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Yo momma so fat...

Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
10-14-2004 00:37
Yo Mama's so fat the Lindens have been using her as the tour balloon at the welcome area.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
10-14-2004 02:00
Yo Mama so fat, she broke Havok2... and that's why we won't be getting it anytime soon. :D
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
10-14-2004 03:37
Yo momma so fat, LL made an extra land tier just for her.
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-14-2004 03:40
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around in Ahern people give her a welcome back party.
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
10-14-2004 04:00
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around in Ahern, people can feel the earth move as far out as Shipley.
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-14-2004 04:02
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections... PRIMARIFFIC :D
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
10-14-2004 06:02
yo momma's so fat that when she flies over an island sim, it ducks in fear.


- Newfie Pendragon
Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,327
10-14-2004 08:59
Yo momma so fat that when she dances, she causes simquakes and knocks people offline!

Yo momma so fat that when she steps into the water, all the sims get flooded!

Yo momma so fat that nobody can see her because our cams are all stuck inside her avatar!

:: dying here these are great!!! ::

BTW along the same lines... see www.yourmom.com

Arti

I LOVED these the most!
"Yo momma so fat, she asked Live Help for a sandwich."
"Your momma's so fat Stroker had to make pose-planets."
"Yo mama's so fat you can see her from There. "
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Kimmera Madison
Registered User
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 122
10-14-2004 09:32
OMG! these are hysterical! ok Here's mine, hehehe

Yo Momma is so fat, That she hired Chip to make her a skin and it crashed his Photoshop!

and....

Yo Momma is so fat that Chips Grid Template lines couldn't reach around her!

hehe, sorry Chip, you know I love ya!

OH! Yo Momma is so fat that she used the no bump attachment and cleared the server!

Yo Momma is so fat she went out dancing and the sim shook so bad they thought Mt St Helens blew again!

(ok, I live close to that mountain, and yes I'm a momma, but it wasn't my butt causing the quakes! HAH! :D :p )
Yoshi Platini
Registered User
Join date: 23 Jul 2004
Posts: 111
10-14-2004 12:06
Yo Momma so fat, it takes her two trips to get across the room.
Beatfox Xevious
is THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 879
10-14-2004 13:04
Yo momma so fat -- she stays solid even after ghosting.
Ice Brodie
Head of Neo Mobius
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 434
10-14-2004 15:21
Yo mama's so fat she has to use the Luskwood tree platforms as a seat. (all appologies to Ari, LT, Michi and Liam)
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Cornelius Bach
Lord of Typos
Join date: 30 Jul 2003
Posts: 241
10-14-2004 18:18
yo momma so fat she got suspended for running around the welcome area naked while dancing in da boom.
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
10-14-2004 18:29
Yo momma's so fat, her buttcrack inspired the canyon in Loveland.

Yo momma's so fat, her dandruff made the snow sims.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped, she sunk Atlas.
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Beatfox Xevious
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Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 879
10-14-2004 18:41
Yo momma so fat -- ATI and nVidia have to release new drivers each week because her av keeps breaking them.
Lilith Caldera
Registered User
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
Posts: 21
10-15-2004 07:51
HA!!!!! OMG ... best thread in months ^_^


Your momma's SO fat , Phillip had to create a THIRD LIFE, just so she could claim a first land plot!




^;^ .Lilith.
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Damien Fate
Goofy designer
Join date: 6 Nov 2003
Posts: 634
10-15-2004 08:00
I can't beleive you all said that about my momma :(
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