Yo momma so fat, hitting F returns a message saying "yeah, right"
Yo momma so fat, the sit target teleport hack only moves her 3m.
Yo momma so fat, she gets her own telehub.
Yo momma so fat, when you fly near her, gravity pulls you in.
Yo momma so fat, she couldn't use There because the resolution was too low.
Yo momma so fat, her ass IS a void sim.
Yo momma so fat, she needs to be load balanced.
Yo momma so fat, she asked Live Help for a sandwich.
Yo momma so fat, her inventory looks like a buffet.
Yo momma so fat, noobs use her as a sandbox and can't figure out why all the land in SL is so bouncy.
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Driftwood Nomad
Registered User
Join date: 10 May 2003
Posts: 451
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10-13-2004 15:04
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
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10-13-2004 15:06
Yo momma so fat -- there's no way anyone could even attempt to sell her in a box.
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Driftwood Nomad
Registered User
Join date: 10 May 2003
Posts: 451
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10-13-2004 15:06
Stop to sell momma's in boxes!
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D&D Dogs Co-founder "Second Life’s first AI companion animal" The Second Opinion, 08/05/2003 D&D Dogs HQ Pawaii (127, 63) Mainland Store Kuula (214, 124) http://www.sldogs.com SL Dogs Zazzle store! |
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
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10-13-2004 15:07
Yo momma so fat -- not even the Jessie Wall can stop her.
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
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10-13-2004 15:08
Yo momma so fat -- Hamlet Linden tried to walk around her and we STILL haven't heard back from him.
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Beatfox Xevious
is THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 879
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10-13-2004 15:31
Yo momma so fat -- when she walks, she terraforms "no terraform" land.
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
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10-13-2004 15:38
Yo momma so fat -- Nephilaine Protagonist, Lumiere Noir AND Maxx Monde had to be called in to construct a decent-sized outfit for her.
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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10-13-2004 15:41
Yo momma so fat that when she lands the asset server crashes
Yo momma so fat the only realistc skin that would fit was a hippo's Yo momma so fat Ansche tried to buy her thinking she was a sim Yo mamma so fat she doesn't have mouselook she has elephant look Yo momma so fat Cubey used her to design his new blimp  |
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
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10-13-2004 15:49
Yo momma so fat she filled up all the void sims.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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10-13-2004 15:52
Yo momma so PHAT... well just have a look... HAHA... I was there! _____________________
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
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10-13-2004 15:53
Yo momma so fat you can't see all of her even when you disable far clip.
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Ice Brodie
Head of Neo Mobius
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 434
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10-13-2004 15:55
Yo Mama's so fat that the map had to double in size to support her.
Yo Mama's so fat she gets stuck in Cordova's valey. _____________________
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Ice Brodie
Head of Neo Mobius
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 434
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10-13-2004 16:05
Yo Mama's so fat she's /STILL/ rezzing.
Yo Mama's so fat, her profile shows dwell instead of ratings. Yo Mama's so dumb, she's still in Orientation Island. Yo Mama's so fat she has her own Orientation Island. _____________________
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eltee Statosky
Luskie
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 1,258
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10-13-2004 16:48
yo momma so fat its been two years since anyone saw her attachments
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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10-13-2004 17:51
Yo mamma so fat when she adjusts the boobie sliders you can't tell.
She needs to adjust 'saddle' so you can see her ankles. Her title sticks out of her jowls. Raylee had to make a new elevator to get her out of a 'sleep' anim. We couldn't adjust a slow dance for her due to the 30m prim link limit. She caused an argument on the builders forum when someone mistook her navel for a 15m wide torus. Green Fate can't customise her genitals till they allow us to use bigger prims, so instead she used a copy of the canoe near the newbie area. Siggy. _____________________
The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-13-2004 19:12
Yo Mama's so fat she's /STILL/ rezzing. Yo Mama's so fat, her profile shows dwell instead of ratings. Yo Mama's so dumb, she's still in Orientation Island. Yo Mama's so fat she has her own Orientation Island. Yo Mama's so fat, she IS Orientation Island. _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Snark Serpentine
Fractious User
Join date: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 379
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10-13-2004 19:36
Yo momma's so fat, she uses Ruth for a toothpick.
Yo momma's so fat, you can hear her walking five sims away. Yo momma's so fat, when she lies down people hike up her to make their scripts work. Yo momma's so fat, the Lindens put her at a sim border. ("DAMN!" Yo momma's so fat, she filled up the portrait forum in one post. |
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Devyn Grimm
the Hermit
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 270
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10-13-2004 20:00
Yo mama's so fat you can see her from There.
Yo mama's so fat, LL had to buy three more servers just to process her avatar's physics & movement. |
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Goshua Lament
Registered User
Join date: 25 Dec 2003
Posts: 703
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10-13-2004 20:36
Yo momma's so fat that she is the biggest green dot on the map.
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Ryen Jade
This is a takeover!
Join date: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,329
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10-13-2004 20:55
Yo momma so fat she joined and crashed the asset server.
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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10-13-2004 21:46
*laughing hysterically*
Your momma's so fat she had to sign up for 3 accounts just to log in. Your momma's so fat her home point icon spans from Federal to Dore. Your momma's so fat she has to use shout for people to see her text. Your momma's so fat her land tier is "continent". Your momma's so fat Stroker had to make pose-planets. Your momma's so fat Linden Lab will have to change the 4-neighbors sim communication architecture. (think about it) Your momma's so fat her dot on the map makes the whole screen green. Your momma's so fat when she ports from the snow sims back to Ahern, she really doesn't go anywhere. Your momma's so fat she had to get LL to program a wider camera for her to go 3rd person. Your momma's so fat she wins every sci-fi AV contest... as Tatooine. Your momma's so fat her profile has partner listed as "chocolate". Your momma's so fat her profile pic is a picture of a freckle. Your momma's so fat she has a 3gb net connection just to upload her AV. Your momma's so fat Philip Linden declared "your momma is Metaverse 2". Your momma's so fat Philip said, "SL will totally take over your momma." _____________________
Hiro Pendragon
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Princess Medici
sad panda
Join date: 1 Mar 2004
Posts: 416
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10-13-2004 21:52
Yo mama's so fat you can see her from There. Devyn wins the thread! _____________________
Please cease and desist from your derogatory use of Elmo.
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Nexus Nash
Undercover Linden
Join date: 18 Dec 2002
Posts: 1,084
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10-13-2004 22:28
Yo mamma so fat it takes 4 telehubs to tele her in!
Yo mamma so fat Abbotts Aerodrom is her bed! Yo mamma so fat The Space needle is dancing pole!  Yo mamma so fat she doesn't need scripts to get to 600000 Z! Yo mamma so fat it cost 1000000000L$ to upload a pair of pants for her! Yo mamma so fat only SHE gets dwell!  Yo mamma so fat list bork = [mama]; STACK HEAP! Yo mamma so fat when she land from flight... you prims shift 0.001!!!! _____________________
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Devyn Grimm
the Hermit
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 270
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10-13-2004 23:03
Devyn wins the thread! Whoohoo! Thanks  |
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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10-13-2004 23:58
Yo mamma so fat when she land from flight... you prims shift 0.001!!!! Is THAT why that bug keeps happening!?! /snicker _____________________
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