Random mundane facts about your day

Are you going to eat them anyway?

It's raining and gray here, but I still feel like running down the street naked, while screaming gothic poetry. I won't do it..but...

MMMmm deep fried cheese

I must really be bored because I'm thinking that this sounds like a pretty good idea.

Can I watch?

OF COURSE

Good! But blow on them first maybe?

What on earth are Mozzarella sticks?

I'm sitting in my cubicle at work. If I want to find out if it's raining and gray out, I have to email someone with a window...

It probably is, don't sweat it...

One wall of my cubicle is a window. It faces a major freeway (I-5), and a huge Mormon Temple. Sometimes I watch the traffic, and wonder where all those people are going, if they are happy or sad, what thier dreams and hopes are, and what they look like in thier underwear.

oooo...which one?

Wrapping up a package of Kasugai Muscat Gummy candies to mail to Ryan and Ben Linden.


Don't ask.

Which temple? Or which I-5 Freeway, or which wall?

1. Temple = dunno..it's reeeeal big with real tall spires and looks like it's made out of marble, and has a golden statue of an angel blowing a horn on top of one of the spires. But I feel some dark force emenating from it, so I steer clear.

2. I-5 = A freeway that runs from Canada, down to Mexico, through all of the west coast states. It's boring and has lots of traffic when it passes trough Portland. I have to drive through that traffic twice each workday.

3. Wall/Window = The northern one, on the 3rd floor, of the west wing, 4th in from the western edge of the building. It's a nice window, and I'm glad I have it.

My colleague with a window has just replied and assured me it is sunny out. And it's warm enough that the snow is starting to melt. Hooray!

Trying to decide which co-worker is more annoying... the one who sighs loudly every 14 seconds or the one who is constantly on the phone talking about her personal problems. I think both need to taste the wrath of my nerf gun.

You misspelled tazer.

hahaa!

i had chicken wings for lunch.

Burn my place down again and you're dead.

I just got a delivery of over 60 very heavy objects. The guy who delivered them didn't have time to help me properly unload them, so now they are scattered all across the property waiting for me to go out and stack them. i have the next 4.75 hours to complete this task. I will start in about 4.

This sounds logical. What's the delivery? huh?

Water polo players, of course!

I'm sitting staring out the front window, the bosses have left for the day and the manager hasn't come in yet. I ate lunch at my desk (bad ash, supposed to eat in the lunch "bistro"- definition of lunch bistro-cafe table and 2 chairs positioned between the room that holds the server and the bathroom and it's something like 70 degrees in the sunshine....yet I'm still stuck inside

*sighs wistfully, waiting for 4pm *

Ash

I couldn't resist the bearclaw

Bodies. They only pretend to cremate them, but instead scatter them all over the property. I saw it on the news.