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Zoraster Vuckovic
Call me Zor.
Join date: 25 Jun 2007
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06-27-2007 13:17
From: Deanna Wilson "Really! It's for my... um.. brother!" Hi Deanna, I'm Jannae's brother. She just turned me on to these forums. I've been in SL only a short time and getting up to speed, with her considerable help. It must be tough for someone that arrives without a mentor. If you would have told me last week that I would be comparison shopping for a penis... Anyway, I enjoyed reading this thread. Lots of good advice mixed in with the humor. I visited several of the "manufacturors" mentioned, and made the decision to go with the X3. A little pricey, but after all... Now that I am anatomically correct, the next item is a place to live. I think Jannae is getting tired of me hanging around her place. |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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06-27-2007 13:22
From: Zoraster Vuckovic Hi Deanna,
I'm Jannae's brother. She just turned me on to these forums. I've been in SL only a short time and getting up to speed, with her considerable help. It must be tough for someone that arrives without a mentor.
If you would have told me last week that I would be comparison shopping for a penis...
Anyway, I enjoyed reading this thread. Lots of good advice mixed in with the humor. I visited several of the "manufacturors" mentioned, and made the decision to go with the X3. A little pricey, but after all...
Now that I am anatomically correct, the next item is a place to live. I think Jannae is getting tired of me hanging around her place. Good boy. You shouldn't be around your sister with your X3 hanging out anyway......
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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06-27-2007 13:24
From: Zoraster Vuckovic
If you would have told me last week that I would be comparison shopping for a penis...
Hey, my friend once had his autoreturned to him...that's an entertaining email! "Your object, *****'s Cock, was returned to you from XYZ parcel."
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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06-27-2007 13:26
From: Ann Launay Hey, my friend once had his autoreturned to him...that's an entertaining email!
"Your object, *****'s Cock, was returned to you from XYZ parcel." Again ,too bad RL doesn't have Auto Return. I've come across a few guys who need to have their balls returned to them..... 
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Har Fairweather
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,320
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06-27-2007 13:52
From: Brenda Connolly Again ,too bad RL doesn't have Auto Return. I've come across a few guys who need to have their balls returned to them..... No worries. They probably didn't have any to begin with. |
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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06-27-2007 14:29
I met two German noobs the other day, speaking German and thinking I wouldn't understand them- they were pretty crude and so I told them if they want to do the pixel nasty they would have a serious problem. Ken doll!  Boy, they were miffed.....they only discovered they were not anatomically correct after I had told them...no garden shears needed! And if I could only remember what brand my fiance's manly bits are (IN SL! What did YOU think?) i could add some more info to the shopping list....Raynor, say something! |
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
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06-27-2007 14:35
From: Brenda Connolly Again ,too bad RL doesn't have Auto Return. I've come across a few guys who need to have their balls returned to them..... Yeah, I've noticed those guys as well...the ones with the balls hanging from the undercarriage of their excessively large pick-up truck. I always assumed they got stuck there during a teleport and the dude just hasn't noticed yet
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Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
Join date: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 404
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06-27-2007 14:37
I can't remember the brand either ... do you want me to go and look ...?
It has three settings and a (rather pathetic) ... function, if you really need to know.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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06-27-2007 14:42
From: Raynor Hammerer I can't remember the brand either ... do you want me to go and look ...?
It has three settings and a (rather pathetic) ejaculate function, if you really need to know. Raynor...........buddy..................TMI!!!!!!!!!!!
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Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
Join date: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 404
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06-27-2007 14:49
I ...erm ... edited out the specifics of the function ...
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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06-27-2007 14:51
From: Raynor Hammerer I ...erm ... edited out the specifics of the function ... I was just teasing you man, hell read my sig. 
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Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
Join date: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 404
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06-27-2007 14:52
It's still preserved in your quote, so no harm done ...
Oh, and: It's a Natural Penis V1.1, bought at the Natural Skin Main Store.
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Ava Glasgow
Hippie surfer chick
Join date: 27 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,172
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06-27-2007 15:23
From: Isablan Neva Yeah, I've noticed those guys as well...the ones with the balls hanging from the undercarriage of their excessively large pick-up truck. I always assumed they got stuck there during a teleport and the dude just hasn't noticed yet Every time I see one of those, I just think my god, is it even humanly possible to be that lame? It makes me think they lost them while doing something very inappropriate to the trailer hitch.  From: Ann Launay Hey, my friend once had his autoreturned to him...that's an entertaining email!
"Your object, *****'s Cock, was returned to you from XYZ parcel." Check this link for the lyrics of a 1992 song my cousin used to play all the time: http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htmClearly King Missile saw the wave of the future! |
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BigBang Paine
Oxytocin King
Join date: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 10
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06-27-2007 15:29
From: Jannae Karas My brother is new to SL. He created an account after hanging at my place and seeing me and my freinds in world. I have been able to guide him through most of the newbee questions and he is looking good and getting around.
I am not qualified to answer his basic questions regarding the essential male avatar attachment. He kind of feels funny without a package in his jeans.
Reccomendations welcome. Tell yer "brother" to go ta Sarah Nerd's shop if he doesnt have much $L$, there are a couple of decent $1L starting models there.That's what I started with until a beautiful lovely decided to splurge on me and bought me an X3. But any "package" is good if he understands the following: it's not the "package," it's the mind behind it that leads to real fun. |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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06-27-2007 15:30
I remember that song! The video was pretty farking funny too...not played on MTV, though. lol
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Bree Giffen
♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥
Join date: 22 Jun 2006
Posts: 2,715
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06-27-2007 15:42
There's a problem with scripted penises. In a no script area you basically have erectile dysfunction. They can't get it up. Kind of sad really.
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BigBang Paine
Oxytocin King
Join date: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 10
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06-27-2007 15:50
From: Bree Giffen There's a problem with scripted penises. In a no script area you basically have erectile dysfunction. They can't get it up. Kind of sad really. That's the truth, and also some supercrowded sexjoints like the ones at the top of sexsearches become no-Xcite or any other scripted thing zones from the overload, so those wellmade scriptless $1L "packages" are still usefll ta have around. |
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mcgeeb Gupte
Jolie Femme @}-,-'-,---
Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,152
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06-27-2007 16:49
From: Dementia Obviate Don't forget to remind him that it IS an attachment and will need to be detached or in hidden mode when he's out and about fully dressed. Despite this warning I see this happen all of the time. I don't even need to visit any of the Adult areas either. |
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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06-28-2007 00:53
From: Ann Launay Hey, my friend once had his autoreturned to him...that's an entertaining email!
"Your object, *****'s Cock, was returned to you from XYZ parcel." Must have been one helluva party!
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Ace Albion
Registered User
Join date: 21 Oct 2005
Posts: 866
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06-28-2007 03:51
It's not just manparts. I had to return a gift-wrapped vagina from the blacklibrary roof a week ago.
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Mandy Carbenell
Recent Item
Join date: 27 Dec 2006
Posts: 847
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06-28-2007 03:54
From: Ace Albion It's not just manparts. I had to return a gift-wrapped vagina from the blacklibrary roof a week ago. YAY! There goes my coffee! Mandy C
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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06-28-2007 03:59
Should this be appended to the 'Love in SL' thread?
I don't believe I just said that!
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Mandy Carbenell
Recent Item
Join date: 27 Dec 2006
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06-28-2007 04:03
From: bilbo99 Emu Should this be appended to the 'Love in SL' thread?
I don't believe I just said that! *chases hobbit out of this thread too* I've had it with you! Out! Mandy C
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Monk Szondi
Human, being.
Join date: 31 May 2007
Posts: 32
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06-28-2007 05:05
I wonder what the average penis length and girth are in SL? My guess is 18x5 inches, but I'm certainly not going to whip out a tape measure and start checking around.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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06-28-2007 05:12
From: Monk Szondi I wonder what the average penis length and girth are in SL? My guess is 18x5 inches, but I'm certainly not going to whip out a tape measure and start checking around. Ok ladies, speak up!
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