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The Kris and Willow Show....
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 03:46
From: Devlin Gallant
You are all sick. Hell, WE are all sick. Sick, sick, sick. Now. Can I have my penis back?


Dev... that was a PEN

and if we're all sick, can we go home?
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 04:04
From: Kris Ritter
and if we're all sick, can we go home?


I'm already home... :(
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 04:12
From: Siobhan Taylor
I'm already home... :(


Okies. If I throw a sickie can I come play wif u at yours?
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 04:42
I'M UP! STOP THAT BANGING NOISE! :mad:
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
10-21-2004 04:47
ok ok ok ... Vermonter er up -
Urusula - goodmorning -
Siobhan - why are you home? Its late morning in GB isn't it?
Willow, Dev and Kris... well thanks for holding down the thread-fort and being yo badass selves.

I am at work...sigh...
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Jeska Linden: I'm closing this thread because it's obviously overstepped the boundaries of useful conversation, even for the off-topic forum.
Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 05:28
From: Ursa Falcone

Siobhan - why are you home? Its late morning in GB isn't it?


Cos I'm one of those poor unfortunates who doesn't have gainful employ at the moment.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 05:40
I AM BACK!!!

*runs up to kris and licks her cheek*

oops did i just do that OUTSIDE of my head???
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 05:43
OMG

these people have cottoned on to my blancmonge ideas!!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/21/impotent_swearers/

*points to the last line in the article*

WHAT WILL I DO...????

*searches for blancmonge filled 'stuff'*
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 05:47
From: Willow Zander
OMG

these people have cottoned on to my blancmonge ideas!!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/21/impotent_swearers/

*points to the last line in the article*

WHAT WILL I DO...????

*searches for blancmonge filled 'stuff'*


Weird shit! I have that article open right now, and not because you mentioned it... I was there killing time when I noticed you were back. And I saw it and thought of you :D
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 05:50
oooo spooky... my blancmonge thoughts are buzzing thru the desk to your head!!!

*pulls the plug on kris's desk neighbours pc*

OOPSY... let's hope their work was saved >:o)

*sneeeeezes*

I think i have a cold... either that or you need to dust your desk kris :O
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 05:57
From: Willow Zander
oooo spooky... my blancmonge thoughts are buzzing thru the desk to your head!!!

*pulls the plug on kris's desk neighbours pc*

OOPSY... let's hope their work was saved >:o)

*sneeeeezes*

I think i have a cold... either that or you need to dust your desk kris :O


It was your thoughts that were buzzing?! I assumed you were .... uh .... never mind what I thought.

My desk is relatively clear n clean, hon. On the grounds I have bugger all to do. So I'm guessing its a cold.

*sticks a finger up each of Willows nostrils to stop the drips*

*decides a tissue might be more appropriate*
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 05:59
*take the tissue from kris's gooey fingers and thanks her*

um.... ok.... thanks...

Can we move desks.. im getting slightly bored.. and i just dropped my egg n cress sandwich all over your floor

*winces*

ooo and i um.... left... some 'stains' in your handbag...
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 06:07
From: Willow Zander
*take the tissue from kris's gooey fingers and thanks her*

um.... ok.... thanks...

Can we move desks.. im getting slightly bored.. and i just dropped my egg n cress sandwich all over your floor

*winces*

ooo and i um.... left... some 'stains' in your handbag...


*picks up desk* Ok. Where do you want to move it to?

*catches sight of something unmentionable in my handbag. Bends down to look, slips in egg-goo sandwich remains and falls flat on back, trapped under desk*

*small voice* Thanks, Willow!
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 06:23
ARGHGHHGHGGHHH

*dials 911 999 and 108108 - HELP OPERATOR FIREDUDE, POLICEMAN - KRIS IS TRAPPED*

*leaps up and trys to lift the desk off of kris and ends up falling over and getting my head stuck in the bin - mmmmmmm gooooooo.....*
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 06:56
I PULLED YOUR DESK OFF IN ANOTHER THREAD..

*shakes head with the bin on it*

now wiill you PLEASE help me
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 07:00
I'll help you boss!

*runs in grabs Willow and pulls*
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 07:01
From: Urusula Zapata
I'll help you boss!

*runs in grabs Willow and pulls*


You were supposed to pull the bin... not those ...
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:01
you are SUCH a fab assistant... emailing my goo suppliers... pulling bins off my head..

*falls back as the bin comes off my head and land's on top of kris*

OOPSY... good job i got the desk off you or that would have REALLY HURT!

*hands ursula $200*

ty sweetie for helping me in my time of need... NOW GO PLAY SL!
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:03
From: Urusula Zapata
I'll help you boss!

*runs in grabs Willow and pulls*


Uh, Urusula, sweetie... stop dragging Willow round the carpet like that. She's getting friction burns on her ass. It may well be more productive to try pulling the BIN!

tsk!
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
10-21-2004 07:05
i like to be pulled about a bit.... stop..... CARRY ON!
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 07:05
Hehe, sorry Boss!

*grabs the bin and pulls even harder*

What was that noise?
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 07:08
Just the goo... don't worry bout it...
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Urusula Zapata
I love my Pugs!
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,340
10-21-2004 07:13
Whew! I was afraid I broke something. :)

*Pulls with all her strength*

Maybe if you guys get her legs while I pull the bin we could get her out!
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
10-21-2004 07:16
OK, one leg each, you pull thattaway
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
10-21-2004 07:19
From: Siobhan Taylor
OK, one leg each, you pull thattaway


:eek:

Oh THAT way!

Sorry Willow. That looked a bit painful

*Winces*
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