ok new here and I need to know a few things

Hi i am new here just joined last night.. I understand you can have relations in SL. what as an avitar do I need in order to be able to do this.. i was in a situation last night and when it came time for the relations to happen then i found out i couldnt remove any clothing or anything.. I want to get as much free stuff as possible so what do i need to do to have this happen.

*Rubs hands eagerly*

Is it Friday where you are?

My cousin tried this innocent "explain it to me" business on me once, and it didn't work for him, either.

Hey Spike. First off, welcoem to SL.

You can remove clothing ver easliy by right clicking on yourself and picking clothes... you then go to more... and click on All Clothes. There ya go... naked Avatar. Now, with the name Spike I am assuming you are male. There will be something MISSING that you will need for those special times. That's right: Male Avatars have no penis. This you can find freebies of in world or on Xstreetsl.com.

Someone joined last night and is at the "getting action" stage already? It took me a week or so to figure out how to get a box off my head.

ETA: I'm reading too fast...the OP had the same problem, just with the clothes. Still...fast work on the "relations" issue.

/me sits back with large bowl of buttered popcorn and awaits the interesting answers to come

Hey he's a newbie in desperate need of getting laid. If Uncle Konu can help... I'll help

1. A winky. (Assuming you are one who would use, wear or want to wear a winky.) The girls might not understand, but as a male, I certainly do. You can get a free winky most anywhere, really, just use Search and type in "free penis". I'm sure you'll find what you're loking for, and more.

2. A partner. (Supposedly.) You can find these hanging out in most places that are geared for sexual encounters. Again, search in Places for "Sex".

3. Poses. Avatars don't do all that bumping and grinding on their own. But, I'm dead certain you can find someone who will "show you the ropes" at the aformentioned places. That'll take care of itself.

4. A mind. Because, just like RL, the best sex happens in your head.

This is just to get you started. Lindal Kidd offers a class on this very thing, and she posts here; you may wish to look her up.

Oh, a lot of the newbie skins have the underwear painted on.

/me must have been hanging out at the wrong places when I was a noob.

Wait... there are classes?

Why are you assuming that he (I'll accept that assumption) requires a penis to have "relations?" Perhaps being smooth around the bend is his kink? You don't know!

Move over

Hey, I know... I like to help, too.

Sorry, Spike, I couldn't resist the easy setup.

Just a slight note on this - it's always good to have one's errrmmm "winky" match their skin color as much as possible. Otherwise the whole relations thing may turn into a "laughing and pointing" fest.

Well... i thought women liked for their men to have all their working parts. Why the hell did i spend 1300L on man bits then? lol

OMG. Did you all just hear that? I think that was the Help Nikki thread dying and being replaced by this one.

To give you something to play with?

Sure but I'm going to run to the kitchen first and grab some beers for us. We could be here a while

Damn i knew she lied to me.

A visual aid?

Wait...did you explain about camming?

(Shhh! New Cartel trip. We're all going to find out where he's heading tonight and watch)

Actually, maybe we can get them together