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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-20-2004 09:25
Never Settle!!!
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*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
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10-20-2004 09:26
Can I have suck Sio's soiled nuts then while you lick blancmange out of your box? holy cow - the imagery _____________________
Jeska Linden: I'm closing this thread because it's obviously overstepped the boundaries of useful conversation, even for the off-topic forum. |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-20-2004 09:27
holy cow - the imagery *covers cows eyes* jeebus! you can't bring that into a thread like this! _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-20-2004 09:29
cows?!!?!? pigs!?!!?! are we on a farm?!!?!?!?
*cries into kris's bin* I thought... sniff... we ... sniff... were are work?!?!!?! _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-20-2004 09:33
stop posting and leave already
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 09:44
*looks around* Who's leaving? Someone leaving? Don't leave me!
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Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-20-2004 16:54
Look! I've smeared me bumm with chocalate. Want a lickie?
Hah! Fooled you. THAT'S not chocolate! _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 17:20
Um, Dev...EWWWWWW!
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Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 01:38
*rubs eyes from kris's bag and crawls under her desk*
I Am ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *frantically searches for water has icky taste of goo* Kris have u been syringing goo into my mouth in my sleep o.O _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 01:40
*rubs eyes from kris's bag and crawls under her desk* I Am ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *frantically searches for water has icky taste of goo* Kris have u been syringing goo into my mouth in my sleep o.O Morning sweetie  Well, not quite syringing goo (eww!). But I was whipping Eggy up into a frenzy earlier and spoonfed you the frothy stuff after I emptied the bowl (see the 'First Sex Experience' thread for details). _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 01:44
G'morning desk buddy
 I'm glad to be hearing you haven't been syringing goo into me, as much as i love AFK abuse, i don't think abuse while i'm sleeping is acceptable  What do we have on our agenda today... a bit of naked table dancing, bit of egg whipping, Oooooo we need more kinder egg toys for our collection OH and we need to go give that woman from room R.1 - 5 a good kicking for spreading rumours about our under desk activities (jealously is all it is) _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 01:50
G'morning desk buddy I'm glad to be hearing you haven't been syringing goo into me, as much as i love AFK abuse, i don't think abuse while i'm sleeping is acceptable What do we have on our agenda today... a bit of naked table dancing, bit of egg whipping, Oooooo we need more kinder egg toys for our collection OH and we need to go give that woman from room R.1 - 5 a good kicking for spreading rumours about our under desk activities (jealously is all it is) Cool. *Gets nekkie and ready for dancing, pulls on Cum Fuk Me boots ... so we can Go Fuk Her Up* *slips on Kinder Surprise wheeled .... thing, falls on nekkie ass* *Decides another coffee is in order before attempting dancing, beatings or, well, standing, really* _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 01:55
ROFL
*also puts on her cum fuk me boots, and starts undressing slowly... peeling off her shirt... slowly.. uncovering....* YOUCH! *gets kicked by kris for sharing our sexy secrets* damn girl those boots are fecking painful! *breathes in thru nostrils* I.. Smell... EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY (that sounds plain WRONG!, im just glad he's not called fishy) _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:00
I.. Smell... EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY *sniffs* Eww! You do, too! What HAVE you been doing, girl?! |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 02:01
*whistles and looks down at the floor*
Um... Um.... I... Um.... OK OK OK I have been smashing egg's in your kitchen in the middle of the night, filling the bath with the gooooooooooooooooooooooooooey stuff and bathing in it... i thought if bathing in milk was good bathing in egg must ROCK... *waits for lecktor to get on so he can lick her clean* _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:04
*whistles and looks down at the floor* Um... Um.... I... Um.... OK OK OK I have been smashing egg's in your kitchen in the middle of the night, filling the bath with the gooooooooooooooooooooooooooey stuff and bathing in it... i thought if bathing in milk was good bathing in egg must ROCK... *waits for lecktor to get on so he can lick her clean* Nice. *Hands you a clothes peg* Thats for Lecktors nose, but you can amuse yourself with it til he gets on |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 02:06
*clips on the peg in the most unusual of places*
Wooooooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooooooo *takes the peg off cos her 'thingy' is going blue* Kris... i think.... everyone... maybe... alseep... or *shock* WORKING! _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:10
*clips on the peg in the most unusual of places* Wooooooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooooooo *takes the peg off cos her 'thingy' is going blue* Kris... i think.... everyone... maybe... alseep... or *shock* WORKING! Look, if you and I have the dedication to sit here and relentlessly post to the forums, I think the least they could do is show some similar commitment! Cover your ears a moment, Willow... OIIIIII! WAKE UP! *start banging egg mixing bowl with spoon, steel drum stylee* _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 02:12
YOU GO GIRL...
You heard her ppl WAKE THE FRICK UP! I mean.... i have a ton to do... but am i doing it??? well yes i am.. but am i still post post posting!! YES I AM *steals an OPAL FRUIT (yes thats right not a fricking starburst) from Kris's drawers* Um... HER DESK DRAWERS!!! _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:22
YOU GO GIRL... You heard her ppl WAKE THE FRICK UP! I mean.... i have a ton to do... but am i doing it??? well yes i am.. but am i still post post posting!! YES I AM *steals an OPAL FRUIT (yes thats right not a fricking starburst) from Kris's drawers* Um... HER DESK DRAWERS!!! *sings* Opal Fruits! Made to make your mouth water! *watches Willow drooling fruitily* *licks lips* *would be very tempted if she didnt smell of eggs and have a peg currently clamped on her nose while doing Fine Young Cannibal impressions into my tippex bottle* _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 02:24
She drives me crazyyyyyy o o o oooooooooooooooooooooooo, she drives me KERAZZYYYYYYYYYY and i can't help myselffffffffffffffff
*looks up to find the entire office shaking their heads* *shouts* Wadduupppp MOFO's.... never had FUN before???? *see's kris's glare and hands over the tippex bottle* sowees  _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:31
Wadduupppp MOFO's.... never had FUN before???? Actually, I think they're just wondering why you're still here, considering you were forcefully ejected with your belongings yesterday. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 02:41
I am sheltering under your desk.. i cannot leave my beloved job???
GAH my bro just came in and rebooted my pc whilst i was fetching my cereal bar.. BASTIGE!!! now my musics gone... my pretty picture i was drawing... and the work i hadn't saved.... THE JOYS OF WORKING WITH SIBLINGS *hands kris a pen to stab him in the eye with* *crawls out from beneath to the desk to go to the 'service' desk and actually try and do some proper work without being forcibly removed again* When i return.. I expect... 56 million posts to have been posted.... OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!! OF UNMENTIONABLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! _____________________
*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:46
*hands kris a pen to stab him in the eye with* *Dutifully stabs Willow's sibling in the eye.* *frantically starts posting* 1... 2... *calls after Willow* uh... take your time, hon! 56 million is quite a lot, even if they are the same trolling one liners. *wonders what a consequence of unmentionable doom looks like* _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-21-2004 03:45
You are all sick. Hell, WE are all sick. Sick, sick, sick. Now. Can I have my penis back?
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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