wtf would you call a stripper contest?

no wonder prok turned meh down lmao
i skimmed a long drawn out dusty secont thoughts post
whre int was lettin prok know some secret stuff. i really assumed they were pals havin read it. lol
he mentioned my griefer pals int and pixellen and called me a creep. all i EVER did to that tard neva was NOT pay him rents on two seperate occasions when i was BANNED offa the sl grid. one rent was 50usd per month lmao. guess u cant rp being a successful landbaron without monies geeze what a turd lmao

thanks for the autographed piccie. i LMAO when i got it.

then i cried when i didn't get my L$1.

check ur transactions
i sent ya 1 L$ too

so the evewnt shapes up like this

Jumpman Lane's Slut Magazine presents:
The Strip Off Invitational: Ho Show F'sho

What is it?:
Simply put a stripper contest

30,000 L$ in prizes
1st place 15,000L$
2nd place 7,500 L$
3rd place 4500L$
honorable mention 3000L$

Date:
Friday March 20

Time:
2pm slt
Local:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cookie/23/32/22

Sim Host:
Thinkerer Melville

Celebrity Judges:
Pixeleen Mistral, Editrix of the Alphaville Herald
IntLibber Brautigan, SL Businessman
Tizzy Teardrop, of Woodbury Univeristy
Hard Rust, of Hard Alley
Imnotgoing Sideways, doyenne of the Second Life Forums
Cheergirl Allen, head of the Bimbo Cheerleaders
Alfa Winger of SLCamz
Saveme Oh, of artistic and machina fame
DjQuad Radio, head of Roadkill Tees
Kimber Martinek, CIO Slut Mag Inc, representing Slut Magazine
and Gems Jewell, Jumpy's mama

PROKOFY NEVA DECLINED

Special Guest:
Zara Linden unable to attend due to LL hatin porn

[2009/02/19 18:17] Zara Linden is offline.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Zara Linden: hi jumpman, i won't be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: what do u mean u cant
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: we can make it pg for ya
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: sorta lmao
[2009/03/02 9:36] Jumpman Lane: crap i unnastan i didnt figure u'd bethere long anyways
[2009/03/02 9:36] Jumpman Lane: do u mind if i share the u cant come part so i wont be misleading people
-- Instant message logging enabled --
[9:37] Zara Linden: sure
[9:41] Jumpman Lane: thanx


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Criteria:
open to those who have been FEMALE exotic dancers in Second Life

contestants will be judged in four categories
1. STYLE: including such things as beauty, shape, hair, costume etc (contestant walks out to be seen and noted)

2. GRACE: walk, dancing, standing etc (ao and dance anims choices)

3. ELOCUTION: simply emotiongduring the various phazes of disrobe (while on a crappy stripper pole contestant yaps and disrobes)

4. INTEREST: overall was the contestant INTERESTING

will be judged on a scale of 1 to 10
highest and lowest score dropped
highest overall score wins

Shocking.



Also shocking.

You know, I think it's only fair that the first parcel in Pornodelphia should go to Mr Lane. It just seems like the right thing to do. After all, I'm sure he was the inspiration for it all.

Jumpy needs his own grid.

Sounds like a contest yah mamma could win speshly if she judgin it to.

Wears da reel contest judged by how down an dirty the hos get an wot angle of dangle they genrate in da guys.

Judgin should be on da basis of da moolah dat guys are willin to spend to getta sackful of time from da dansas not no stoopid points system like dum jimnasties.

Pep (Gerremoff or get off!)

prok neva is a chump but it aint like we WEREN'T pals at one point.
http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/second_thoughts/2008/02/post.html?no_prefetch=1

hehehehe
zara s a pal and CANNOT come for obvious reasons but it aint like we aint pals. it aiint like she didn treallysay that or sayi couldnt share it

BE somebody love then ya get toKNOW somebody

we aint settin foot on that side o the grid unless monies is involved. squarest of square biz!

we are gonna make one. watch.

hehehehehehe
i get hoes for free
and YOU"LL never know caws I"M estate manager at this dump too
locals only
famous folk
heheheh
all turds flushed
no tards allowed

Oh, I BE somebody! You ain't somebody if you don't already know that.

i's in alreddy gotta hottie reddy to rumble tumble and grumble

Pep (if i win the prize goes to charity natch)