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Rose Karuna

Lizard Doctor

Join date: 5 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,772

04-25-2005 08:08

From: Kris Ritter

I'm 35.

I know this because I just got the letter through reminding me that my warranty has expired, suggesting all the grave things that'll undoubtedly go wrong with me now I'm out of warranty, and fortunately saving the day by offering me a very special deal on an extended warranty for my body for the next 5 years. Only I read the small print and it's a return-to-base deal. Bastards.

*waits for bits to fall off*

Your warranty does not technically expire until you get your AARP Card (American Association of Retired Persons) though since your in the UK, I guess it might be BARP.

Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic.

I saw it happen and it's been dragging around my ankles every since. They make butt boosters but it's only a temporary fix.

The next thing to go are the boobs. If it seems like there are a lot of older women out there with black eyes, all I can say is that it's not their husbands that are abusive. So my best advice is: never, never, run without a bra.

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MrsJakal Suavage

Purple Butterfly

Join date: 18 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,434

04-25-2005 08:13

From: Rose Karuna

Your warranty does not technically expire until you get your AARP Card (American Association of Retired Persons) though since your in the UK, I guess it might be BARP.

Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic.

I saw it happen and it's been dragging around my ankles every since. They make butt boosters but it's only a temporary fix.

The next thing to go are the boobs. If it seems like there are a lot of older women out there with black eyes, all I can say is that it's not their husbands that are abusive. So my best advice is: never, never, run without a bra.

.

Thank you so much Rose for giving me something to look forward too, lol

Miri Millhouse

Registered User

Join date: 26 May 2004

Posts: 6

04-25-2005 08:16

Wow, most of you are young enough to be my children.

55 here and feelin every minute of it.

Hailey Marlowe

Registered User

Join date: 16 Apr 2005

Posts: 10

04-25-2005 08:18

From: Rose Karuna

Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic.

.

Hey I wouldn't mind losing my butt at all! Yay something to look forward to lol.

Aurelie Starseeker

:)

Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 550

04-25-2005 08:20

Just turned 31 on saturday!

ZsuZsanna Raven

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Join date: 19 Dec 2004

Posts: 2,361

04-25-2005 08:40

30, as of yesterday

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Arcadia Codesmith

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Join date: 8 Dec 2004

Posts: 766

04-25-2005 09:01

I decided to start counting in multiples of 21.

So I'm two.

And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds?

Aurelie Starseeker

:)

Join date: 31 Dec 1969

Posts: 550

04-25-2005 09:31

From: Arcadia Codesmith

I decided to start counting in multiples of 21.

So I'm two.

And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds?

lol thats cute hehe

Shadow Weaver

Ancient

Join date: 13 Jan 2003

Posts: 2,808

04-25-2005 10:48

Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering.
I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please.

You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally.
I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL.

LL???

Shadow

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Mickey Valentino

Disciple of the Watch

Join date: 11 Jan 2004

Posts: 230

04-25-2005 11:02

I'm the 69th member in my bracket!! Seems that number comes up frequently.. lucky me!!

Willow.. things don't start going downhill till late 60's.

30's and 40's are the best of times, this is when life kicks in and you can really start doing all the things you've dreamed about.

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These are very sad times to be an American but where is the rage among the citizenry? Where are the flag wavers who so laud the freedoms symbolized by a flag and written by quill pens in our constitution? Why are we not rallying in the streets against this sort of attrocity? Why because we are gluttonous lazy bastards who say it won't happen to me so who cares. --Ishtar Pasteur

Reitsuki Kojima

Witchhunter

Join date: 27 Jan 2004

Posts: 5,328

04-25-2005 11:23

From: Shadow Weaver

Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering.
I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please.

You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally.
I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL.

LL???

Shadow

Shadow, users are free to divulge personal information if they do it of their own free will.

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Shadow Weaver

Ancient

Join date: 13 Jan 2003

Posts: 2,808

04-25-2005 11:33

From: Reitsuki Kojima

Shadow, users are free to divulge personal information if they do it of their own free will.

True, free will, but a poll is subversive coercion, hence a violation.

I would totally agree were it in a private conversation.
However, per the TOS this is coercion as it subjectively asks the information.

But at the same time am I merely being an ass?
Some could say yes, because the very same person that started this thread so ardently fought that basically the same type of information was utilized in an affront on their character.

So is this their subversive means to attempt to trick LL or is it merely a fun post.

Either way it brings up some interesting thought processes about the TOS considering recent events.

Shadow

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Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow.

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

04-25-2005 12:13

From: Arcadia Codesmith

I decided to start counting in multiples of 21.

So I'm two.

And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds?

Better yet, who wouldn't want to be with two 13-year-olds? Erm... That didn't come out right.

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Arcadia Codesmith

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Join date: 8 Dec 2004

Posts: 766

04-25-2005 12:16

From: Shadow Weaver

True, free will, but a poll is subversive coercion, hence a violation.

Subversive coercion leading up to a violation?

Strange, that about sums up last weekend for me.

Pendari Lorentz

Senior Member

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 4,372

04-25-2005 12:19

From: Arcadia Codesmith

Subversive coercion leading up to a violation?

Strange, that about sums up last weekend for me.

LOL!!

Ok.. That's going in my sig for a while.

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Jake Reitveld

Emperor of Second Life

Join date: 9 Mar 2005

Posts: 2,690

04-25-2005 14:51

10, with 28 years of experience.

ZsuZsanna Raven

~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~

Join date: 19 Dec 2004

Posts: 2,361

04-25-2005 15:09

From: Shadow Weaver

Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering.
I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please.

You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally.
I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL.

LL???

Shadow

Have a kitty and smile

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~Mewz!~

Richard Pinkerton

Registered User

Join date: 20 Jan 2005

Posts: 125

04-25-2005 15:12

Nice bell curve. More or less

What is Your RL Age?
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	04-25-2005 08:08 From: Kris Ritter I'm 35. I know this because I just got the letter through reminding me that my warranty has expired, suggesting all the grave things that'll undoubtedly go wrong with me now I'm out of warranty, and fortunately saving the day by offering me a very special deal on an extended warranty for my body for the next 5 years. Only I read the small print and it's a return-to-base deal. Bastards. waits for bits to fall off Your warranty does not technically expire until you get your AARP Card (American Association of Retired Persons) though since your in the UK, I guess it might be BARP. Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic. I saw it happen and it's been dragging around my ankles every since. They make butt boosters but it's only a temporary fix. The next thing to go are the boobs. If it seems like there are a lot of older women out there with black eyes, all I can say is that it's not their husbands that are abusive. So my best advice is: never, never, run without a bra. . _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
MrsJakal Suavage Purple Butterfly Join date: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,434	04-25-2005 08:13 From: Rose Karuna Your warranty does not technically expire until you get your AARP Card (American Association of Retired Persons) though since your in the UK, I guess it might be BARP. Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic. I saw it happen and it's been dragging around my ankles every since. They make butt boosters but it's only a temporary fix. The next thing to go are the boobs. If it seems like there are a lot of older women out there with black eyes, all I can say is that it's not their husbands that are abusive. So my best advice is: never, never, run without a bra. . Thank you so much Rose for giving me something to look forward too, lol
Miri Millhouse Registered User Join date: 26 May 2004 Posts: 6	04-25-2005 08:16 Wow, most of you are young enough to be my children. 55 here and feelin every minute of it.
Hailey Marlowe Registered User Join date: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 10	04-25-2005 08:18 From: Rose Karuna Oh, and the first bit to fall off is your ass. One day everythings fine and the next day you turn around and look in the mirror to see how your pants fit and the damn thing just drops. Right before your very eyes. It's traumatic. . Hey I wouldn't mind losing my butt at all! Yay something to look forward to lol.
Aurelie Starseeker :) Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 550	04-25-2005 08:20 Just turned 31 on saturday!
ZsuZsanna Raven ~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~ Join date: 19 Dec 2004 Posts: 2,361	04-25-2005 08:40 30, as of yesterday _____________________ ~Mewz!~
Arcadia Codesmith Not a guest Join date: 8 Dec 2004 Posts: 766	04-25-2005 09:01 I decided to start counting in multiples of 21. So I'm two. And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds?
Aurelie Starseeker :) Join date: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 550	04-25-2005 09:31 From: Arcadia Codesmith I decided to start counting in multiples of 21. So I'm two. And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds? lol thats cute hehe
Shadow Weaver Ancient Join date: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 2,808	04-25-2005 10:48 Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering. I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please. You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally. I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL. LL??? Shadow _____________________ Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden> New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com
Mickey Valentino Disciple of the Watch Join date: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 230	04-25-2005 11:02 I'm the 69th member in my bracket!! Seems that number comes up frequently.. lucky me!! Willow.. things don't start going downhill till late 60's. 30's and 40's are the best of times, this is when life kicks in and you can really start doing all the things you've dreamed about. _____________________ I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief --Gerry Spence These are very sad times to be an American but where is the rage among the citizenry? Where are the flag wavers who so laud the freedoms symbolized by a flag and written by quill pens in our constitution? Why are we not rallying in the streets against this sort of attrocity? Why because we are gluttonous lazy bastards who say it won't happen to me so who cares. --Ishtar Pasteur
Reitsuki Kojima Witchhunter Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 5,328	04-25-2005 11:23 From: Shadow Weaver Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering. I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please. You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally. I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL. LL??? Shadow Shadow, users are free to divulge personal information if they do it of their own free will. _____________________ I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.
Shadow Weaver Ancient Join date: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 2,808	04-25-2005 11:33 From: Reitsuki Kojima Shadow, users are free to divulge personal information if they do it of their own free will. True, free will, but a poll is subversive coercion, hence a violation. I would totally agree were it in a private conversation. However, per the TOS this is coercion as it subjectively asks the information. But at the same time am I merely being an ass? Some could say yes, because the very same person that started this thread so ardently fought that basically the same type of information was utilized in an affront on their character. So is this their subversive means to attempt to trick LL or is it merely a fun post. Either way it brings up some interesting thought processes about the TOS considering recent events. Shadow _____________________ Everyone here is an adult. This ain't DisneyLand, and Mickey Mouse isn't going to swat you with a stick if you say "holy crapola."<Pathfinder Linden> New Worlds new Adventures Formerly known as Jade Wolf my business name has now changed to Dragon Shadow. Im me in world for Locations of my apparrel Online Authorized Trademark Licensed Apparel http://www.cafepress.com/slvisions OR Visit The Website @ www.slvisions.com
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	04-25-2005 12:13 From: Arcadia Codesmith I decided to start counting in multiples of 21. So I'm two. And who wouldn't want to be with two 21-year-olds? Better yet, who wouldn't want to be with two 13-year-olds? Erm... That didn't come out right. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Arcadia Codesmith Not a guest Join date: 8 Dec 2004 Posts: 766	04-25-2005 12:16 From: Shadow Weaver True, free will, but a poll is subversive coercion, hence a violation. Subversive coercion leading up to a violation? Strange, that about sums up last weekend for me.
Pendari Lorentz Senior Member Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,372	04-25-2005 12:19 From: Arcadia Codesmith Subversive coercion leading up to a violation? Strange, that about sums up last weekend for me. LOL!! Ok.. That's going in my sig for a while. _____________________ hugs everyone
Jake Reitveld Emperor of Second Life Join date: 9 Mar 2005 Posts: 2,690	04-25-2005 14:51 10, with 28 years of experience.
ZsuZsanna Raven ~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~ Join date: 19 Dec 2004 Posts: 2,361	04-25-2005 15:09 From: Shadow Weaver Very disappointed that this is still continuing considering. I guess its true there is a selective impunity to those that can or cannot do as they please. You know if the Tos cannot be enforced why not just abolish it totally. I mean seriously this is a direct sign of favoritism hence harassment on the entire populace of SL. LL??? Shadow Have a kitty and smile _____________________ ~Mewz!~
Richard Pinkerton Registered User Join date: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 125	04-25-2005 15:12 Nice bell curve. More or less

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