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Johan Laurasia
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Join date: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,394
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08-02-2007 03:57
From: Aleister Montgomery People often want to try out their newly dangly bits on script-disabled land, which is bound to fail, and complain about their impotence problems. "It won't get hard! What can I do?"
No doubt... I'm in a mature sim, but I sell clocks, and have nothing "mature" for sale on my land, yet, a guy kept coming to my land because it's the only place in SL that his prim pecker worked... lol. (according to him). I banned him... only one on my ban list. |
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Tasrill Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 6 Nov 2005
Posts: 124
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08-02-2007 04:01
From: Aleister Montgomery I also remember my first line of prim c*cks... thought a roleplayer only needs something for the looks, without talking bits or particle goo shooting through their partner's body. Turned out that many customers disagreed. A lot of desperate IMs in the lines of "How can I cum? What do I have to do plz?". I was always tempted to actually explain it step by step. Well there are several situations I can think of were it can be a benifet to rpers, Masterbation and bukkaka and such. The reason we are on here and not on irc is for the visual component after all. |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-02-2007 04:52
From: Ace Albion But your name also contains the word "poop"! Maybe that totally counteracts the effect? That and asking usually works better than axing, unless you are Jack Nicholson, or Lizzie Borden.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-02-2007 04:53
From: Jezebella Desmoulins I've discovered that the likelihood of a new resident asking for freebies goes through the roof when his first name is "Master" or contains that word in any way. How do you think they got to be a Master?
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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08-02-2007 07:01
/short highjack I promise- I would love to see your clocks, Johan Laurasia - would you im me in-world please? couldn't find a way to contact you off board. Thanx - /end highjack - sorry
Back to regular scheduled thread...
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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08-02-2007 09:57
From: Brenda Connolly I'm not above trying to deal in Rl, especially when shoes are concerned, but in SL, where Lindens are worth pennies. I'm not going to bother. If I like the item I buy it. Same here... I'll haggle with the best of them in RL (I even talked my carwash place down from a $70 detailing to $50) but when an SL dress costs me $1, I don't even consider haggling. Besides, being a dress maker myself, I know how much freakin time goes into those things!  |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-02-2007 11:45
From: Oryx Tempel Same here... I'll haggle with the best of them in RL (I even talked my carwash place down from a $70 detailing to $50) but when an SL dress costs me $1, I don't even consider haggling. Besides, being a dress maker myself, I know how much freakin time goes into those things! Wow. Even $70 isn't bad. My last detailing cost $90. I'll take you with me next time. We can go shoe shopping while we wait.
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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08-02-2007 12:28
From: Brenda Connolly Wow. Even $70 isn't bad. My last detailing cost $90. I'll take you with me next time. We can go shoe shopping while we wait. Sounds like a plan! |
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Rusty Satyr
Meadow Mythfit
Join date: 19 Feb 2004
Posts: 610
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08-02-2007 13:10
Yokel: "How much is this?"
Me: "10"
Yokel: "Will you take 7.50 instead?"
Me: "Hmm... how about 12.50 instead?"
Yokel: "Huh? A minute ago you wanted 10!"
Me: "Sure, then you wanted to waste my time by bartering, that costs extra."
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