SL Jokes:)

Tell me the jokes about SL you know I will tell you jokes I know

Q: How many Lindens does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 69% of our developers are currently working on this problem.


"If it ain't broke, fix it until it is."


Q: How many Lindens does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Please, everyone, be patient, we're doing the best we can, it's not fun for us either, check the blog for updates, and in the mean time, here's our Torley with "10 Super Fun Things To Do in the Dark!"

Q:How do you please a woman in Gor?
A: Shorten her leash!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the [road/region border]?
A: Because of rolling restarts.


Q: How many Lindens does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1.Check you settings under the "Features" tab.
2.Clear cache and re-log.
3.Enter a support ticket.
4.Force sun to "noon"
5.Look at how nice the water looks in Windlight.
6.There is no spoon.. er.. lightbulb..

Q: How many Lindens does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Answer: One to hold the lightbulb in its socket, and 240 to turn the world around 20 times.


Q: What do you call a person's public hair?
A: Asstachment.


"Yes, I speak fluent Typonese: The official language of SL"

"I'm Not really Bad, I'm just rezzed that way!"

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Linden Labs and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it.

Hahaha, this was nice, Theo ))

I love these!

Especially this one:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the [road/region border]?
A: Because of rolling restarts.


And Theo's! That's hilarious!

coco

Women #1: Gee Mary , why are you so sad?
Woman #2: Well, I was in the mall with my Husband and something awful happened.
Woman #1: What happened?
Woman #2: We were shopping and he giggled when I called him Hubby. Then some crazy woman came along and shot him!
Woman #1: Oh my God. Did she say anything?
Woman#2: Just something about Playing House.

Hmm, i can't understand this joke. Maybe it's far away from my Bulgarian Can u explain?

It's better if you don't understand it.

Hm, I am currious and I will try to understand it

"Knock Knock"
"Shhh! Don't answer the door, he'll eventually go away."
"Euh, I can see you..."



"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Neither, it's my shoe"



Why doesn't Smokey The Gorean Bear have any children? Because every time his slave gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.

RFLMFAO

and I mean literally.

But not tonight dear, I've got lag.

"The region you are trying to access is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

Please allow me to re-write that one ...

Q: How many Lindens does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 503 !

I lol'ed for real. It's so wrong that it's funny.

A Linden walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sure thing bud" and hands him an empty glass, then says, that will be $9.95. The Linden looks at the glass and looks at the bartender, then says, "that's a little steep for an empty glass. Heck, it's a little steep for a glass with beer in it. Wasn't it supposed to come with beer?"

The bartender points to a sign on the tap that says, "503 error. Service not available.", and the Linden sighs and gets out his wallet. "Can you run a tab?"

To which the bartender says "Not if you have PayPal".

You could have said how everyone gets basically the same empty glass whether they pay or not. It's just that the $9.95 gives you the OPPORTUNITY to buy the beer from them.
*I didn't mean to step on your joke, it did make me laugh out loud.*

People say that Second Life isn't a game, because there are no winners or losers....







OK then, because there are no winners.

No prob - I made it up as I typed, so it was probably a little rough anyway. I just wanted a joke where a Linden walked into a bar.

Two Lindens walk into a bar - one goes and sits at the bar, and the other walks straight across the room and crashes headlong into a wall, where he stands, silently, face against the wall.

The other Linden looks at the bartender and says, "Don't mind him, he's just lagging."

How do you know when Linden Lab have got something right?

When less than 75% of residents complain about it!!!!

Who is the most helpful Linden?

Lee!

Hehe, very good jokes! )
I like most this
"Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Linden Labs and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it."

Just imagine myselft to tell the girl what I do, and she listen and wonders why I don't do this, but i talk! )

*scratches Lee* and adds Corey!

Second Life

Hahahaha! You guys are the best!

coco

Ok, i've just gotta add one:

How many forum readers does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post SURL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the SURL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected SURL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 Linden to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Game over, Kelly wins.