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Jannae Karas
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06-26-2007 11:32
My brother is new to SL. He created an account after hanging at my place and seeing me and my freinds in world. I have been able to guide him through most of the newbee questions and he is looking good and getting around.

I am not qualified to answer his basic questions regarding the essential male avatar attachment. He kind of feels funny without a package in his jeans.

Reccomendations welcome.
Brenda Connolly
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06-26-2007 11:35
From: Jannae Karas
My brother is new to SL. He created an account after hanging at my place and seeing me and my freinds in world. I have been able to guide him through most of the newbee questions and he is looking good and getting around.

I am not qualified to answer his basic questions regarding the essential male avatar attachment. He kind of feels funny without a package in his jeans.

Reccomendations welcome.

Gender reassignment surgery....
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Chris Norse
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06-26-2007 11:47
From: Brenda Connolly
Gender reassignment surgery....



Hides Brenda's scissors.
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Blue Paravane
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06-26-2007 11:51
From: Chris Norse
Hides Brenda's scissors.


Covers up his own manly bits and runs off and hides.


Have him run a search on 'penis' and I'm sure he will find several places to procure those manly bits he wants. From the Excite talking attachment to the 3prim cheapies, he's sure to find something that fits his fancy.
Wildefire Walcott
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06-26-2007 12:10
Places to look (make sure the 'mature content' checkbox is checked in the Places Search window):

- Eclectic Randomness
- Mistress Knows Best/Sensations
- Dictatorshop
- Cocks And Things
- Xcite
- Strokerz

Many many more.
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Dementia Obviate
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06-26-2007 12:14
Don't forget to remind him that it IS an attachment and will need to be detached or in hidden mode when he's out and about fully dressed. ;)
Raymond Figtree
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06-26-2007 12:15
Xcite is the leading brand by a few inches.
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Jannae Karas
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Bewildering variety
06-26-2007 12:18
Doing a search on SLX was educational to me in the extreme. Come on guys (no pun intended), what do you use and why? Looking for first hand info (God help the double entrades) on some of these "items".
Turbo Streeter
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06-26-2007 12:18
He'll need to realize however that he can not have a 'package in his jeans'. The 'package' will be seen through his clothing whenever it is attached.
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Colette Meiji
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06-26-2007 12:26
From: Chris Norse
Hides Brenda's scissors.


Looking at it logically, gardening shears might be more effective.

Like this one below..

http://www.ioffer.com/i/Fiskars-9-Hedge-Shears-Pruning-Trimming-Gardening-Tool-14150797
Chris Norse
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06-26-2007 12:27
From: Jannae Karas
Doing a search on SLX was educational to me in the extreme. Come on guys (no pun intended), what do you use and why? Looking for first hand info (God help the double entrades) on some of these "items".



I have an xcite. Don't know the last time a partner actually used the xcite functions. But I am too lazy to shop for anything else, and to tell the truth I don't really care to go look at a store full of penises.
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Ketter McAllister
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06-26-2007 12:27
From: Raymond Figtree
Xcite is the leading brand by a few inches.


Bwah!
Chris Norse
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06-26-2007 12:28
From: Colette Meiji
Looking at it logically, gardening shears might be more effective.

Like this one below..

http://www.ioffer.com/i/Fiskars-9-Hedge-Shears-Pruning-Trimming-Gardening-Tool-14150797



That hurts just thinking about it.
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Ann Launay
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06-26-2007 12:28
From: Turbo Streeter
He'll need to realize however that he can not have a 'package in his jeans'. The 'package' will be seen through his clothing whenever it is attached.


Some 'parts' have a function which allows the wearer to hide them when not in use, so they can actually be worn all the time. Of course, anyone in 'View Transparent' mode will still know the attachment is there... ;)
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Colette Meiji
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06-26-2007 12:29
From: Chris Norse
That hurts just thinking about it.


how about this one? it works long distance ...

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/256/458/92/114962.jpg
Colette Meiji
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06-26-2007 12:31
From: Ann Launay
Some 'parts' have a function which allows the wearer to hide them when not in use, so they can actually be worn all the time. Of course, anyone in 'View Transparent' mode will still know the attachment is there... ;)


I like the guys who just use "hide", its good for IM laughing conversations with your gf's.

I would seriously vote for all men to not detach and to just use the hide feature.
Jannae Karas
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Thank God I'm a woman
06-26-2007 12:31
From: Turbo Streeter
He'll need to realize however that he can not have a 'package in his jeans'. The 'package' will be seen through his clothing whenever it is attached.


I put on a skin, and have eveything I "need" to feel complete.
Chris Norse
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Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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06-26-2007 12:32
From: Colette Meiji
how about this one? it works long distance ...

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/256/458/92/114962.jpg


Makes a note to always wear a cup around Colette.
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William Wallace, Braveheart

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Raymond Figtree
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Join date: 17 May 2006
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06-26-2007 12:34
From: Chris Norse
I have an xcite. Don't know the last time a partner actually used the xcite functions. But I am too lazy to shop for anything else, and to tell the truth I don't really care to go look at a store full of penises.


Yep. Same here. The "talking" part is lame, but the rest of the options serve their purpose just fine once you can decide on a color that works. At least this is my recollection back when I was pulling it out of inventory back in the good old days before I became SL celibate.
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Ann Launay
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06-26-2007 12:36
From: Chris Norse
Makes a note to always wear a cup around Colette.


Why? You can always just reattach it...or, hey! Upgrade! Xcite has sculpties now!
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Raynor Hammerer
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Join date: 21 Feb 2007
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06-26-2007 12:39
Then again, if he is wearing the cargo pants found in the Inventory library, it at least LOOKS like he is ... wearing a 'package'.
Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
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06-26-2007 12:41
From: Chris Norse
Makes a note to always wear a cup around Colette.


How about this one? it eliminates the need for disposal .. And is Robotic .. which is always good.

http://www.epinions.com/pr-Robot_Coupe_CL55_Food_Processor/display_~full_specs


From: ad copy
Process whole heads of cabbage, lettuce, bulk cheese, etc. Unit yields consistent professional quality cuts for restaurants, institutions, delicatessens, caterers, fast food and food manufacturers
Turbo Streeter
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Join date: 5 Jun 2007
Posts: 168
06-26-2007 12:47
From: someone
I put on a skin, and have eveything I "need" to feel complete


Someone correct me if I'm wrong but if the skin is 'tattooed' with the 'parts' in question it's just that right? A graphic element of the skin? My skin came with no such male replicated item. Pubic hair yes.... but not the General and his two Captains.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-26-2007 12:49
From: Blue Paravane
Covers up his own manly bits and runs off and hides.


Have him run a search on 'penis' and I'm sure he will find several places to procure those manly bits he wants. From the Excite talking attachment to the 3prim cheapies, he's sure to find something that fits his fancy.

Running a search on ANYTHING with the Mature option ticked will probably find you a penis somewhere. In SL you tend find penises where you least expect them.....
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Ann Launay
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06-26-2007 12:50
From: Turbo Streeter
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but if the skin is 'tattooed' with the 'parts' in question it's just that right? A graphic element of the skin? My skin came with no such male replicated item. Pubic hair yes.... but not the General and his two Captains.


She's female, which means 'tattooing' is sufficient. Boys get the Ken doll treatment because, let's face it, drawing parts on would just look weird.
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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