just ignore and let this one die

Poodle

*CRY* NO! I don't WANT to be a german shepherd! I want to be hawt, sexy, hi maintenance! A poodle, or a chihuahau! Damn reputation......sigh. Yeah I'm a shepherd, woof.

i added a little sumptin sumptin at the hangout. i hope you likey!

I iz intrigued!

you'z seen it before.... iz jus framed now.

Bulldog

The Comedian

You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something.

tis v nice

ZOMG! You just brought back some happy memories!

Like sneaking into the living room at night to watch it on MTV.

Or when Neal hosted one of the MTV shows and showed his music video "Hole in my Shoe".

It does play on stereotypes, but is good none the less:

NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gang- bangers.

The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds — even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery.

The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

ROFL

if you've never seen the made for tv movie "Atilla", you simply must.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoxHYTAcf3w&feature=related

I picked the hot dogs, and still ended as a Labrador.

Everyone else's dog personality seems eerily correct (although I doubt that Maureen is really clumsy). But mine is 180degrees not me at all.

But none of the choices were the right answer for me on some of the questions.


Border Collie

The Achiever

You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring." Learn more »

FAMOUS BORDER COLLIES: Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Martha Stewart, Barbara Walters

LIKELY PROFESSIONS: CEO, Banker, Manager, Astronaut

Quick, spot the llama! or, another exciting game of . . um . . spot the llama

just heard this song for the first time, and I love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srgfw7GDkM

g'nite folks!

OH it's my hunny!

I see him!

Hey Ladies -- Ivalde is having a 50% off sale on all 1930-1980 Vintage clothing from today until the 14th of April.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ivalde/177/94/25





And my next funny:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best Patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!

/me giggles

Somebody here really needs one of these:

Is posting this advice really harassment as was suggested? It is harrassment to post a link to an ignore page for a particular user?

If nothing else, it was *really* helpful to see an example of how to get an actual working link in this forum.

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Brenda! I just saw the latest episode of House!



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Oooooo pretty picture, love the purple skin!

Talk about "Out of left field".