Is Identifying Alts Against the Rules?

Like hell it isn't about me!

coco

This thread is now about wiping technique.

Do you fold your toilet paper into a square or wad it into a ball? What does your approach pattern look like?

We had a discussion about this a while ago at my school here. It seems that the people who wad it into a ball are more concerned with protecting their hand, and those that fold it neatly are concerned with area coverage and saving paper.

I disagree.

I find that a wad exposes my hand more often to exposure. I typically fold my paper into a nice barrier shield that I direct with my finger tips spread about half the radius of the central point. I find that using a square fold way prevents accidental recoil from the wad; you know where all the parts are on a square shield of multilayered paper but a wad is just unruly.

I sorta unspindle it and feed it from back to front then yank really hard so it moves like a long conveyor belt across my nether regions...

Siggy.

***tp's the thread and runs out laughing***

Ahhh! Sorry. I missed the thread change notice.

That's a very unusual technique, but doesn't that risk smearing feces into your groin area?

I'm glad you all think this is so very funny.

I have been patient about this, and explained that I am a different person, and yet I am still hounded by Ulrika and apparently some others in here who think I am Prokofy.

And for those of you who don't think that, I think you should think twice about coming in here to make a big joke out of it.

Don't you know that people are people? Didn't your mother ever teach you to be kind to people? Don't you know that I am just a regular player, just like you, who came into this game with the best of intentions to try to have fun, succeed, make friends, and, hopefully, help the game along to be the best that it can be?

And for this, you treat me like you are treating me now? Are you trying to run off everybody from ever playing this game?

Are you TOTALLY INCAPABLE of putting yourself in my place and realizing the cruelty being done me by this campaign to discredit my very existance as a human being?

And you think this is FUNNY? This is NOT FUNNY. My patience has worn out. And I must say, the younger population of TSO was in no way as childish as all this.

Moreover, what was my great and hideous sin that brought this all down on me? The horrible UNBELIEVABLE notion that I could possibly ever agree with Prok on anything, much less be his friend.

The idea that I am him is paranoid in the ridiculous.

Your treating me like garbage because I agree with him on some things or because I am his friend is unconscionable and outrageously immature.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for this, and if you aren't, don't blame me if you rot in hell for it.

coco

How about TP origami? I like to make little X-wing fighters and have them try to torpedo the exhaust port of the Brown Star.

...ok... maybe I just have an overactive imagination.

Why don't you start a thread where you are the topic? This thread was about interpreting TOS rules and their boundaries; now it's about wiping technique.

Have it your way, Chance. You are not my friend.

coco

I don't shake hands with wadders.

Coco,

I must have missed all the accusation from previous threads, so clearly I answered seriously to Ulrika's question in my first post in this thread. I started taking unseriously when Prokofy yet again comes storming into the thread making it about him/her. I really like Toy and trust her when she says your not Prok. With that being said, you are really going overboard in this thread with making this about you as well. If you read the orginal question being posed you would know this was not about you. Your friend Toy even adviced you that if you have a problem with what was said in another thread that you should file an abuse report. I agree with her.

MJ

Your eagerness to martyr yourself is unbecoming. No one in this thread has claimed you are an alt of anyone. No one has hounded you. No one has treated you like garbage. We are attempting to hold a legitimate discussion about the subject of alts and privacy, and you keep intruding with melodrama and hysterics. We've all been accused of being an alt at some point or another. That's life here. It's easier to believe that someone's being duplicitous than it is to believe that there are multiple people who share the same contrary viewpoint.

ignore ulrika. she's a kook, too.

fwiw, i don't think you're a porky alt. you're not frothy or paranoid enough.

though a bit of brevity through considered editing might serve to better differentiate you from kook 1 or kook 2.

Thank you, Jackal. Yes, there have been many previous examples in many previous threads. I understood that people may think I am him due to the fact that often write lengthy posts, too. (And often agree with him, though that shouldn't be a factor.)

I finally addressed this with a long post explaining that I am not him as best as I could without giving my name, address, phone number, and stuff like that, and asked that this stop.

But the jibes continued. In the now deleted posts in today's thread, I said I had had had enough of it. Now up comes this thread, CLEARLY referring to that thread, with a whole lot of sentences in various posts "assuming" the common knowledge that one poster IS the other poster and is "gaming the forums."

I am not. I resent these personal attacks and wish to be taken at face value and in good faith. I appreciate your doing so.

coco

Not really, I've found that my ballsack makes a perfect divider - the TP hits it and folds neatly in half as I yank... so its nearly self sealing.

So all I really need to do is dust off one lil rosebud when I'm done -- and I use my wifes mascara brush for that.

Siggy.

^my alt^

^my alt^

Here's something else, people. Don't think that I actually believe anymore that Ulrika and the others really do believe I am Prokofy.

I have, previously, given enough information to discount that notion. I've invited people to ask the professor of SL Herald. I have invited people to ask any of my friends on this game, or those on TSO, or those on both. I've given more than enough information and references to put this whole thing to rest.

So I know that it is continuing and being done simply as nothing more than pure harrassment. And totally because I dare to agree with Prok on some matters. They know damn well I'm not him.

This so-called intellectual question of whether it is ok to "out" an alt is nothing but bull. I am not an alt needing outing. This is nothing more than harrassment of the lowest kind.

I want it to stop.

coco

LOL. Too funny, Siggy.

you know it won't stop as long as they know it bothers you.

Are you going to crucify yourself on the Conjoined Twins thread too?

We should be able to speculate that one alt could be another alt without bringing in RL identity and without getting reprimanded. That's what this thread started out as, as far as I can tell. This thread was not about harassing you.

Do you need a hug?

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