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How many of you are actually women?

Siobhan Taylor
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07-27-2006 13:25
From: Damien Usitnov
I completely understand and revoke all negative comments to the community.

: )
Yay!
Welcome to the asylum.
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Tere Karuna
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07-27-2006 13:28
From: Vares Solvang


In a way you should feel kinda proud, I don't think I have seen a thread slip into insanity this fast in quit some time. ;)


Thats only cause ya havent seen the threads inside my own head where I answer myself.
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Damien Usitnov
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07-27-2006 13:28
From: Siobhan Taylor
Yay!
Welcome to the asylum.


Hah.

Glad to be here actually.

Quite funny.
PetGirl Bergman
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07-27-2006 13:28
From: Vares Solvang
Yay! I was hoping that PetGirl was reading this! (Although I was really only guessing that it was Swedish. Looked like it anyway.)


Its nothing compared to this guy:-))

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Chef


/Tina
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FlipperPA Peregrine
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07-27-2006 13:34
I must confess, I'm actually a bloke.
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Vares Solvang
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07-27-2006 13:34
From: PetGirl Bergman
Its nothing compared to this guy:-))

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Chef


/Tina




:) He was my favorite muppit on that show. I always tried to sing that song along with him, but the only part I could get was the "mork mork mork" at the end.

I presume what he was singing was all nonsense.
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Siobhan Taylor
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07-27-2006 13:35
From: FlipperPA Peregrine
I must confess, I'm actually a bloke.
Now that, I do NOT believe for one minute!
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Vares Solvang
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07-27-2006 13:53
Ok Damien, you've made the big time now. Your post has been parodied, so you are now officially welcomed to the forums. :D

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Jaycatt Nico
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07-27-2006 13:53
As my friend Frogg likes to say, "ain't no women in SL." They're all 64 year old guys.
PetGirl Bergman
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07-27-2006 14:08
From: Vares Solvang
:) He was my favorite muppit on that show. I always tried to sing that song along with him, but the only part I could get was the "mork mork mork" at the end.

I presume what he was singing was all nonsense.



Yes!:-)) Its not Swedish.

/Tina- Have seen the videos.
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Siobhan Taylor
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07-27-2006 14:19
From: Jaycatt Nico
As my friend Frogg likes to say, "ain't no women in SL." They're all 64 year old guys.
I resemble that remark! I'm as much a woman as the next guy, or girl, or furry, or hermaphrodite gorean, or...
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Ananda Sandgrain
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07-27-2006 14:22
From: Vares Solvang
Ok I was going to post something clever about there being a “man bra” to solve this problem. But my google search was fruitless (did you know that “man bra” actually means something is Swedish?)

I did, however, find this really cool picture:

http://ohmary.com/images/manbra.jpg


[George's Apartment]

Frank opens the door, to reveal Kramer, carrying a large portable record player.

KRAMER: Hey. I uh, brought back your record player, huh.

FRANK: Thank you, Kramer.

KRAMER: Yeah.

FRANK: (indicating a chair) Put it over there.

Kramer dumps the record player on the chair. Frank goes to the couch, not moving
very easily.

KRAMER: So, how you feeling?

FRANK: Tired.

KRAMER: Uh huh. Your back hurt?

FRANK: How did you know?

KRAMER: Well, it's obvious, you know. You're carrying a lot of extra baggage up
there.

FRANK: (looks down, and indicates his chest) Up here?

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Top floor. (sits beside Frank) Listen, Frank, have you ever
considered wearing something for support? Now, look at this. (reaches into his
pocket) Mind you, this is just a prototype.

Kramer brings out a garment constructed of canvas and elasticated fabric.

FRANK: You want me to wear a bra?!

KRAMER: No, no. A bra is for ladies.

Kramer holds the garment up to his own chest.

KRAMER: Meet, the bro.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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07-27-2006 14:24
[George's Apartment]

Frank has his shirt back on, over the bro.

KRAMER: How's that feel?

FRANK: This feels very comfortable.

KRAMER: You see?

FRANK: I feel ten years younger.

KRAMER: Yeah, and your posture's a lot better. Look at you.

Frank walks a few paces.

FRANK: And I can breathe easier, too.

KRAMER: I told you! Now, Frank, listen. Here's what I'm thinking. Now, you have
a friend in the bra business, right?

FRANK: Of course. Sid Farkus. He's the best in the business.

KRAMER: (claps his hands) Here's our chance. What d'you say? It'll be me, you
and the bro, bro.

FRANK: Let's do it!

Kramer and Frank share an elaborate and forceful handshake.

FRANK: Except, we gotta do something about the name.

KRAMER: Why, what's wrong with bro?

FRANK: No, bro's no good. Too ethnic.

KRAMER: Alright, you got something better?

FRANK: How 'bout uh... the mansiere?

KRAMER: Mansiere?

FRANK: That's right. A brassiere for a man. The mansiere, get it?

George enters, unhappy. He tosses his keys aside.

GEORGE: (upset) Well, you've scared her off. We may never see mom again.

FRANK: Hey George, what d'you like better? The bro, or the mansiere?

George looks down at the floor for a few seconds.

GEORGE: Dad. We need to talk.
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Zepp Zaftig
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07-27-2006 15:38
From: Jeremiah North
I think toasters are hot. Toast should be a food group.

I think toasters are hot too, too bad they sometimes turn out to be painfully hot when I try to express my love with them.
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Vonn Neumann
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07-27-2006 19:20
From: Siobhan Taylor
I resemble that remark! I'm as much a woman as the next guy, or girl, or furry, or hermaphrodite gorean, or...


So this could mean...that my herm Gorean skybox buddy might not be a REAL herm Gorean?!? **shocked, disappointed, horrified and vaguely sickened**
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Susie Boffin
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07-27-2006 20:21
Yes I am a big hairy truck driver. I have no idea how you busted me. :rolleyes:
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VolatileWhimsy Bu
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
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07-27-2006 20:23
Well I am a girl, but you dont' knwo what kind of girl o.O
I could be a lovely 500lb 4'3 85 y/o
or
I could be a lovely 95lb 5'10 18 y/o

hmm what a deliema.. (gawd I don't think I spelt that right)

I could have no teeth!!!

I could be stinky!!!!


But the point is, meh who cares, we are getting to know whats on the inside of each other instead of the flesh, which rots by the way :P
Ananda Sandgrain
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07-27-2006 20:40
There are no females on teh intarweb!!!

And if you do find a real, live, honest to goodness woman, she will of course be 20, gorgeous, single, live right across town and be ready to DROP EVERYTHING, run right over and make you babies every night and breakfast every morning.
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VolatileWhimsy Bu
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07-27-2006 20:42
From: Ananda Sandgrain
There are no females on teh intarweb!!!

And if you do find a real, live, honest to goodness woman, she will of course be 20, gorgeous, single, live right across town and be ready to DROP EVERYTHING, run right over and make you babies every night and breakfast every morning.



/snort!
Tess Whitcroft
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Join date: 26 Jun 2006
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females on teh intarweb
07-27-2006 20:45
From: Ananda Sandgrain
There are no females on teh intarweb!!!

And if you do find a real, live, honest to goodness woman, she will of course be 20, gorgeous, single, live right across town and be ready to DROP EVERYTHING, run right over and make you babies every night and breakfast every morning.


Actually there are lots of "females on teh intarweb" they just walk single file to hide their numbers...

Tess
Susie Boffin
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Posts: 2,151
07-27-2006 20:55
Actually I am still confused by the intent of this thread. If the OP can't tell the difference between males and females in SL I suggest he look up some skirts and maybe invest in eyeglasses.

Beyond that if he is interested in first life I suggest he go there and see what he can see.
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Cinthya Vavoom
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07-28-2006 01:13
From: Damien Usitnov
I think it matters if you are using a female avatar and are really a male in real life, unless you have real gender problems in RL It is pretty deceiving to everyone you encounter in game especially in mature settings... thats just my thought.



Im female in RL and use female AV in SL

I agree with you, total.
I said something close to what your saying, in the last thread like this, and got flamed to hell and back for it.
Kei Mars
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07-28-2006 01:14
From: Baba Yamamoto
I will restate my question ;0


WHAT ABOUT THE DICK GIRLS?!


Sorry. I was asleep...
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Baba Yamamoto
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07-28-2006 03:17
From: Kei Mars
Sorry. I was asleep...

YAY!
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Keera Woyseck
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You can tell!
07-28-2006 03:54
You always know the men playing women.. they are the ones with the HUGE breasts lol
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