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Hypatia Callisto
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06-04-2007 22:36
From: Peggy Paperdoll I hate to be spoken too as if I'm an idiot. I know there is no ironclad age verification process...........you don't need to tell me (or anyone else) something so obivious. But, some method.........mostly to satisfy legal concerns.........has to be in place. Even if imperfect. And I could not care less how strict Germany's in person age verifcation is........but even that can be gotten around. That is also obvious. Just know that age verification (imperfect as it may be) is coming to Second Life. And you won't have much of a choice about who Linden Labs chooses to provide it or how it's going to be implimented.........short of leaving. I'm simply telling you like it is in Germany, how you read into my words is your interpretation. There is nothing about your intellectual capacity intimated in anything I've said. That is your intepretation and yours alone. I should probably bow out, I am incapable of mollycoddling people's emotional states when I word things directly. I say things directly, it is a topic I feel strongly about, and I'm not changing my style because it might offend someone's sensibilities unintentionally. Trust me, if I had something to really say about you, you'd know it and 100 percent of everyone else beyond any doubt.  I don't have anything to say about you, and I'd appreciate it if you would realise that. The groups who are trying to eradicate this content are actually wanting it gone completely and totally. They'd like to get rid of the real world stuff too, but the protections for that are completely entrenched. They will sue and sue and sue until its gone or so difficult to access that most won't bother. That is the reality. The Lab is actually pretty insulated from this lawsuit, the ISPs in France are the ones who aren't.
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06-04-2007 22:39
From: Hypatia Callisto The Lab is actually pretty insulated from this lawsuit, the ISPs in France are the ones who aren't. That's the part that bothers me. I have friends in France in SL. My girlfriend has friends from France in SL. There's TONS of people who play SL in France, and they are seeking to do what... Potentially shut down those ISP's and block SL from the country? :|
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06-04-2007 22:45
From: Broken Xeno That's the part that bothers me. I have friends in France in SL. My girlfriend has friends from France in SL. There's TONS of people who play SL in France, and they are seeking to do what... Potentially shut down those ISP's and block SL from the country? :| I suppose it will be interesting... I don't know how open the networks in France are, probably someone from France would know more. I know it wasn't very open in the 90s but I assume things have changed some since then. It will be interesting, and I am guessing the ISPs may either have common carrier laws like they do in Germany now, or this is going to be a case worth watching.
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06-04-2007 22:45
From: Colette Meiji K - now figure out how to get enough people to agree with you that the news and politicians wouldnt dare bringing it up as a hotbed issue. It's not impossible. In my rare optimistic moments I think the pendulum is starting to swing the other way. I remember growing up and when a kid did something wrong they'd get a spanking, grounded or sent to the pricipal's office (when that actually meant something). I remember that when you f*&^ed up in school a letter got sent home to your parents and YOU got in trouble, not the teacher that was "singling out" a child. Sometimes I actually HOPE that the parents who decided to be friends to their kids and not their parents have finally woken up and seen the results of that foolish notion and that maybe... just maybe, comments like his and mine would be taken seriously by someone. Just because actually parenting children is politically incorrect and unpopular doesn't mean we can't point it out.
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06-04-2007 22:47
From: Raudf Fox To speak for the other side of the fence, most parents are literally afraid to punish their kids with anything more than a time out, simply because we've got some seriously overzealous people who can and will report you to the authorities if you spank your child for smacking the crap out of another kiddo and then biting them! And no, time outs do NOT work on a child who has inherited as much imagination and stubbornness as mine has. *sigh* hehe, actually I sympathize with you even after my rant. I was hell to raise. Time outs did nothing, I'd be perfectly happy standing in a corner for hours tracing patterns on the wall, and I wasn't all that social so grounding just meant I had to do something like read, which I would have done anyway. Even if you took away my books I was perfectly happy to day dream while doing whatever chore my parents came up with. My parents actually did let me have a computer in my room (they're smart people, teachers both of them, but for some reason they let it happen), and of course I looked at porn. My dad did actually take my keyboard a couple of times. I had extras stashed  . It's not easy, and every child needs different kinds of action taken. All the worry about being turned in for child abuse or the like doesn't help either. The answer for my parents was just being very very watchful. My parents only very rarely missed something I did completely. For the most part they kept me on the straight and narrow. It's certainly easier to punish after the fact and hope that they learn so you don't have to watch as much, because watching does take a lot of time and energy. Some of us just don't accept punishment as anything more than a challenge though. I don't think you can be brought up on charges for keeping a close eye yet, and I don't think depriving them of a computer is quite up there with denying food and water. I don't have children for the record. This immediately invalidates anything I have to say as idealistic and naive drivel  . Nothing to see here.
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06-05-2007 01:13
From: Hypatia Callisto this is the slippery slope of age verification. From: someone If it were any slipperier stuff would be sliding uphill  Has anyone ever actually cut a country off from access ito specific sites before? I imagine it would have to happen at the ISP end.
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06-05-2007 02:13
From: Charlene Trudeau And how are they going to sue the internet at large for the same exact content issues? There's plenty of sites out there where all you have to do is click an I'm over 18 button and poof you're into photos, videos, stories, etc. As has been said, its up to parents to know what their kids are into, not LL's. Char What you remote commentators don't know is, the French have topless billboard adverts; and their sleazy areas (Pigalle, Rue St Denis etc) are toe-curlingly disgusting. Give me German sleaze, every damn day of the week.
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06-05-2007 03:06
From: Kyrah Abattoir hello message from france. For what i know famille de france are a group of crazy nutjobs that fight to protect childrens. They are known in my country for doing various pressures on games like GTA, DOOM, QUAKE. I guess they are mainly profitering of the german case as some sort of stepping stone. Basically they started a lawsuit agains Linden Labs and - in case linden labs ignore it - agains about 10 french ISP, what they would like basically is that if Linden labs do not hear them to try to force the Assotiation of the internet service providers of france to block access to SL from france. As usual under the holy cover of protecting the childrens, we all know the good old way of manipulation. I am sad of this, i just hope nothing happen as i would hate to be forced out of SL. So like the American Lawyer, Jack Thompson, instead of an "army of one" they're an "army of many". And basically not a threat to anyone with intelligence. Aye. Look up "Jack Thompson" on Google & you'll see he's just as F'd Up as the FdF.
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06-05-2007 03:13
Any guesses on when the main grid and teen grid merge? (I wish I was joking, but i really think that's where we are headed.) But I imagine I will still be here despite it becoming SLisneyland. So let's make the best of it, shall we? SPOKEN: I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire. I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up in his arms and raced through the burning building out to the pavement. I stood there shivering in my pajamas and watched the whole world go up in flames. And when it was all over I said to myself, "Is that all there is to a fire" SUNG: Is that all there is, is that all there is If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing Let's break out the booze and have a ball If that's all there is SPOKEN: And when I was 12 years old, my father took me to a circus, the greatest show on earth. There were clowns and elephants and dancing bears. And a beautiful lady in pink tights flew high above our heads. And so I sat there watching the marvelous spectacle. I had the feeling that something was missing. I don't know what, but when it was over, I said to myself, "is that all there is to a circus? SUNG: Is that all there is, is that all there is If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing Let's break out the booze and have a ball If that's all there is SPOKEN: Then I fell in love, head over heels in love, with the most wonderful boy in the world. We would take long walks by the river or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes. We were so very much in love. Then one day he went away and I thought I'd die, but I didn't, and when I didn't I said to myself, "is that all there is to love?" SUNG: Is that all there is, is that all there is If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing SPOKEN: I know what you must be saying to yourselves, if that's the way she feels about it why doesn't she just end it all? Oh, no, not me. I'm in no hurry for that final disappointment, for I know just as well as I'm standing here talking to you, when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my lst breath, I'll be saying to myself SUNG: Is that all there is, is that all there is If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing Let's break out the booze and have a ball If that's all there is 
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06-05-2007 03:57
From: Broken Xeno That's the part that bothers me. I have friends in France in SL. My girlfriend has friends from France in SL. There's TONS of people who play SL in France, and they are seeking to do what... Potentially shut down those ISP's and block SL from the country? :| Well then all THOSE people should band together and fight this. There has to come a time when LL has to take some sort of stand and say "These are the legal guidelines we have to follow. If they aren't strong enough, too bad. And stick to it. If this group is going to lobby ISP's to block access, then the SL users can also band together and lobby the ISP's. Whenever I hear of these wacko fringe groups going off about something or another and getting Air Time, I never see the silent majority standing up to them. If you love Second Life and it's being threatened, speak up. The Lindens don't have to fight alone. Freedom isn't free.
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06-05-2007 04:00
From: Brenda Connolly Whenever I hear of these wacko fringe groups going off about something or another and getting Air Time But what makes a 'wacko fring group'? Is it just something "you" disagree with? Would you call the ACLU a 'wacko fringe group'? Lots of people would. Broccoli
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06-05-2007 04:13
From: Broccoli Curry But what makes a 'wacko fring group'? Is it just something "you" disagree with?
Would you call the ACLU a 'wacko fringe group'? Lots of people would.
Broccoli Yes. To both questions. How's that?
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06-05-2007 04:24
From: Brenda Connolly Yes. To both questions. How's that? The "you" was in quotes as it was a generic anyone, not pointed specifically at you, but thank you for answering. Broccoli
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06-05-2007 04:41
From: Broccoli Curry The "you" was in quotes as it was a generic anyone, not pointed specifically at you, but thank you for answering.
Broccoli I know exactly what you meant. 
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06-05-2007 04:44
From: Tod69 Talamasca So like the American Lawyer, Jack Thompson, instead of an "army of one" they're an "army of many". And basically not a threat to anyone with intelligence.
Aye. Look up "Jack Thompson" on Google & you'll see he's just as F'd Up as the FdF. Organized Intollerance is never "not a threat". They dont need to convince the Intelligent - The votes of the ignorant count just as much.
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06-05-2007 09:06
That the majority of moralist complaints that have taken the shape of legal challenges are coming from Europe? I just find it interesting...especially when I read so many comments from European users that complain about the heavy-handed laws of the United States. So much for the heritage of the enlightenment, I guess. *grin*
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06-05-2007 11:56
From: Brenda Connolly Well then all THOSE people should band together and fight this. There has to come a time when LL has to take some sort of stand and say "These are the legal guidelines we have to follow. If they aren't strong enough, too bad. And stick to it. If this group is going to lobby ISP's to block access, then the SL users can also band together and lobby the ISP's. Freedom isn't free. I totally agree Brenda. This is getting ridiculous. LL has already said that it follows US law and that individual residents need to follow their own nation's laws. LL does NOT need to submit to every nation's law. If a tiny French splinter group has problems with the internet, then the FRENCH PEOPLE need to deal with this group, not LL!
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06-05-2007 16:02
From: Colette Meiji The day theres an Amish sim with actual Amish in it .. would be messed up. How do you use the internet with no Electricity?
----------------------------------- Amish Paradise - Al Yankovic
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise -------------------------------------------------------------- I'm no expert, but I know a little about the Amish. They are not against technology per se, they are against using anything that will make them dependent on the outside (non-Amish) world, and therefore at its mercy. (The Mennonites, who are town people, are more flexible.) So, they avoid electricity supplied to them on the grid of an outside utility company. Not up to date with the Amish country lately, but if they find a way to power generators to run their power tools (maybe ethanol from their own cornfields?) they would have no problem with that electricity. Or with the power tools. And much of the rest of the stuff in the song relates to their rejection of the shallow vanities of the material world in the belief that they interfere with appreciation of the spiritual matters they believe are much more important - much like what is applauded in people (New Age types, for example) with more Politically Correct spiritual pretensions. It is an important rite of passage among most Amish that the young men go out from their community on reaching the age of majority to spend time (if memory serves, up to a year) in the non-Amish world, living the non-Amish life, and decide for themseves which is better. Most of them come back, and are more wholeheartedly Amish for it. All of which makes them worthy subjects for condescension and self-superior ridicule exactly how?
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06-05-2007 16:03
From: Brenda Connolly Last one out turn off the lights. That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine... It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine... "click"
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06-05-2007 17:07
notice the "error" in the closign sentence?
instead of some the just said "users". smh and waits for the USA whack jobs to hop on the band wagon
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06-05-2007 17:40
From: Maggie McArdle That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine...
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine...
"click" "She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damn woman I ever seen" AC/DC
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06-05-2007 18:21
From: Har Fairweather I'm no expert, but I know a little about the Amish. They are not against technology per se, they are against using anything that will make them dependent on the outside (non-Amish) world, and therefore at its mercy. (The Mennonites, who are town people, are more flexible.) So, they avoid electricity supplied to them on the grid of an outside utility company. Not up to date with the Amish country lately, but if they find a way to power generators to run their power tools (maybe ethanol from their own cornfields?) they would have no problem with that electricity. Or with the power tools.
And much of the rest of the stuff in the song relates to their rejection of the shallow vanities of the material world in the belief that they interfere with appreciation of the spiritual matters they believe are much more important - much like what is applauded in people (New Age types, for example) with more Politically Correct spiritual pretensions.
It is an important rite of passage among most Amish that the young men go out from their community on reaching the age of majority to spend time (if memory serves, up to a year) in the non-Amish world, living the non-Amish life, and decide for themseves which is better. Most of them come back, and are more wholeheartedly Amish for it.
All of which makes them worthy subjects for condescension and self-superior ridicule exactly how? HAR!! It was WEIRD AL. Please .. hes not serious. He makes fun of himself more than anyone else. WOW .. turn the paranoia dial down sometimes. I wasnt making fun of the Ammish either. If they want ot use Electricity or not, Thats okay. I was just posting Ammish Paradise (sung to the tune of Ganster's Paradise) Otherwise just Censor me for being Broadly Offensive. -------------------------------------- Weird Al Yankovic - Germs Lyrics Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding (Germs) But they just come right back again (Germs) I can't even see 'em But I know they're up to something Hey-don't touch that-you don't know where it's been! They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em off of me I'm covered with...(microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with...(microscopic bacteria) Now if I ever dare to go to sleep That's when they start they're sneak attack In the morning I wake up in utter horror To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face (Germs) And there's more coming every day (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em off of me I'm covered with...(microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with...(microscopic bacteria) They're creepin' around my shorts They're under the bathroom sink They're ridin' inside my car They're swimmin' in every drink They're hidin' between my toes They're lurkin' in every kiss I got 'em way up my nose In every orifice I'm gonna show them who's boss I'm gonna get even yet Just gimme some Lysol spray Just hand me a moist towelette Don't tell me I'm paranoid I know that they're after me Look under the microscope See? They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em off of me I'm covered with...(microscopic bacteria) What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with...(microscopic bacteria) They're all over me I can feel 'em all over me Over every part of me (Microscopic bacteria) I know they're watching me They're always watching me They're coming after me (Microscopic bacteria) Won't somebody help me Please somebody help me You've got to believe me They're out to get me They wanna control me They wanna destroy me They're tryin' to kill me It kind of upsets me
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06-05-2007 18:26
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06-05-2007 18:35
From: Tegg Bode "She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damn woman I ever seen" AC/DC We all danced in fire, Trapped in this machine. Don't know how long we've waited, As the Eggman's watching. We all danced in fire, Looking through the screen. Don't know how long we've waited, As the Eggman watches. Team Dark Theme Jun Senoue & Amir Derakh. Lyrics: Ryan Shuck
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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