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Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 11:43
I just has a nice chuckle when I saw a topless girl stood in front of one of my castle bots, which was sitting down taking a 5 minute break before going on his round again. So I IMed her to tell her that they are bots and, if she's talking to them, they can't reply. She said that someone had paid her 100L to come and have sex with the knight (the one she was stood in front of) LOL. She thought the name of the person who told her to come over was Ben, and I don't know anyone called Ben, so I don't know what that was all about.

I chatted for a few minutes and she seemed genuinely new - couple of months old.

It tickled me, anyway :D
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Seven Okelli
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12-15-2009 11:56
From: Phil Deakins
She thought the name of the person who told her to come over was Ben, and I don't know anyone called Ben, so I don't know what that was all about.


Just a guess, but his last name was probably Dover.
Eli Schlegal
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12-15-2009 11:58
Do you think someone is out to get you? Is it Adult land? If not maybe someone is setting you up for an AR. Remember that movie Trading Places? The Dukes hired Jaimie Lee Curtis to make a pass at Dan Ackroyd in order to discredit him. You better watch your back, Phil.
Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 12:02
From: Seven Okelli
Just a guess, but his last name was probably Dover.
LOL. That could well be :)
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Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 12:03
From: Eli Schlegal
Do you think someone is out to get you? Is it Adult land? If not maybe someone is setting you up for an AR. Remember that movie Trading Places? The Dukes hired Jaimie Lee Curtis to make a pass at Dan Ackroyd in order to discredit him. You better watch your back, Phil.
hehe. If that's what was happening, the person needs an SL education. Bots can't just decide to have sex :)
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Chris Norse
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12-15-2009 12:06
From: Phil Deakins
hehe. If that's what was happening, the person needs an SL education. Bots can't just decide to have sex :)

You must have never seen WestWorld.
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sable Valentine
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12-15-2009 12:08
From: Chris Norse
You must have never seen WestWorld.



One of my favorite all time movies. I love Yul Brenner. He was the man!!!
Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 12:17
From: Chris Norse
You must have never seen WestWorld.
I have, but my bots are marginally less sophisticated than those.
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Lindal Kidd
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12-15-2009 13:34
From: sable Valentine
One of my favorite all time movies. I love Yul Brenner. He was the man!!!


You mean, he was da Bot!
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12-15-2009 14:00
Older actors like in Yul Brenner's time..I'll have to take Charles Bronson for all around toughest and sexiest..He actually was a street brawler at one point..I'm thinking thats where the idea for the movie brawl came from.

Yul Brenner was hot though hehehehe :D
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Oryx Tempel
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12-15-2009 14:09
From: Phil Deakins
hehe. If that's what was happening, the person needs an SL education. Bots can't just decide to have sex :)

How do you know what they're doing when you're logged off? I bet your bots zip off to Zindra and get kinky when you're not looking.
Seven Okelli
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12-15-2009 14:10
From: Oryx Tempel
How do you know what they're doing when you're logged off? I bet your bots zip off to Zindra and get kinky when you're not looking.


Hey yeah! Maybe the bot paid her, and then clammed up because Phil was looking!
Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 14:26
I never thought of that. Maybe it was just lucky that I was there at the time. I'll have to be more watchful.
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Amaranthim Talon
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12-15-2009 15:06
I'm just wondering how desperate one must be to have sex for a lousy hundred L's - Phil maybe you should have taken pitty on the poor lady-of-the-evening wanna be... at least give your bots an allowance!
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Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 16:13
From: Amaranthim Talon
I'm just wondering how desperate one must be to have sex for a lousy hundred L's - Phil maybe you should have taken pitty on the poor lady-of-the-evening wanna be... at least give your bots an allowance!
lol. There's no money in that for me! And the "poor lady-of-the-evening" is 100L better off without actually doing anything :)
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Treasure Ballinger
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12-15-2009 16:18
I feel bad for the bot. :( standing there, all lonely and longing, with it right in his face, and unable to 'make that move'......poor thing. Reminds me of a severed head created by Viktor Frankenstein in Dean Koontz' Frankenstein series, who begged to be put out of his misery........shame on you Phil. :mad:
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Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 16:26
From: Treasure Ballinger
I feel bad for the bot. :( standing there, all lonely and longing, with it right in his face, and unable to 'make that move'......poor thing. Reminds me of a severed head created by Viktor Frankenstein in Dean Koontz' Frankenstein series, who begged to be put out of his misery........shame on you Phil. :mad:
Oh but he has a really exciting life. Why, within minutes he was up and on his around the sim, looking really tough. He's a very macho bot so what could be more desirable than walking round the sim, with his tool in his hand, making people nervous? Any real man would prefer that than spending time in clinches with naked girls.

Besides, I have a strong suspicion that he and the others have their way with the damsel in distress, who is locked in the tower, when I'm fast asleep at night.
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Amaranthim Talon
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12-15-2009 16:29
From: Phil Deakins
.....so what could be more desirable than walking round the sim, with his tool in his hand, ........Any real man would prefer that than spending time in clinches with naked girls.

I don't thnk this means what you think it means...
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Phil Deakins
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12-15-2009 16:30
I think it does ;)
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Seven Okelli
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12-15-2009 19:05
From: Treasure Ballinger
I feel bad for the bot. :( standing there, all lonely and longing, with it right in his face, and unable to 'make that move'......poor thing. Reminds me of a severed head created by Viktor Frankenstein in Dean Koontz' Frankenstein series, who begged to be put out of his misery........shame on you Phil. :mad:


I know how you can help him out and make $100L at the same time.
Seven Okelli
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12-15-2009 19:06
Phil - can we see a picture of this bot?
Phil Deakins
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12-16-2009 03:17
I don't do pictures for this forum because I don't use any of the picture-type sites that others use. I use my own sites instead and, if I did that, it would reveal the RL me, which is fine to an individual but not to everyone. But it's better to see him for yourself. You can find him at:-

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Seymour/171/133/111

There's a small wooden stool there. If he's not sitting on it, he's out on his round so wait a few minutes and he'll be back.

There's another guard there who walks along the wall, a damsel in distress who waves a white handkerchief out of a window in the s.w. tower, and a third guard who takes a break in the guardroom below when he's not out on his round.

None of them are knights but the first one is called Knight.
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12-16-2009 05:12
crikey! ....100L?........I would have done it twice for that :)
Phil Deakins
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12-16-2009 05:16
From: Fox Marchant
crikey! ....100L?........I would have done it twice for that :)
Maybe so, but I think the girl was paid for the whole night. *My* bots are so macho that twice would have just been the start of the warm-up ;)
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12-16-2009 05:47
From: Phil Deakins
Maybe so, but I think the girl was paid for the whole night. *My* bots are so macho that twice would have just been the start of the warm-up ;)


Sooooooooo!

Sex-camping! :)

Mystery pimp/agent Ben pays people do do an all-nighter with (TOS-compliant) scripted agents.
It's sort of Paid For Pokes.

Dear oh dear!
Tut-tut!!

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