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What tricks does Linden Lab like to play?

blaze Spinnaker
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10-22-2005 11:28
I was looking at telehubs and how that's an attempt at "social engineering" the world by adding a 'feature' everyone hates.

I mean really, it's really just someone at Linden Lab who thinks he (or she) knows what is best for everyone, when pretty much 90% of all SLers hate having to use telehubs.

What other tricks does LL like to play which really aren't helping but just undermining their credibility with everyone?

For example, another 'trick' they like to play: the transactions on the home page which are pretty much fabricated.

I mean really, all that's doing is make me doubt every other number they provide to us.
Torley Linden
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10-22-2005 11:34
Foot shadows... why aren't they gone yet? :(

According to some avatars, foot shadows have been around since the early versions of SL.

This has got to be such a cruel joke.
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Nolan Nash
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10-22-2005 11:45
/108/46/65567/1.html#post684173 :)
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Foolish Frost
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10-22-2005 12:47


I know we don't get along, Nolan. But mind if I pat you on the back for that one?
RacerX Gullwing
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10-22-2005 12:51
but the foot shadows theres nothing there about the foot shadows. Sure Lindens are are great and stuff but can a linden be so great he canot fix his own foot shadow.
Nolan Nash
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10-22-2005 12:51
From: Foolish Frost
I know we don't get along, Nolan. But mind if I pat you on the back for that one?

Eh, we had a disagreement. I had forgotten about it for the most part. I rather agree with most of what you have to say. If we agreed on everything, that would be boring and probably disingenuous. Which is why I tend to get a little grumpy when people get uptight when others disagree with them, and start whipping out "troll" and the like.
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Torley Linden
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10-22-2005 12:53
From: RacerX Gullwing
but the foot shadows theres nothing there about the foot shadows. Sure Lindens are are great and stuff but can a linden be so great he canot fix his own foot shadow.


I believe so, and I'm looking forward to it.
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Merwan Marker
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10-22-2005 12:59
A trick I've always respected LL for is their willingness to put up with us!

If I ran the zoo - I'm be more intolerant.


LoL
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Cristiano Midnight
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10-22-2005 13:37
I liked the one where they started intercepting pictures that were being sent to Snapzilla, put them on the front page, gave no credit to Snapzilla, then put a weird sideways credit to Snapzilla briefly, then quietly removed it while still keeping said photos. I love that one.
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blaze Spinnaker
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10-22-2005 13:39
You should change the email.

Mouhahahaha.
Cocoanut Koala
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10-22-2005 13:47
From: Merwan Marker
A trick I've always respected LL for is their willingness to put up with us!

If I ran the zoo - I'm be more intolerant.


LoL

Tha Zoo? Tha ZOOOO???!?!?!?!???? WHAT???? You saying that we are a buncha WEIRDoS or somethin?? That we sometimes GO OFF OUR ROCKERS or ACT LIKE ANIMALS OR SOMETHIN??? That we are NUTS, crazy, LOONEY TOONS >?

are you sayin the LUNATICS are running the ASYLUM or somethin??

Is that what you're saying, HUH HUH???? WELL. Just come say that to my FACE, why doncha! I'm starting a petition! I'M GONNA WRITE THE EDITOR! imagine. You saying such a thing!! MEETING ME IN THE CORDOVA SANBOX!!! Put your PUSHGUNS where yer MOUTH IS!

tha nerve of some people. I'm gonna TELL on the HOTLINE, that's what I'M gonna do, I'm telling the LINDENS and I'm gonna AR YOU TOO AND BOY WILL YOU BE IN TROUBLE THEN! Where was I. Oh yeah, I was just logging off the game to get rid of lag so's I can log back on.

"Zoo." Hmph!!!

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blaze Spinnaker
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10-22-2005 13:48
heheheh

Merwan is Coconauts ALT, I am sure of it
Cocoanut Koala
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10-22-2005 14:48
DAMN.

Now I gotta get a whole NOTHER account.

coco
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Enabran Templar
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10-22-2005 14:51


Heh, looks like the autotroll didn't preserve its random seed between sessions.

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SuezanneC Baskerville
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10-22-2005 15:06
This is my favorite trick of the Linden staff, lots of them have told me they like to do this.

When someone who owns property, especially something with lots of little objects, is offline, the Linden staff goes in their house and rearranges things just a little. They might open a door that was closed, or move a pillow from one end of a couch to another. They shift the furniture a little one direction one day, then shift it back the next day.

Then when the person comes back online the Linden staffers, in Linden invisible mode, look at their victim walking from object to object making small adjustments, saying in the chat window "I swear I left that light turned off, I must be losing my mind.", etc.

Later they can read the person's reports of prim drift in the forums and promise to take a look at it as soon as possible, thanking them for filing bug reports, and getting them to send extra copies of their bug reports and logs and pictures of where all their furniture is to the Linden staffer that works in the office across the hall from them.
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Garnet Psaltery
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10-22-2005 15:41
I'm not sure I'd even notice them doing that. Of course a sneaky present left in my house would be acceptable :D
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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10-22-2005 16:14
Also the forum moderators like to edit the text of the messages we have posted while we aren't online, so when we think people are seeing messages like "we need a new way to align objects to the grid", people are really seeing statements like "I am available for fun times Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, please send e-mail to me at [email]foragoodtime@gmail.com[/email] for rates. Group rates available."
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10-22-2005 17:16
There are two hits on google for [email]foragoodtime@gmail.com[/email]. They are pretty boring though.
Cocoanut Koala
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10-22-2005 17:28
I'm CERTAIN no Linden would DARE to alter any comment of MINE without my knowlege and express consent, unless they were total <edited by moderator for personal attacks> and if they did, they can just go <edited for inflammatory comments>! I mean who do they think they are messing with? They'd better NOT change my words, or I'll help them shove <edited by moderator for obscenity and inflammatory comments>, so there!!!

coco

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Sansarya Caligari
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10-22-2005 17:44
From: SuezanneC Baskerville
This is my favorite trick of the Linden staff, lots of them have told me they like to do this.

When someone who owns property, especially something with lots of little objects, is offline, the Linden staff goes in their house and rearranges things just a little. They might open a door that was closed, or move a pillow from one end of a couch to another. They shift the furniture a little one direction one day, then shift it back the next day.

Then when the person comes back online the Linden staffers, in Linden invisible mode, look at their victim walking from object to object making small adjustments, saying in the chat window "I swear I left that light turned off, I must be losing my mind.", etc.

Later they can read the person's reports of prim drift in the forums and promise to take a look at it as soon as possible, thanking them for filing bug reports, and getting them to send extra copies of their bug reports and logs and pictures of where all their furniture is to the Linden staffer that works in the office across the hall from them.


ooooohhhh, so that's why my treehouse moved 3 meters from it's original position, leaving all furniture, windchimes and other assorted junk floating in midair for a day...it was BUB wasn't it??!! ;)
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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10-22-2005 18:24
I hear stories about something the Linden staffers do with silk scarves with knots tied in them but I don't guess that is as much a trick as it a technique.

Another things those whacky Linden's do for fun is hangin at the WA and offering to answer noobs questions for a fee. They do stuff like check the noobs balance and set their fee a dollar higher. Nothing funnier than a clueless noob who can't afford enlightenment, running around wearing a box on their head that says "Pushgun Me" begging for a dollar to get help from the Lindens.

Also they'll play tricks with the night day schedule, changing the daylight period from 3 hours or so to only one hour; just do this at random and not too often and it messes with peoples heads but they never get caught.
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Cristiano Midnight
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10-22-2005 19:15
From: Cocoanut Koala
I'm CERTAIN no Linden would DARE to alter any comment of MINE without my knowlege and express consent, unless they were total <edited by moderator for personal attacks> and if they did, they can just go <edited for inflammatory comments>! I mean who do they think they are messing with? They'd better NOT change my words, or I'll help them shove <edited by moderator for obscenity and inflammatory comments>, so there!!!

coco

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You go girl!
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Khamon Fate
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10-22-2005 20:11
I like the one where they move things they don't want us to discuss openly from General to some obscure forum on the edge of the universe.
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blaze Spinnaker
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10-28-2005 12:21
tricks:

- removing land sales from classifieds so people can't list island land for sale
- making it so islands don't resolve as fast as mainland so people think mainland is more important
Annah Zamboni
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10-28-2005 12:23
One particular Linden showed up at Transylvania wearing a cross neckless and had a halo over their head. :)
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