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Yo momma so fat...

Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 13:44
Yo momma so fat her body fat slider goes to 200!
Arito Cotton
Still Addicted
Join date: 25 Aug 2003
Posts: 131
10-13-2004 13:45
Yo momma so fat, llGetAgentSize(llDetectedKey(0)) returns "Parser stack overflow."
Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
10-13-2004 13:46
Yo mama so fat, her SL driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."!
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 13:46
Yo momma so fat when she teleports to an event the sim is full.
Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 13:47
Damnit Schwan, these are supposed to be SL related.

Yo momma so fat when she show up her textures take 5 minutes to load.
Charles Fauna
Engineer
Join date: 27 Jun 2004
Posts: 7
more SL yo momma jokes
10-13-2004 13:48
yo momma's so fat, llSetBuoyancy(1.0) has negligible impact
yo momma's so fat, she needs to buy TWO private, connected sims
yo momma's so ugly, she gets rated down for appearance
yo momma's so dumb, she can't figure out why none of the LSL she writes in notecards don't compile
Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
So fat...
10-13-2004 13:48
Yo momma's so fat she *can't* teleport. The Lindens keep suggesting she remove her attachments first.
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 13:49
Could not place object because yo momma so fat the parcel is full.
Charles Fauna
Engineer
Join date: 27 Jun 2004
Posts: 7
10-13-2004 13:50
yo momma's so fat, everytime she logs in, the asset server crashes.
Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 13:51
Yo momma so fat she need Havok 2 to become physical.
Charles Fauna
Engineer
Join date: 27 Jun 2004
Posts: 7
10-13-2004 13:52
Yo momma's so fat, she constantly ghosts, because she's guaranteed to be in at least one sim corner at a time.
Arito Cotton
Still Addicted
Join date: 25 Aug 2003
Posts: 131
10-13-2004 13:53
Yo momma so fat, llGetRegionName() works on her.
Snark Serpentine
Fractious User
Join date: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 379
10-13-2004 13:54
Yo momma so fat, orbit guns just make her jiggle.

Yo momma so fat, she got to spin 720' to make it all the way around.
Charles Fauna
Engineer
Join date: 27 Jun 2004
Posts: 7
10-13-2004 13:56
Yo momma's so fat, she can't use any of the vehicles because the maximum link distance is too small.
Khamon Fate
fategardens.net
Join date: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 4,177
10-13-2004 13:57
one vote for arito to win first prize ha ha ha
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
10-13-2004 13:59
Yo mama's so fat, her butt is a push weapon onto itself.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke the trampolines in the Welcome Area.

Yo mama's so fat, people thought she was a private sim.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.

Okay, the last one isn't really SL related, but I got caught up in the moment. :D
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
10-13-2004 14:04
Yo momma so fat she fill up Stage 4
Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
10-13-2004 14:08
Your momma's so fat she needs to use two real skins at once
Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
10-13-2004 14:19
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the sim...she sits AROUND THE SIM!
Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
10-13-2004 14:24
Yo momma so fat she don't have to worry about her seams not lining up. They are deep in the void.

(Wait a gosh darn moment! If I'm Mexican... does that mean I'm talkin' 'bout MY momma?!?)
Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
10-13-2004 14:39
Yo momma so PHAT... well just have a look...
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
10-13-2004 14:42
Yo momma's so fat, when people see her, they use Debug>Alt+N.
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Meiyo Sojourner
Barren Land Hater
Join date: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 144
10-13-2004 14:52
Yo momma's so fat... each butt cheek gets a first plot
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Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
10-13-2004 15:03
Yo momma so fat -- she got mistaken for a H.I.P.P.O.
Salazar Jack
Nova Albion native
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,105
10-13-2004 15:04
Yo momma so fat -- she generates her own dwell.
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