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The Kris and Willow Show....

Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:21
WHY IN GODS NAME DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME CRY TODAY

*looks at her leg and faints*

someone better fetch the tippex to arouse me again ;)
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 07:23
Out of tippex, but I do still have that probe around from yesterday ...
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:24
*tries to put Willows legs roughly together again*

*well, within a few feet of each other anyway (pun intended)*

*starts decorating passed out Willow with Kinder toys while Sio gets the probe*
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:25
*flails arms around in her unconcious state*

*starts mumbling*

"gooey gooey goo, where are you, need a taste of you now"
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 07:26
Poor Willow! But at least your head is free!
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:27
From: Willow Zander
*starts mumbling*

"gooey gooey goo, where are you, need a taste of you now"


Where's Devlin when you need him?
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:28
From: Urusula Zapata
Poor Willow! But at least your head is free!


Her head may be free but her body doesnt come cheap! You have to read the small print.

Oh wait... you meant.... n/m
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:30
RIGHT..

im going home.. and my bastige ex has borked my pc up.. so i wil be back after he has fixed it.. to check on you ALL!!!!

*drops back down half dead*

*mumbles*

Gooo Gooo, but not diaper poooo
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 07:33
You Brits are a rowdy bunch, you woke me from my sleepy morning reverie 'cross the pond!

I'm gainfully sans employment. Might there be a job under someone's desk? I can bring tippex and goo!
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:34
Ooo

I LIKE YOU

Bring me your goooooo and we will see what you can dooooooo

UP THE UK MASSIVVVVVVVV - WOOHA!
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 07:39
From: Willow Zander
Ooo

I LIKE YOU

Bring me your goooooo and we will see what you can dooooooo

UP THE UK MASSIVVVVVVVV - WOOHA!


I'll get to making some straight away! But, er, given my current lack of finances, I'll have to swim there to demonstrate my goo-making prowess, so I might be a few minutes late.


Chris
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:40
From: Chris Altman
I'll get to making some straight away! But, er, given my current lack of finances, I'll have to swim there to demonstrate my goo-making prowess, so I might be a few minutes late.


Well take your time and conserve your energy. She's insatiable, and she WILL want your goo.
Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 07:51
From: Kris Ritter
Well take your time and conserve your energy. She's insatiable, and she WILL want your goo.

I've got some boxes to pack and furniture to move first, so I'll work up a sweat before diving into the atlantic for a swim. I won't forget the goo, though!
Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 07:57
From: Kris Ritter
Well take your time and conserve your energy. She's insatiable, and she WILL want your goo.


So long as she's willing to share.
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 07:59
*gets nakie except for boots and dances on desk*

Can't let Chris take my job.
Now if Lecktor could send some White-out ('Merican for tippex) all I have to do is find some goo!

LECKTOR WHERE ARE YOU?????
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 08:02
From: Urusula Zapata
*gets nakie except for boots and dances on desk*

Can't let Chris take my job.


I wouldn't dream of it! I would only take a position if one were open. I can't possibly fill your shoes... unless you want them filled with goo.

Chris
Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 08:09
oooh, goo-filled shoes...
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 08:28
I'm wearing my Cum Fuk Me boots. That's a lot of goo. :eek:
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 08:35
From: Urusula Zapata
I'm wearing my Cum Fuk Me boots. That's a lot of goo. :eek:


OK, maybe not FILL your boots. But after all, it's about the quality, not the quantity, right? The goo takes hours to make, a very tedious and meticulous process, but I think it's of generally higher quality than most generic goo.

Your job is certainly not in jeopardy from me. I don't even own any CFM boots!

Chris
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 09:19
From: Chris Altman
OK, maybe not FILL your boots. But after all, it's about the quality, not the quantity, right? The goo takes hours to make, a very tedious and meticulous process, but I think it's of generally higher quality than most generic goo.

Your job is certainly not in jeopardy from me. I don't even own any CFM boots!

Chris


hey! you come in here, steal my thread, ya dont even have any CFM boots... I mean, jeebus. You have some front, guy.

This is the Kris and Willow Show. Not the Chris and Willow Show.

The difference is subtle, but its there. Now stop posting silly messages and get your goo laden ass across that ocean.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 09:20
From: Kris Ritter
goo laden ass


eww. sorry. that even grossed me out.

Devliiiiiiin! You're up!
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 09:33
Okay Chris, truce. Willow is a great boss. The boss here won't let me play SL. They don't even want me on the forums.

I found Lecktor. He was WORKING!!!!! :eek: I sent him to lunch though so he should be here soon. :)
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
10-21-2004 09:35
My ass is happily goo-free! Especially since I just took a shower, and shortly will be spending a lot of time bathing in salt water. Cold salt water.

Wait. How much does this position pay, potentially?
Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
10-21-2004 09:36
I want to work for Kris. Kris, can I send you my resume? :D
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 09:41
From: Trinity Serpentine
I want to work for Kris. Kris, can I send you my resume? :D


Sure! I get 500 quid and an Xbox for a referral.

I kid you not.
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