Some Adult Noob questions...

The other day I clicked another avatar, totally by accident, I might add.

Next thing I know she is furious with me for touching her butt - which everyone knew had occurred as her ass had very kindly announced it to the world!

*sigh* Second Life is a strange place

As much as I hate it in second life, this could be a good thing in real life .

Ah, but in RL i don't accidently click on people's butts, not ever

ROTFL!!!

My parts don't spam at all, and only whisper when an action actually occurs.

xcite is for quadraplegics, text roleplay is what's fun about mature sl activity...not that i indulge that often, i'm here to try on clothes x

I agree but if I'm on a poseball to enhance what's going on, I want my skin to look halfway decent and I'm hoping to see some... interaction....

No it doesn't do much for me, but it's certainly better than in the middle of nowhere just standing there.

I just dont get it. I touched her butt like 30 times and she didnt orgasm. I even kissed her once. Heck, I dont think she was even turned on.

Its just as well, when we got back to her place later there wasnt one pink or blue ball. Its not like anything could have happened anyways.






cracking up!

rolling on the floor laughing my a** off

This thread is totally funny, I needed that.

My pet peeve... clicking on my sweetie in an intimate way, if you know what I mean, only to be presented with a *menu* of *buttons* ...it totally kills the mood. Here I was all in lust and now I have to decide which button to push... very annoying. (There is only the One True Button! Get rid of all others!)

Especially when I have to push a whole bunch of buttons to get the job done, which totally distracts me from sex and is no more interesting than fiddling with a remote control. Trying to click on a moving target, select the correct menu button, and then click the moving target again to get another menu button... it's closer to tennis than sex.

If someone makes a boy part that comes to attention when clicked... without that damn menu of buttons.... I'd like to know about it. Thanks.

LOL.... hilarious! This thread is starting to remind me of those fake chatlogs you find posted all over the internet, a few of which include, 'I put on my robe and wizard hat...'

The Captain, by Jocko Snakeankle, does that. You can set the name of the partner it'll respond to. It works by clicking on it, but not with a menu of buttons. Has a lot of interesting voice commands, too.

Hud

No more chasing!

And I'm speaking more of umm.... keeping umm.. the umm.. visuals of umm... insertion (?, oh god, I'm lame)... that's only a few clicks every few minutes....

And this thread is really fun, and still informative! Woo!

Hm what if the scripted genital stops working cause some grid problems or asset issue? Messagin Live Help and asking "Help! My genitals dont talk anymore! What can I do?".

Then the men in the virtual white coats come for you!

Oh my....

A colleague just entered here my office and wondered why I had tears from laughing in my eyes.... I mumbled something about "bits and parts".....

Such threads that are worth a good laugh we should have more often!

Jo.

What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

(sorry, couldn't resist... ^^;; )

Thanks! That's very interesting.

I will, um, check it out

i was on a crowded subway car in Boston one summer and I thought I had my hand on my boyfriend's arm. I remember we had swayed a couple of times and I had grabbed it for stability. When we were approaching our stop, he said something and I was startled to realize he was on my opposite side and I had my hand on a woman's breast. I pulled my hand back and babbled an apology and she smiled and said, that it was okay.

If only her breast had spammed to me, preferably in whisper, that I had my hand on it, it would have saved me the embarressment! LOL!

Ah, so you can constantly type to get the bits to work as opposed to having use only one hand to click?

The other hand holds... a cigarette, I swear!

I will be traumatised for a week for remembering this, but here goes...

There is at least one 'accessory' available which not only decides for itself when its owner has reached a climax but then proceedes to shoot glittery particles out.

'Ooh, an ejaculating attachement' I hear you say, 'how very cleverly scripted and realistic'.

Realistic? Well, think about what is on the business end of the said attachment when this occurs? Partner, that is what, who is now witnessing the hightly disturbing sight of multi-coloured particles being shot right through them!

And as the 'oh so cleverly scripted' attachement is VERY easily amused, this situation may be repeated many times before its owner reaches a state of similar satisfaction.

Still, these gadgets are not all bad. There are few things in Second Life as deliciously amusing as pressing CTRL-ATL-T in a crowded place and then noting all the guys who now appear to have translucent red 'meat and two veg', poking out of their pants. It is even more entertaining in a serious sort of location, of course.

Ah, simple pleasures.

lawlz

I will have to remember to try this sometime.

Is it bad that I have very strong temptations to click on people, knowing about this?

I really enjoyed this thread. It had lots of good information.

Note to self: Adjust Xcite settings on next log in!!!!

I was wondering why there was so much green text and my av went from 0 to 60 faster than an Italian sports car.

Well, actually, you do still have to click it to get it to respond, but it can also function with a voice command, if I recall correctly. It does other interesting things on command as well.

LOL... way too funny.

Musta been one hell of a breast if you mistook it for an arm!