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Trout Recreant
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06-18-2008 09:22
From: Brenda Connolly
For some, just acting like one will suffice.


QFT - no further comment.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
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Posts: 4,107
06-18-2008 09:24
From: Elora Lunasea
The last time a dolphin tried to have sex with me, my knee seemed to count as a vagina to him to yes, your blowhole would be perfectly acceptable ;)


Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
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06-18-2008 09:26
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.
Eek indeed. Although apparently dolphins are very into sex with each other.
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
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06-18-2008 09:26
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.


The dolphin, must have found the same site or there is an equivalent in the animal kingdom somewhere ;)
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
06-18-2008 09:27
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.


Step 1: Learn how to hold your breath for a really, really long time.
Step 2: Acquire a dolphin. In the alternative, sneak into SeaWorld after it closes...
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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LittleMe Jewell
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06-18-2008 09:29
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.

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06-18-2008 09:29
And has anyone seen Keira?
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Brann Georgia
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06-18-2008 09:30
From: Trout Recreant
Step 1: Learn how to hold your breath for a really, really long time.
Step 2: Acquire a dolphin. In the alternative, sneak into SeaWorld after it closes...


And just hope that flipper doesn't decide to do one of those dolphin flips while you're gettin busy...

:D
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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06-18-2008 09:45
From: Brann Georgia
And just hope that flipper doesn't decide to do one of those dolphin flips while you're gettin busy...

:D


The flipper/flipping was the least of it. Try having 1200 pounds of flesh slamming up against you as it tries to insert it's tiny little "member" into the crook of your knee thinking it's giving you the thrill of YOUR life :eek:

Dolphin: "Hey baby! Wanna have a good time?"
Me: "What? With that thing that looks like my pinkie?"

Yikes.
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Marcel Flatley
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06-18-2008 09:48
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Whats scary is- I found a Zoophile site that has FAQs on how to have sex with various animals, including Dolphins! :eek:

Der Interweb is a Veeeerrry strange place.

The most scary part is, that you actually found it... somehow ;)
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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06-18-2008 09:50
From: Marcel Flatley
The most scary part is, that you actually found it... somehow ;)


That was so obvious, that I let it pass :D
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Xerxes Kingstop
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Join date: 20 Mar 2008
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06-18-2008 10:01
Looking for a:

UNIT OF TIME


Sitting out this round: Brenda and Damien
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
06-18-2008 10:03
From: Xerxes Kingstop
Looking for a:

UNIT OF TIME


Sitting out this round: Brenda and Damien


Lustrum.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
Join date: 30 Nov 2006
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06-18-2008 10:05
From: Xerxes Kingstop
Looking for a:

UNIT OF TIME


Sitting out this round: Brenda and Damien
fortnight or nanosecond
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From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 14,484
06-18-2008 10:06
From: Xerxes Kingstop
Looking for a:

UNIT OF TIME


Sitting out this round: Brenda and Damien


aeon
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Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
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06-18-2008 10:07
From: Trout Recreant
Lustrum.
I love learning new things. (although I don't remember them as well as I used to.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lustrum
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From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
06-18-2008 10:09
From: Xerxes Kingstop
Looking for a:

UNIT OF TIME


Sitting out this round: Brenda and Damien


femtosecond.

(This is actually a very very small unit of time...not, as some men would aver, the variable but always lengthy amount of time when they tell a woman, "Hurry up, honey, we'll be late!" and she responds, "Just a second, dear...";)
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
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06-18-2008 10:11
From: Lindal Kidd
femtosecond.

(This is actually a very very small unit of time...not, as some men would aver, the variable but always lengthy amount of time when they tell a woman, "Hurry up, honey, we'll be late!" and she responds, "Just a second, dear...";)


I think it's the unit of time that elapses after you hit the "enter" key and realize you've made a ghastly mistake sending that email.:D
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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06-18-2008 10:11
From: Kaimi Kyomoon
I love learning new things. (although I don't remember them as well as I used to.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lustrum


Well, as the lustres go by, the memory fades. I'm counting my age in lustres instead of years from now on because it makes me seem a lot younger. I'm not even 8 lustres old! What is that? Second/Third grade?

(if any Lindens are reading this, please don't kick me out for being underage. I swear, in people years, I'm almost too old)

Edit: The plural of lustrum might be lustres instead of lustrums. My Latin is pretty weak.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Xerxes Kingstop
supercalifragisomecrap
Join date: 20 Mar 2008
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Mad Libs
06-18-2008 10:13
Needed:

ADJECTIVE.


Sitting out this round: Damien and Trout
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Kaimi Kyomoon
Kah-EE-mee
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06-18-2008 10:14
From: Trout Recreant
Well, as the lustrums go by, the memory fades. I'm counting my age in lustrums instead of years from now on because it makes me seem a lot younger. I'm not even 8 lustrums old! What is that? Second/Third grade?

(if any Lindens are reading this, please don't kick me out for being underage. I swear, in people years, I'm almost too old)
Nonsense. I have a kid about your age.
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From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
06-18-2008 10:17
From: Kaimi Kyomoon
Nonsense. I have a kid about your age.


Well, sure, physically. But mentally, I waver between 14 and 125 on any given day. Completely immature and ancient at the same time. It's very difficult.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Kaimi Kyomoon
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06-18-2008 10:21
obsequious
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From: 3Ring Binder
i think people are afraid of me or something.
Xerxes Kingstop
supercalifragisomecrap
Join date: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 416
06-18-2008 10:21
From: Trout Recreant
... mentally, I waver between 14 and 125 on any given day. Completely immature and ancient at the same time...



So you're just like the rest of us.
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Snowman Jiminy
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06-18-2008 10:22
From: Brenda Connolly
For some, just acting like one will suffice.


LOL! QFT - no further comment. Oh! The irony! :P
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