Bimbo?

Can't speak for Yosef, but my experience is they love it, most especially if they knew you as the Lady first

No hon, you need the whole shebang to be a true bimbo, just a dark skin isn't enough

Also Fayruz, don't know whether you've noticed this yet, but if you have something that you like that is blingy and is mod (has modify permissions), the bling can be removed by adding a little script to the blingy prim(s). The script will reset the prim to not bling and then remove itself. Let me know if you want one.
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Thanks for the offer, but I refuse to have anything to do with anything that has been tainted by bling.

Heck, even better -- we voluntarily take dozens of sexy, seductive, risqué pictures of ourselves and eagerly toss them to him, then sit back and fidget while we wait for him to drool over them and respond with a rating of our slut-ability which we can proudly display for all to envy.

Don't you wish you had thought of that ploy?

Trout.. this could add a whole new wrinkle to the rating scheme..

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Well "he he" then! If I get blonde hair I will be the awesomest bimbo that ever Bimbed!!!
I am BIMBO hear my heels clack and let me blind you with my bling wich is draped over my too tanned orange skin!

-walks to her closet pulling out her most elegant yet revealing sheer silks, dressing in them quickly so as not to make Him wait. kneels down before Him gracefully laying her long fingered delicate hands palms up on her firm and ravishing thighs. lowers her head slightly while her eyelashes flutter wondering in her curious mind what kind of a naughty slut He will want her to be today

Are you referring to the old description of the perfect woman?

"A slave in the kitchen, a duchess in the drawing room, and a whore in bed"?

Unfortunately, I fall short of perfection in at least two out of three.

Every time I think of it I smile. I'm a genius. I swear, I thought I was a stupid as a bag of wet hair until the Trout rating system flashed into my bourbon-addled conscious.

CX - it grew out of a gag here in the forums where someone wanted to know why all women in SL were a bunch of sluts. Yep - one of "those" threads" I was doing my usual yeoman-like jobs of destroying the thread along with several others, and offered to rate women on how slutty they were based on one or more pictures they sent me in-world. The scale goes from 1-10 with a 1 being stunningly beautiful in an innocent, naive and truly lovely way and 10 being stunningly beautiful in a deviant, filthy, and mindblowingly slutty way (I refuse to acknowledge that any woman who has ever sent me a picture is anything short of stunningly beautiful. I rate them on how they express their beauty). Damned if I didn't start getting pictures. (I know, I know. I was a surprised as anyone). So, the next move was to actually work out the Highly Objective Scientific And Utterly Unquestionable Trout Slut Rating Algorithym, which involves me closing one eye, squinting at the screen and making a bunch of crap up. It's complicated and it's a protected trade secret.

As for it being your new hobby, back off, bub. Get your own schtick. I planted my flag in this one first. I also lay claim to "hiring every woman on the forum to be my personal sexy secretary". That one worked out nicely (Jez, you can come out from under the desk now.)

At any rate, hmmmm...forgot what I was going to say. Right! Slut /= anything bad, and my ratings are truly meant to be fun and goofy. So far, everyone has taken them that way, so I'm going to keep running with it.

Please submit photos to Trout Recreant, c/o Hanson Infohub, Second purple chair by the fire, funny looking continent in the middle, Second Life. I will get back to you as soon as those idiots who are holding my computer hostage get it to me (:fury

One definition of a slut: I was dating a girl who always wanted to talk during sex. But I got tired of being woken up by the late night phone calls so I broke up with her.

I think I like this new wrinkle.

/me goes off to rework the algorithym.

Most of us do fall far short of perfection that is why we let them (in their minds only) train us in the way of the slut they most desire in us.

Judging by your signature, I see you have thought up your own ploy.

Trout,

I wouldn't think of impinging on your territory. At least now I understand what is going on. Now where is that rock I was living under?

"CX"

/me smiles at Him sweetely tilting her head to the side, while her soft brown eyes look up slowly taking Him in from the tips of His toes to the top of His head. lets out a gentle sigh wondering what kind of slut He wants her to be today with a slight smile on her quivering lips. knowing she can be naughty or nice, but for Him only. wonders if she should go get those ice cubes to trace His strong controlling body within the privacy of their own bedroom

Second Life is glutted with slutware, but it can be surprisingly hard to achieve the bimbo look. The key is to mix and mismatch, combining daring efforts from otherwise respectable designers in a way that would make them cringe.

Teensy separate skirts that don't need glitch pants are helpful to get away from outfits. Short & Sweet Designs, SLut Clothing, and Zoe Delling all make these. Combine with swimwear, athletic wear or lingerie to make a nearly complete outfit, stockings are optional.

For trousers, consider booty shorts or daisy dukes (both everywhere), or tight-fitting jersey/spandex capris (Popfuzz, Little Rebel). Extremely low jeans (again everywhere) with really high-waisted thongs also make a reliable winning combination.

Underpants should always be the thong type, wear anything less revealing and you risk crossing over to slutty schoolgirl territory.

For tops other than swimwear, good choices feature extremely high crops, protruding nipples, or both. Suitably high cropped sweaters/jumpers can be found at Lure, Atomic Soda, SN@TCH. Popfuzz is noteworthy for good tiny tops with nipple highlights, revealing without crossing the line to garish detail like so many others. Corsets are tempting choices for the aspiring bimbo, but they usually slant the look more to fetish or punk.

A wide variety of footwear can fit into this genre. "Casual" tall heels can work, even Chucks, but nothing says "bimbo" quite like a pair of gaudy f***-me boots. These are sold everywhere, but Glamour Puss gets a special mention for making suitable bling-free examples called exactly that.

Almost any flexi prim hair will work, all you need to do is make it a little larger than your head really needs.

Bracelets, necklaces, earrings can work, but other piercings and tattoos should be worn sparingly. An "edgy" bimbo hints at irony, and that spoils the moment.

This sounds like an eminently suitable place, to write this sort of stuff.

just sayin......

-nods her head-

Wow, some great suggestions here (especially Incoherendt Randt - wow, you really know your bimbo). And a bit of OT stuff, which I'll forgive. Except you Orfeu Miles. if someone wants to be submissive in my thread, they are more than welcome.

It was actually tossed at me, without my knowledge or prompting, and I simply do my best as I consider it my duty to the Hangout to help in any way I can.

Ms Hastings, if I have incurred your displeasure, by expressing my opinion, with an inelegant turn of phrase......
Then all I can say is.............
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Telling people where to buy slutty things in SL is kind of moot - since its pretty easy to find.

Telling people where to find the really naughty slutty things - would be giving away someone's trade secrets.

-of course-

A bimbo is not a slut.

A Bimbo is halfway between dingbat and slut

The Scale kind of goes like this

-Not Trashy at all-
*Ditz
*Flake
*Dingbat

-Partly Trashy-
*Bimbo

-Trashy-
*Slut
*Ho
*Skank

Beyond skank you are getting into Professional terminology.

This list of course leaves out most everyone since they either do not want, nor deserve any of those labels.

lol - I was kidding there. I don't think you were under a rock. I think the whole thing came about before you were active in the forums. The fact that people put my ratings in their sigs makes me extremely happy for some reason. Of all the things to be proud of. I wonder what my poor, long suffering mom would think, especially of Love! Mom dealt with me, my brother who is a lot like me, and unfortunately for mom, we got it from my dad. Poor woman. Three Trouts.

Dunno. Is she drunk?

Interesting. I believe the question now, is: "Do you want Trout's mother to be drunk?"