RL people you hate

I would like to hear about the people in real life you hate or really dislike and why.

Number 1: Mariah Carey
Reason: She was quoted as saying 'i see all the starving people in Africa on tv. I mean i would like to be that thin but without the flies and death'.

Over to you

Latonia

1. Karl Rove
2. George W. Bush
3. David Duke
4. Rev. Lou Sheldon

I could list more... but those are the ones that stand out immediately.

The Mariah Carey of my generation....Stevie Nicks.

Latonia,

I believe that quote turned out to be apocryphal.

I think I've only ever actually hated one public figure, and that was Margaret Thatcher. Not only did she strike me as a ruthless and heartless politician, her whole demeanour reeked of falsity and pretence. When she was forced out of office, I took her advice, and "rejoiced"!

oh gawd! Don't let feniks see this!

Selador

Ah now you mention politicians, i loathe Tony Blaire and his revolting wife.

Hmmm... HATE is such a strong word... but if I could apply it... I'd use it towards classical music snobs (of which I was one previously), techno snobs (of which I can be one at times ), and other similar music/art/entertainment snobs. Reason being: focus on the word entertainment. It sounds ridiculous that people incite hostility and get killed over what is in fact a collection of organized sound, but it has happened before and it will happen again. What was up with the controversy surrounding Bob Dylan's electric performances, anyway? Sure, one didn't have to like his then-new style, but events like Stravinskyesque riots leave me baffled because of the more pressing pain and suffering we experience in this world.

I'll share a little anecote. I left the classical fold (meaning, of people I didn't get along with -- I still like the music) due to several events. One of these was a very chinstroky, highbrow panel involving the advanced discussion of 12-tone composing techniques... which was really dumbass bullshit wrapped in a kid's blanket. (Please pardon the language, I employing it for color.) What happened was all this sound and fury -- yes, signifying nothing! -- being made about complex interlocking patterns of dissonance on the piano keys... it was sooo hilariously laughable and almost a parody unto its own, because in hindsight, it reminds me of pseudoscience and technobabble: when big words are used to cover up what is not there, and never was.

Frustrated, I made my way over the piano while my fellow (at the time) snobs were chortling and guffawing over liberal use of rubato applied in a certain stochastic passage, and I was listening to their discussion, what REALLY bugged me was this: how they made things out to be far harder than they really were to do! What wankery! So blah-blah this and yadda-yadda that, I got to the keys and then got my lovely shoes on them, and proceeded to bang out something in the space of a few seconds that stood head-and-shoulders with any of their "masterpieces" that had taken several months. Without a word, I left. I found out later that these were some real archaic posers, in the sense that they didn't really enjoy the music they were making and listening to. They were just in it from some other unfathomable reason which I'll never wrap my head around, but it's for the better because they disbanded and admitted their pop music pleasures in ADDITION to the "high art" they liked. And that was that.

There are many kinds of music for many kinds of people, and my own philosophy is as follows: I listen to what I like to listen to. I have found the aforementioned snobs to also be snooty, prejudiced -- and worse -- in other areas like religion and politics as well. As it's all connected, I cannot dismiss any such relevancy to the human experience. However, I like to expand my horizons and I like diversity, variety, and the rich cornucopia of realizing that I can't say "I HATE RAP -- RAP IS CRAP" 'cuz I have never actually listened to every single song in that genre.

I hate members of secret societies.

Anyone who wears floral capri pants.

My friends and i call that pre-hate. You don't actually know the person well enough to hate them. However, you know once you meet them you will hate them so you might as well start pre-hating them now.

This is a good tactic to use at parties when you know you are going to have to eventually talk to that bitch across the room with the green eyeshadow.

1. TIE - George Bush & John Kerry (both Skull & Bones dirtbags)

2. Carrot Top - I just wanna punch him.

3. The first email Spammer

4. The inventor of the pop-up window.

5. TIE - Dan Rather & Alex Trebek - Smarmy know-it-alls.

6. TIE - Michael Moore & Rush Limbaugh - If only they could do a fat boy fight to the death, then let me kill the victor.

7. Ben Affleck - Yup...and that christmas movie he just made really sucks.

8. Paris Hilton - most of the world's population would agree.

9. My Boss - He took my Red Swingline Stapler...I'm gonna burn the business down.

10. That chick off of Trading Spaces - Quit being so friggin' happy, damnit.

Advantage would have to go to Moore. After all, Limbaugh wouldn't be able to hear the starting bell as he is now deaf from taking so much hillbilly heroin.

Hmm...good point, but the drugs have at least trimmed a few (very few) pounds off of Rush, Moore has elevated himself up to 'Super Fat Ass' in the past few years...

But, then again, Kevin Smith (who rocks) has made it to SFA and would easily mangle either Rush or Moore....'cause he's harsh.

You bring up a good point. I gave the advantage to Moore because Rush is deaf.

However, if someone were to place a bowl of loud food next to Moore (perhaps some really crunchy nachos) the feeding frenzy that follows could also drown out the sounds of a starting bell.

On the other hand, if dirty tricks come into play and someone sprinkles a little Mrs. Dash on Rush, Moore will eat him alive in seconds. It would be no contest at that point. The same would be true for Rush if someone printed Oxycontin on Moore's forehead. Rush would swallow him whole and then ask the nearest maid to find him more.

I was sure of my prediction before, but now I am undecided.

Hmmm, hate's a strong word. Anyhoo, can't pass this one up! Here are some public figures or archetypes that chafe:

1. Al Gore: Has there ever been a more self-righteous, poor-me whiner of a presidential candidate?

2. Richard Simmons: No explanation required.

3. Barney the Dinosaur: See explanation for item #2.

4. Dr. Laura: Get over your big, bad self!

5. Ted Kennedy: Self-aggrandizing elitist who pretends to be on the side of "the little guy."

6. Britney Spears: See explanations for items #2 and #4.

7. Men who wax their chests.

8. Women who wax their chests.

9. Pundits.

10. Alanis Morissette: Must you screech your way through every song?

Rebuttals:

1. Milton rocks - Surrender all red Swingline staplers or face the consequences.

2. Ben Affleck - OK, he may be dumb but he's useful eye candy.

1. "Billary" Clinton... if you have to ask why, uh.. don't
2. JFK - doesn't matter that he is already dead
3. RFK - see #2
4. Teddy Kennedy - admitted drunk-driving killer, adulterer and generally ridiculous politician (oops, that last one is redundant). I think he rivals Limbaugh & Moore in his self-righteous pomposity
5. Barney...nuf said
6. Letterman... egomanical putzer who thinks he is funny
7. Woodrow Wilson - the beginning of the end in the rise of the Great American Republic.. under his leadership, the very nature of American politics and foreign policy took a huge left turn into idealistic liberalism
8. Freud... see reason for #1
9. Al Franken...see reason for #'s 1, 6, and the latter part of 4
10. Babra Streisand...see #9

Honarable mentions: The Generalized 'Other', The Narcissistice Self, Lawyers, child rapists

Paolo. I hate Paolo Portocarrero!


Al Gore is a good man. He's a little stiff but he is a good man and he handled the 2000 election with a LOT of grace. I can't imagine presiding over the Senate on an issue surrounding your own election to President. He served his country admirably.


For this one you can just go to hell. You go to hell and you die!

Every generation NEEDS a blonde slutty pop icon. She fills a cosmic requirement for civilization to continue. She dances around and has perky tits. You don't see the value of this? I just hate you so much right now.


This is unpopular, but the world would be a better place with more Richard Simmons around. He truly loves those fat women. He loves them in a way only a chubby flaming homosexual diet guru could.

He doesn't promise them they will be supermodels. He takes them from "I gotta was myself with a rag on a stick" down to "I can walk to the corner store without a cane."

In a world of perfect bodies anyone who makes exercise videos with normal people is good.

OK.. he's annoying, but what I really hate are HIS DAMN SHORTS!!!

Richard: fire your stylist... those shorts are so 1982, and they sucked then.

My real list. I am going to leave Paolo off of this one, but it is implied he is at the top for the Brittany Spears comment. I hate him soooo much. You must respect the perky titted blondes of the world!

1. The Dallas Cowboys. Hate em, hate em, hate em. Hate their families. Hate their fans. Hate their cheerleaders. Hate em.

2. Undecided voters. You suck. The combination of having no brain and sucking so bad it is a wonder your foreheads haven't caved in.

3. Daniel Snyder. You meddling motherfucker. I hate you. I wish you would just die. You might be rich but you know jack and shit about running a football team. For eight fucking years I have lived here and watched you fuck up the only hometown football team I've ever had. You are an evil cesspool of vile incompetence. I hope that you and anyone you've ever loved are chopped into tiny pieces in a freak lawnmower accident. God Damnit I hate you.

4. The 1984 Miss America Pageant Administration. There is a special place in hell for you. I hope you are fucking happy. So what she posed naked. You run a fucking beauty pageant where you parade women around like toys. You do this in Atlantic City. Vanessa Williams showed your sorry asses. You can all go to hell.

5. The Cast and Crew of American Beauty. Sometime a movie is so beautiful you just want to rip your fucking head off and flush it down the toilet. That is two hours of my life I will never get back. I will make a deal and spare the rest of you if I can just see Kevin Spacey die slowly. Oh and if you kill off that bitch Brenda from Six Feet Under. What the hell were you thinking?

6. Paolo Portocarrero. I changed my mind. You're on the list. Did you even watch "Oops I did it again?" Did you see them bouncing around like that?

7. Tom Arnold. Not funny. At all. Ever.

8. That guy I really wanted to fuck who didn't give me the time of day. Yea you. Fuck off.

9. Bobby Brown. I blame you for destroying her. Do the world a favor and overdose already. You had one decent song and now Brittany Spears has done a remake better than your original.

10. Olgilvie, maker of home perms. You are a blight on this planet. You destroy the heads of beautiful women everywhere. If you work for this company, invest in this company, harbor people who work at or invest in this company, I hate you. Stop hurting people. What you do is wrong and on judgement day you will all pay.

I want to hate but can't.

Ann Coulter. It is hard to hate someone who hates themself so much. She chose to wear a sleeveless leather vest on the cover of her book. Some thing are punishment enough.

Hmmmm, hmmm, where do I start, hmmmm.

Ok,

1 / Hate people who hate secret societies - Because they just don't know who they hate.

2 / The NHL Hockey Players Union - For promising to make my winter beyond boring when I can't sit in my chair any longer cuz my but is sore from sitting in front of my pc for 20 straight hours playing SL.

3 / Angelina Joilie - Reminds me of how many babes I'll never score with in RL.

4 / The mail man - He brings me nothing but bills every month.

5 / My Boss - Cuz I have to show up to work instead of playing SL all day.

6/ The Police - Cuz they never respond that well to funny remarks when they pull me over for speeding, like:

Officer: "So you in a rush getting somewhere?"
Me: "Yes sir, I was trying to hurry up to meet you here! Hope I wasn't late!"

7/ Phillip Rosendale and the Lindens - Cuz they're my dope dealers. He deals me this new fangled drug called SL! I can't seem to get enough of it and I keep spending more and more on my habbit, when will it stop?!?! When can I stop having fun!

8/ Toronto Mapleleafs - Ottawa Rules, get a real team Toronto!

Don't worry, I can think of more, I'm a pretty hateful person!

lol - some great posts, although as a Brit i will be spending some time on the internet to find out who some of these people are.

Latonia

Ok - I'm reading down all these lists and I'm thinking that hate's a pretty strong word and while many of the listed merely procure my disdain, there is really only one that I think I come close to hating and that is DR. LAURA.

I accidentally tuned into her show one day one the way home from work and was frothing at the mouth by the time I pulled into the drive way at home.

Someday that self-serving, pompous, phony, hypocritical, discredited bitch is going to cause someone who is really in need of help to commit suicide. I absolutely could not believe what I heard her saying - which was made even more incredulous when I learned that she was not in fact a psychologist or psychiatrist at all, but had her PhD in physical education.

*** blah - frothing at the mouth just writing about her ****

omg god I might have to neg someone at last.

JOKING..maybe, NO I AM JOKING... I think um...

STEVIE ROCKS!!!


fen-

Sometimes I hate myself.


fen-

That would be me then, lol...

OK, I get it... you hate me ... *sob*

1. Humans
2. Insects
3. Mutant Human Sized Insects