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Ava Glasgow
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07-26-2007 13:29
From: poopmaster Oh
a poopmaster sits on the poopdeck of a boat and co-ordinates the sail movements....

i've allways lived on sailboats and become a poopmaster when i was 12


Hmmmm... me googled and cannot find even a single reference to 'poopmaster' or 'poop master' related to sailing or boating of any kind, not even in a sailing/boating glossary. I tried other sailing terms and found several thousand references to those.

It would seem your sailing buddies have been playing a very nasty little joke on you all these years. :eek:
Object Pascale
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07-26-2007 13:46
From: Ava Glasgow
Hmmmm... me googled and cannot find even a single reference to 'poopmaster' or 'poop master' related to sailing or boating of any kind, not even in a sailing/boating glossary. I tried other sailing terms and found several thousand references to those.

It would seem your sailing buddies have been playing a very nasty little joke on you all these years. :eek:
Nah. The Poop is the highest and aftmost deck of a ship. You won't find poopmaster in any naval dictionaries, but poop you most certainly will, and I suspect the appending of 'master' made it a cute title for a young lad out on the seas with his folks. ;)
Ava Glasgow
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07-26-2007 14:12
From: Object Pascale
Nah. The Poop is the highest and aftmost deck of a ship. You won't find poopmaster in any naval dictionaries, but poop you most certainly will, and I suspect the appending of 'master' made it a cute title for a young lad out on the seas with his folks. ;)


Oh no, I don't question the existence of the poop deck! I just can't find any evidence that the -master suffix is used anywhere outside of poop's circle. :)
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07-26-2007 14:21
From: Ava Glasgow
Oh no, I don't question the existence of the poop deck! I just can't find any evidence that the -master suffix is used anywhere outside of poop's circle. :)


"circle" :eek: ?

:D
Gillian Waldman
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07-26-2007 14:24
Maybe I am just hard up for laughs but I am DYING right now. Crap Mariner, Poopmaster, Gaybot, et al, <3 your names like whoa.
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Gillian Waldman
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07-26-2007 14:25
OK lastly - I have to know if Crap and Poop are friends?
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07-26-2007 15:00
we can ask them next time they use the TP. :D *cheese*
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07-26-2007 15:02
From: Gillian Waldman
OK lastly - I have to know if Crap and Poop are friends?
They had a very strong connection way back when, but then they fell out, separated, and their relationship just went down the pan from that point. :p
Har Fairweather
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07-26-2007 15:05
From: Object Pascale
They had a very strong connection way back when, but then they fell out, separated, and their relationship just went down the pan from that point. :p


I think this conversation has been fully flushed out...
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07-26-2007 15:07
We *will* plumb such murky depths....
Johan Laurasia
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07-26-2007 15:21
From: poopmaster Oh
you have a sick mind
a poopmaster sits on the poopdeck of a boat and co-ordinates the sail movements....
i've allways lived on sailboats and become a poopmaster when i was 12


True, but most of us, (me included) are not nautically inclined, hence the confusion. Personally, I've heard of a poopdeck, but had no idea what it was used for, and certainly have never heard of a poopmaster, so, being proud to be a poopmaster is ok, but you've got to admit that 9 out of 10 people are not nautically inclined, and simply think you're some kinda scat freak (ewww!).
3Ring Binder
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07-26-2007 15:23
ha ha i just thot he was a doctor who worked with colons and bowels n such. :o
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Object Pascale
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07-26-2007 15:36
From: 3Ring Binder
ha ha i just thot he was a doctor who worked with colons and bowels n such. :o
Ranked "number two" in his profession I believe? :p
Teeny Leviathan
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07-26-2007 16:23
Poopmaster... Sounds like a superhero who can telepathically command feces. He's like Aquaman, except he lives in a septic tank. :D
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Dnali Anabuki
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07-26-2007 16:51
From: Learjeff Innis
OK, someonly please post the poop on this (information). I was sitting on the poop deck when a wave came up behind the ship and pooped us (the wave came over the stern, which usually results in sinking -- just read a few Patrick OBrien novels if you doubt me). I had been reading the IBM 360 Principles Of OPerations manual (intimately known as the POOP manual, since it has the straight poop on the 360). Finding myself washed up on shore and pooped from vigorous swimming, I looked around but the honorable POOP manual was gone.

Crap.



Lol, you are the poopmaster really.
Tiberious Neruda
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07-26-2007 18:42
From: Learjeff Innis
[Poop, poop and more poop]
Crap.


You win!
3Ring Binder
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07-27-2007 11:11
today in my travels, i saw a camper named:

Pussy Bussy

i'm sorry. i'm pretty tolerant, but THAT is offensive, even to me! :eek:
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Sonia Nagy
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07-27-2007 11:21
From: 3Ring Binder
today in my travels, i saw a camper named:

Pussy Bussy

i'm sorry. i'm pretty tolerant, but THAT is offensive, even to me! :eek:

I'd make some reference to cats, but I can't figure out what Bussy is supposed to mean. I am, I admit, slow.
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Har Fairweather
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07-27-2007 12:18
From: 3Ring Binder
today in my travels, i saw a camper named:

Pussy Bussy

i'm sorry. i'm pretty tolerant, but THAT is offensive, even to me! :eek:



So what the hell do you have against busses?


[BTW, once, on a car trip through rural Nova Scotia, I noticed a small motel named, I kid you not, Pussy Pause. Turned out the proprietress was a cat lover who had no idea of US colocquial usages...I know it's irrelevant too, but it's what the name made me think of.)]
3Ring Binder
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07-27-2007 12:31
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x310/cuetie/ShowLetter3.gif

here's a little ditty about a poorly named German town... well, i betcha they were there before the US turned it dirty. but, it's still funny.
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poopmaster Oh
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07-27-2007 12:45
From: Teeny Leviathan
Poopmaster... Sounds like a superhero who can telepathically command feces. He's like Aquaman, except he lives in a septic tank. :D



now that is damn funny stuff, now i gotta build that at 'poopland estates'
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Adz Childs
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07-27-2007 13:32
From: Warda Kawabata
This somehow reminds me of a childrens' novel from yesteryear, whose title character was named, and I kid you not, "Gaylord".
Gaylord 'Greg' Focker?
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Hmm, there's nothing really helpful there, but thanks for pasting.
Raudf Fox
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07-27-2007 13:44
From: Adz Childs
Gaylord 'Greg' Focker?


When I was a kid, there was a store called Gaylord's and at the time, gay still meant 'happy and carefree,' to me. Looking back, I snicker.. a lot.
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