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wtf would you call a stripper contest?
Emily Aries
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02-23-2009 19:05
Short and sweet:

Slut Contest.
Nika Talaj
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02-23-2009 19:14
Your contest is in mid-March? Beware the Ides of March!

As you may remember, Cleopatra was Caesar's lover, had a son by him. In fact, his mid-March assassination caused her to flee Rome back to Egypt, where ... anyway, lalala!

Call the contest Cleopatra's Revenge, where strippers undress to kill!

Be sure to get Alienbear to design a crown for the Queen all you SLebrity judges choose ...

Were I to enter, my costume would be a giant asp trained (well, Puppeteer'd) to crawl off my body while I reclined, motionless, on a velvet-draped sofa!

Being a vehicle, the sofa would then walk off the stage under its own power while I snore. Gracefully.
:rolleyes:
Damien1 Thorne
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02-23-2009 19:16
From: Nika Talaj
Your contest is in mid-March? Beware the Ides of March!

As you may remember, Cleopatra was Caesar's lover, had a son by him. In fact, his assassination caused her to flee Rome back to Egypt, where ... anyway, lalala!

Call the contest Cleopatra's Revenge, where strippers undress to kill!

Be sure to get Alienbear to design a crown for the Queen all you SLebrity judges choose ...

Were I to enter, my costume would be a giant asp trained (well, Puppeteer'd) to crawl off my body while I reclined, motionless, on a velvet-draped sofa!

Being a vehicle, the sofa would then walk off the stage under its own power while I snore. Gracefully.
:rolleyes:

Pixplskthxbai
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02-23-2009 19:21
PUBICPALOOZA!!!

SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!!
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02-23-2009 19:25
How about:

Jumpy's Jigglin' Jugs?
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Nika Talaj
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02-23-2009 19:45
From: Damien1 Thorne
Pixplskthxbai
Something like this, with a BIG snake:

Death of Cleopatra, Reginald Arthur
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Jumpman Lane
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02-23-2009 19:56
From: Puppet Shepherd
How about:

Jumpy's Jigglin' Jugs?

hehehehe I LOVE THAT!
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Jumpman Lane
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02-23-2009 19:57
From: Emily Aries
Short and sweet:

Slut Contest.

slut's gonna be in there somewhere no doubt :p
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Jumpman Lane
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02-23-2009 20:00
From: Nika Talaj
Your contest is in mid-March? Beware the Ides of March!

As you may remember, Cleopatra was Caesar's lover, had a son by him. In fact, his mid-March assassination caused her to flee Rome back to Egypt, where ... anyway, lalala!

Call the contest Cleopatra's Revenge, where strippers undress to kill!

Be sure to get Alienbear to design a crown for the Queen all you SLebrity judges choose ...

Were I to enter, my costume would be a giant asp trained (well, Puppeteer'd) to crawl off my body while I reclined, motionless, on a velvet-draped sofa!

Being a vehicle, the sofa would then walk off the stage under its own power while I snore. Gracefully.
:rolleyes:
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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02-23-2009 20:15
From: Jumpman Lane
all we got is a buncha celebrity judges



huh? where?

I do not see any celebrities (does SL even have celebrities)?


I see people, just residents, just like anyone else.

as for a name... good luck on that, I think the title would make a good name, being it will be a stripper contest right?
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02-23-2009 20:59
From: Jumpman Lane
see here porkorffee alt it aint advertyizin caws without out a name to advertize all we got is a buncha celebrity judges and some stripper meat. oh and some Jumpy swagger!




Your suggestion that I might be Prok's alt is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever read on this forum.


I give it a 9.2 for originality minus the deduction for readability.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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02-23-2009 23:01
If you are going to run this, then why not have a "Tallest Dwarf" competition as well?

Pep (It would make as much sense)

PS Do we have to watch the paint dry first?
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Katnipsox Magic
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02-23-2009 23:23
Wow! I never knew there was that much action in SL. I gotta get out of the sandbox and pay more attention. lol :D
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02-23-2009 23:42
How about Snatch Match. :eek:
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02-24-2009 00:56
If a child avatar is going to be present - much less a judge - I'd say it would be a Fashion Show.
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02-24-2009 01:03
From: Sling Trebuchet
If a child avatar is going to be present - much less a judge - I'd say it would be a Fashion Show.
Is Jumpy a child then?

Pep (Immy isn't ;) She just looks like she might be :D )
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Pineapple Brandenburg
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02-24-2009 01:34
Quim Fest 2009
Jumpman Lane
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02-24-2009 02:43
From: Pserendipity Daniels
If you are going to run this, then why not have a "Tallest Dwarf" competition as well?

Pep (It would make as much sense)

PS Do we have to watch the paint dry first?

u aint invited noob

:)
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02-24-2009 02:44
From: Katnipsox Magic
Wow! I never knew there was that much action in SL. I gotta get out of the sandbox and pay more attention. lol :D

u good where you al lmao
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Jumpman Lane
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02-24-2009 02:44
From: Rhaorth Antonelli
huh? where?

I do not see any celebrities (does SL even have celebrities)?


I see people, just residents, just like anyone else.

as for a name... good luck on that, I think the title would make a good name, being it will be a stripper contest right?

no... everybody aint just like any one else hehehehe
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02-24-2009 03:58
From: Bree Giffen
How about Snatch Match. :eek:


Hehe, good one.
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02-24-2009 04:07
From: Bree Giffen
How about Snatch Match. :eek:


omg lol votes for snatch match
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02-24-2009 04:12
From: Jumpman Lane
u aint invited noob

:)
zOMG!!! /me tries to slash wrists at the snub but realises the knife only has the cutting edge of Jumpy's wit and just squashes a zit.

Pep (will have to find something more provocatively erotic and sensual to do instead, like ironing)
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02-24-2009 04:19
/me suddenly has this image of Pep in a maid's outfit...
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02-24-2009 04:20
/me resists urge to post in this thread.
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