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Billybob Goodliffe
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08-15-2006 06:16
From: Chance Abattoir

ehh, have fun
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Solario Galileo
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08-15-2006 06:16
I was told that the webmaster of that site used an alt on his own forums and hid it for months. They have the perpetually stuck at 14 year old level *humor* of Mulch Ennui, head forum clown, who, since he couldn't make any sort of real impact in SL besides posting extremist website news feeds in the off-topic forum, has decided his claim to fame will now be to rule over a third party outhouse forums. Woohoo. Good times. Hope you're proud of yourself Mulch [yes I expect you will counter with *I am proud* and some grandiloquent crap about your RL or something] You've hit the bigtime now. You've impressed the second citizen girls! Fixation on sex, especially scat and so forth reveals that you are no more than a child in a man's body. It's so entertaining to watch you hop around like Horshack screaming about what a pit of freaky sex SL supposedly is, yet then go on and on and on about sex yourself, posting scat sex logs, dropping bizarro sex pictures and *jokes* into threads that have nothing to do with it, and so forth.

I won't be using a website where the admin ---

1) Assists his pal Mulch in dehumanizing people

2) Participates in non-neutral behavior at all

3) Hid behind an alt for months while also playing a *neutral* site admin

4) Allows pet forum personalities to force avatars on people

5) Likely shares personal info of some site members with his friends

It's pathetic and as people realize it that place is going to die the slow death it deserves.

I am not impressed by a troupe of individuals like *Mulch [Sex on the brain] *Chance [I am so clever I can't stand myself] *Weedy [Tourette's anyone?] and *Mother [aka Fic.tional aka Alexander aka lame excuse for a site admin] who think they are God's gift to the world and could never possibly be on the wrong side of any issue. I am glad they impress themselves so much because they sure as hell don't impress me. It's like the land of misfit toys on coke.

I'll take Coconut , Prokofy, Lewis, et al, any day over that group of self important gasbags.
Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 06:16
From: Flavian Molinari
WOW, is this suppose to encourage folks go sign up at Second Citizen?


don't care either way, myself

there are some really fun people there

everyone is welcome

people who treat us like shit, lie to make us look bad, and insult us to anyone who will listen are all able to post, but they wont get away with it like they do here

and the resmods wont save them there

if you are a decent person, you should be fine

if you arent, its prolly better you dont go there, for your own safety

the bullshit ends here
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Chance Abattoir
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08-15-2006 06:17
From: Flavian Molinari
WOW, is this suppose to encourage folks go sign up at Second Citizen?


Is it entertaining? :)
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Weedy Herbst
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08-15-2006 06:19
From: Flavian Molinari
WOW, is this suppose to encourage folks go sign up at Second Citizen?


New SC memberships seem pretty vibrant to me. Folks around here love drama.
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Chance Abattoir
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08-15-2006 06:19
From: Solario Galileo

I'll take Coconut , Prokofy, Lewis, et al, any day over that group of self important gasbags.


Actually, they're all there too. :)
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Margaret Mfume
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08-15-2006 06:20
From: Mulch Ennui
title of which thread?

sorry i am not up to par, marge

which post of mine in the past was your favorite?

maybe i will ask my muse to inspire me like "back in da day"

The thread we are in, "Funniest Thread at Second Citizen Forums". With the upcoming closing of these forums, I was curious what you would present for our amusement.

Off the top of my head, I would say the account selling episode stands out.
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Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 06:24
From: Solario Galileo
I was told that the webmaster of that site used an alt on his own forums and hid it for months. They have the perpetually stuck at 14 year old level *humor* of Mulch Ennui, head forum clown, who, since he couldn't make any sort of real impact in SL besides posting extremist website news feeds in the off-topic forum, has decided his claim to fame will now be to rule over a third party outhouse forums. Woohoo. Good times. Hope you're proud of yourself Mulch [yes I expect you will counter with *I am proud* and some grandiloquent crap about your RL or something] You've hit the bigtime now. You've impressed the second citizen girls! Fixation on sex, especially scat and so forth reveals that you are no more than a child in a man's body. It's so entertaining to watch you hop around like Horshack screaming about what a pit of freaky sex SL supposedly is, yet then go on and on and on about sex yourself, posting scat sex logs, dropping bizarro sex pictures and *jokes* into threads that have nothing to do with it, and so forth.

I won't be using a website where the admin ---

1) Assists his pal Mulch in dehumanizing people

2) Participates in non-neutral behavior at all

3) Hid behind an alt for months while also playing a *neutral* site admin

4) Allows pet forum personalities to force avatars on people

5) Likely shares personal info of some site members with his friends

It's pathetic and as people realize it that place is going to die the slow death it deserves.

I am not impressed by a troupe of individuals like *Mulch [Sex on the brain] *Chance [I am so clever I can't stand myself] *Weedy [Tourette's anyone?] and *Mother [aka Fic.tional aka Alexander aka lame excuse for a site admin] who think they are God's gift to the world and could never possibly be on the wrong side of any issue. I am glad they impress themselves so much because they sure as hell don't impress me. It's like the land of misfit toys on coke.

I'll take Coconut , Prokofy, Lewis, et al, any day over that group of self important gasbags.


ooo an alt

lets take them real seriously!

a 2nd hidden identity to protect them from their 1st hidden identity

were you already spanked before at SC?

:rolleyes:
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Solario Galileo
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08-15-2006 06:26
From: Mulch Ennui
don't care either way, myself

there are some really fun people there

everyone is welcome
Except those you don't like as with Prokofy. Or those who commit the terrble crime of no avatar. They are told to do something by the mob or get out. Wonderful set up you have there.

From: Mulch Ennui
people who treat us like shit, lie to make us look bad, and insult us to anyone who will listen are all able to post, but they wont get away with it like they do here
What with all the *we* and *us*? Who runs those forums? Are you an admin?

From: Mulch Ennui
if you are a decent person, you should be fine

if you arent, its prolly better you dont go there, for your own safety

the bullshit ends here
*Safety*? ROFL! Come off it man! What? Is the web some sort of schoolyard for you? Don't answer that I already know the answer. *Decent*? Funny term coming from you. You're a comic alright, just not when you intend to be.
Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 06:28
From: Margaret Mfume
The thread we are in, "Funniest Thread at Second Citizen Forums". With the upcoming closing of these forums, I was curious what you would present for our amusement.

Off the top of my head, I would say the account selling episode stands out.


ty, i liked the selling of account thing too, but i was attacked for that as well by people who didnt get the joke

i will do my best to title my threads better, since, that is, after all, your main problem with this thread
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Solario Galileo
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08-15-2006 06:35
From: Mulch Ennui
ooo an alt

lets take them real seriously!

a 2nd hidden identity to protect them from their 1st hidden identity

were you already spanked before at SC?

:rolleyes:

Oh but it was ok when your buddy and site admin did it! Shove off hypocrite. Rolled eyes right back atcha. I don't give a crap if you take me seriously Mulch. You are not important manchild. I care that others who read this thread know about that site and how the admin lets his friends run wild over others as if it was a school lunchroom and your little clique was the cool kids table. You're doing a great job of helping illustrate whats wrong with that craphole yourself right in this here thread. *golf clap*
Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 06:41
From: Solario Galileo
Except those you don't like as with Prokofy. Or those who commit the terrble crime of no avatar. They are told to do something by the mob or get out. Wonderful set up you have there.


prok can post there, which he cant do here

prok can also select an avatar of his own choosing anytime he would like

i do like, the set up, tyvm

and so do several hundred others

From: Solario Galileo

What with all the *we* and *us*? Who runs those forums? Are you an admin?


us as in those of us who do not treat a whole forum of people like shit based on my personal assholery, lie to make some us look bad to save face or win teh innerwebs, and insult a whole forum of people unrelated except they post in the same place

no i am not an admin

no i cant speak for everyone

but i can speak for those of us who dont sit and smile whilst we are shat upon by lying manipulative twits

From: Solario Galileo

*Safety*? ROFL! Come off it man! What? Is the web some sort of schoolyard for you? Don't answer that I already know the answer. *Decent*? Funny term coming from you. You're a comic alright, just not when you intend to be.


emotional safety and being seen as what one really is by ones peers without the protection of ARs...

and um, i aint starting a fan club... so unless you are Christ reborn or the Blessed Virgin Mary, I could care less what you think of me

just make sure you spell my name correctly
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Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 06:47
From: Solario Galileo
Oh but it was ok when your buddy and site admin did it!


now when did alex bard ever do anything that would require him using an alt?

his alt played by the same rules everyone else did

alex was just the guy you asked to put up your custom smileys... nothing changed

no one else has had a problem with it

From: Solario Galileo

Shove off hypocrite. Rolled eyes right back atcha. I don't give a crap if you take me seriously Mulch. You are not important manchild.


:D

at least i have and use the same names when I post

From: Solario Galileo

I care that others who read this thread know about that site and how the admin lets his friends run wild over others as if it was a school lunchroom and your little clique was the cool kids table. You're doing a great job of helping illustrate whats wrong with that craphole yourself right in this here thread. *golf clap*


sounds like someone got spanked at SC!

you can sit at the cool kids table today, but it will cost you one :cookie: and one fruit roll up :cool:
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I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

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Ewan Took
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08-15-2006 06:49
From: Solario Galileo
I was told that the webmaster of that site used an alt on his own forums and hid it for months. They have the perpetually stuck at 14 year old level *humor* of Mulch Ennui, head forum clown, who, since he couldn't make any sort of real impact in SL besides posting extremist website news feeds in the off-topic forum, has decided his claim to fame will now be to rule over a third party outhouse forums. Woohoo. Good times. Hope you're proud of yourself Mulch [yes I expect you will counter with *I am proud* and some grandiloquent crap about your RL or something] You've hit the bigtime now. You've impressed the second citizen girls! Fixation on sex, especially scat and so forth reveals that you are no more than a child in a man's body. It's so entertaining to watch you hop around like Horshack screaming about what a pit of freaky sex SL supposedly is, yet then go on and on and on about sex yourself, posting scat sex logs, dropping bizarro sex pictures and *jokes* into threads that have nothing to do with it, and so forth.

I won't be using a website where the admin ---

1) Assists his pal Mulch in dehumanizing people

2) Participates in non-neutral behavior at all

3) Hid behind an alt for months while also playing a *neutral* site admin

4) Allows pet forum personalities to force avatars on people

5) Likely shares personal info of some site members with his friends

It's pathetic and as people realize it that place is going to die the slow death it deserves.

I am not impressed by a troupe of individuals like *Mulch [Sex on the brain] *Chance [I am so clever I can't stand myself] *Weedy [Tourette's anyone?] and *Mother [aka Fic.tional aka Alexander aka lame excuse for a site admin] who think they are God's gift to the world and could never possibly be on the wrong side of any issue. I am glad they impress themselves so much because they sure as hell don't impress me. It's like the land of misfit toys on coke.

I'll take Coconut , Prokofy, Lewis, et al, any day over that group of self important gasbags.


That's all very well for you to say Solario, but erm, these forums with all their moderated fairness that you say is lacking over there are to be flushed down the toilet very soon. So you won't be using this web site either. Coconut, Prokofy and Lewis post there BTW and it seems much more active than the alternatives out there.
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08-15-2006 06:53
From: Mulch Ennui
prok can post there, which he cant do here

prok can also select an avatar of his own choosing anytime he would like

No, he can be forced to have one with the alt using admins blessing, or leave. You said it yourself. Your red herrings aren't selling today.
From: Mulch Ennui
i do like, the set up, tyvm
I am sure you do.
From: Mulch Ennui
us as in those of us who do not treat a whole forum of people like shit based on my personal assholery, lie to make some us look bad to save face or win teh innerwebs, and insult a whole forum of people unrelated except they post in the same place
There's that *us* stuff again. I am sure glad that the people over there *elected* you spokesman, I really am, because you are the worst salesman ever.
From: Mulch Ennui
emotional safety and being seen as what one really is by ones peers without the protection of ARs...
Yes, because it's so emotionally damaging to be told off by folks who think bathroom humor and sexual innuendo are paramount in debate.
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From: Mulch Ennui
nd um, i aint starting a fan club... so unless you are Christ reborn or the Blessed Virgin Mary, I could care less what you think of me
That's why you replied in defense of yourself and that cesspool, right?
Solario Galileo
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08-15-2006 06:56
From: Ewan Took
That's all very well for you to say Solario, but erm, these forums with all their moderated fairness that you say is lacking over there are to be flushed down the toilet very soon. So you won't be using this web site either. Coconut, Prokofy and Lewis post there BTW and it seems much more active than the alternatives out there.

Where did I say that I wanted moderated fairness [which doesn't exist here anyway with Prokofy being ousted and certain people getting away with murder while others don't even get so much as a verbal warning]? I didn't. Please reply to the points I made which have nothing to do with these official forums. I don't think any forums admin should be involved in the manner which Mother/Fic.tional/Alex Bard is. Admins need to be professional and neutral period.
Ewan Took
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08-15-2006 06:58
Isn't the biggest problem over there (for some) is that if you use an alt to personally attack someone you are usually found out? ;)
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08-15-2006 07:01
From: Solario Galileo
No, he can be forced to have one with the alt using admins blessing, or leave. You said it yourself. Your red herrings aren't selling today.


prok can post

prok can select his own avatar

prok cannot select "no avatar"

thats it

thats the big red herring!

ya got me

From: Solario Galileo

There's that *us* stuff again. I am sure glad that the people over there *elected* you spokesman, I really am, because you are the worst salesman ever.


aww, i love you too buttercup

and, no one elected me spokesman, but its fairly obvious what happens to people over there who do the things i mentioned

From: Solario Galileo

Yes, because it's so emotionally damaging to be told off by folks who think bathroom humor and sexual innuendo are paramount in debate.


does the word cumbubble mean anything to you?

infected cumbubble?

From: Solario Galileo

aThat's why you replied in defense of yourself and that cesspool, right?


this is entertainment for me... and not only me

we are on stage pretend fighting and people are booing and cheering

this is more fun than motorcross

so, please, keep the spectacle going... i admit im an attention whore

and you are giving me exactly what i want

i eagerly await your next post :D

:mulch:
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Solario Galileo
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08-15-2006 07:02
From: Ewan Took
Isn't the biggest problem over there (for some) is that if you use an alt to personally attack someone you are usually found out? ;)

You mean the admin attacking Prokofy and Coconut under an alt?
Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 07:04
From: Solario Galileo
Where did I say that I wanted moderated fairness [which doesn't exist here anyway with Prokofy being ousted and certain people getting away with murder while others don't even get so much as a verbal warning]?


Hi Prokofy

how is the coffee at the internet cafe?

From: Solario Galileo

I didn't. Please reply to the points I made which have nothing to do with these official forums. I don't think any forums admin should be involved in the manner which Mother/Fic.tional/Alex Bard is. Admins need to be professional and neutral period.


FIC only removes spammers and posts smilies and stickies (and regular maintenece)

so aside from that, you have exactly as much power as he does (oh yeah, except you cannot select no avatar)

you are free to pick your own avatar tho
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I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

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Chance Abattoir
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08-15-2006 07:04
From: Solario Galileo
Admins need to be professional and neutral period.


Professional and neutral as in banning posters who post contrary opinions (as in places we all know), or professional and neutral where the posters aren't censored at all (as in SC)?
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Ewan Took
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08-15-2006 07:08
From: Solario Galileo
You mean the admin attacking Prokofy and Coconut under an alt?


Where do you suggest most of us go when the plug is pulled here?
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08-15-2006 07:08
From: Mulch Ennui


prok cannot select "no avatar"

thats it

thats the big red herring!

ya got me
Sure did. Non admin users can get the site owner to force avatars on people they don't like, or they have to leave. All the others without one can stay though.

From: Mulch Ennui
does the word cumbubble mean anything to you?

infected cumbubble?
Yes it means you've got issues I am not qualified to help you with.

From: Mulch Ennui
i admit im an attention whore
You lose.
Mulch Ennui
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08-15-2006 07:09
From: Solario Galileo
You mean the admin attacking Prokofy and Coconut under an alt?


how about the admin making sweet love to coco?

she was forced right?

and Alex was the alt... a benign character

FIC is the main dood... alex is the alt

hes been here the whole time, you just didnt see his badge because its the wild wild west over there, no need to flash a badge when everyone has the same weapons
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I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

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Gabe Lippmann
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08-15-2006 07:10
The place is a cesspool and should be avoided at all times. It is simply awful. There is no humor. No discussion. It is filled with the worst filth.
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