SL Jokes:)
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Yumi Murakami
DoIt!AttachTheEarOfACat!
Join date: 27 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,860
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07-22-2008 10:16
How many PNs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but an infinite number of lightbulbs.
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Allegria Kanto
Trailing clouds of glory
Join date: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 1,004
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07-22-2008 10:33
From: Theo Kline Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Linden Labs and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it. First prize!!! 
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Rhaorth Antonelli
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 7,425
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07-22-2008 11:24
From: Kelly Barron Ok, i've just gotta add one:
How many forum readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs
7 to post SURL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the SURL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected SURL's
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 Linden to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. this one is an oldie but a goodie 
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Lee Ponzu
What Would Steve Do?
Join date: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,770
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The number one STD in SL...
07-22-2008 12:05
...sore fingers.
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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07-22-2008 12:11
From: Lee Ponzu ...sore fingers. EWWW! *grossed out for today*
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
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07-22-2008 12:43
From: Theo Kline Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Linden Labs and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it. Am I showing my age when I say I first heard that joke over thirty years ago, except for Linden Labs substitute IBM ? Pep (Plus ca change . . .)
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
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07-22-2008 12:46
From: Lee Ponzu ...sore fingers. Is that why it is called digital sex? Pep (Capitals and punctuation indicate both hands on the keyboard!)
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Cael Merryman
Brain in Neutral
Join date: 5 Dec 2007
Posts: 380
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And then...
07-22-2008 12:51
From: Kelly Barron Ok, i've just gotta add one:
How many forum readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs
7 to post SURL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the SURL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected SURL's
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 Linden to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. At which point there is a server update and the only light bulb disappears from inventory... |
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Damien1 Thorne
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,877
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07-22-2008 12:51
From: Pserendipity Daniels Is that why it is called digital sex?
Pep (Capitals and punctuation indicate both hands on the keyboard!) Or voice to text converter.
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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07-22-2008 12:59
From: Pserendipity Daniels Is that why it is called digital sex?
Pep (Capitals and punctuation indicate both hands on the keyboard!) Shouldn't you be sleeping or something? How are u going to keep the Thread alive if u don't rest while the rest of us are up?? Keep your side of the bargain, Mister! 
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Namssor Daguerre
Imitates life
Join date: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,423
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07-22-2008 13:53
From: Kelly Barron Ok, i've just gotta add one:
How many forum readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs... Substitute 'face light' for 'light bulb', and it all starts to make sense in a strange sort of way. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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07-22-2008 14:32
From: Isabeau Imako
Why doesn't Smokey The Gorean Bear have any children? Because every time his slave gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
I love you.
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Yummy Freelunch
rides the short bus
Join date: 16 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,247
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07-22-2008 16:39
Where does General Linden keep his armies? In his sleevies! 
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