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So I need some ideas and a giggle regarding Spybots.
Alicia Sautereau
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10-21-2008 08:59
better

make a script that repeatingly spams out the TOS regarding spying every 30 seconds and leave that for 24 hours

then ask him "Have you learned anything?"
if he says anything else then "yes sorry", put it for another 24 hours and repeat the question

meh, i`d just leave it on untill he bitches to a linden he`s getting spammed by his own spybots, lindens can`t take actions for chat spamming on your own land with no one around :D
Georgie Pashinin
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10-21-2008 09:08
Your best bet is some Vogon poetry.
ArchTx Edo
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10-21-2008 09:13
From: Alicia Sautereau
better

make a script that repeatingly spams out the TOS regarding spying every 30 seconds and leave that for 24 hours

then ask him "Have you learned anything?"
if he says anything else then "yes sorry", put it for another 24 hours and repeat the question

meh, i`d just leave it on untill he bitches to a linden he`s getting spammed by his own spybots, lindens can`t take actions for chat spamming on your own land with no one around :D


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DancesWithRobots Soyer
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10-21-2008 09:30
I'd make a pair of objects named after the "xcite parts" of the spy's victims, and have them read off random xcite phrases.
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Justa Lemon
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10-21-2008 11:45
Oh yes for sure, if its going to IM him you need an object that will spam the crap out of him every time he logs in.
Eli Schlegal
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10-21-2008 12:24
From: Alicia Sautereau
better

make a script that repeatingly spams out the TOS regarding spying every 30 seconds and leave that for 24 hours

then ask him "Have you learned anything?"
if he says anything else then "yes sorry", put it for another 24 hours and repeat the question

meh, i`d just leave it on untill he bitches to a linden he`s getting spammed by his own spybots, lindens can`t take actions for chat spamming on your own land with no one around :D


This gets my vote!
Trout Recreant
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10-21-2008 12:40
From: Tex Nasworthy
/me waves his hand!

Oh, I have an idea. Go to SLU and find Trout's Mexican Soap Opera. Have your story teller read that to him over and over again. :)


lol - HEY! I'll get AR'ed!

There are all sorts of ideas here about what to say. I think it's possible to put a scripted item on the property taht whispers something on intervals you set. The whispering might keep it out of your chat so it doesn't bother you. I would set the intervals at about 3 seconds. He won't be able to get a word in edgewise.
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Lindal Kidd
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10-21-2008 13:32
The TOS is good. If that gets old, try quoting pages of Internal Revenue Service documents, or the Microsoft Windows License Agreement.
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Lindal Kidd
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10-21-2008 14:24
From: Lindal Kidd
The TOS is good. If that gets old, try quoting pages of Internal Revenue Service documents, or the Microsoft Windows License Agreement.



I like this one. Have it read the IRS Code into chat, one line at a time. It will take weeks!
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10-21-2008 16:36
From: Georgie Pashinin
Your best bet is some Vogon poetry.
Ode to a small lump of green putty I found under my armpit one summer morn? :D
Sebastian Joliat
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10-21-2008 18:03
invite all your XCite! enabled friends over and have a clickfest !!
Argent Stonecutter
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10-21-2008 18:38
Educate them. Feed them some fair and freely redistributable content, one line at a time. Project Gutenberg is good for that. Or maybe http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

Or even better, http://www.davidbrin.com/tschp1.html
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Eli Schlegal
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11-19-2008 07:33
Any update on this???
Alexan Thespian
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11-19-2008 09:33
From: Pserendipity Daniels
If you *really* want to annoy him/her then you should identify WHY the bots were put there and take the action that would be most specifically annoying, rather than just spew out text that is just boring.

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Kinky Fhang
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11-19-2008 09:51
rez within 10m of the spying objects and enjoy :)

default
{
state_entry()
{
llSetTimerEvent(5.0);
}
timer()
{
llWhisper(0,"Spying on people isn't nice, and is rather silly";);
}
}
Korncob Jigsaw
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11-19-2008 09:52
I say have the grossest and most obscene fake cybersex right beside the ball for a couple of hours though he/she might like that..lol.
Lear Cale
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11-19-2008 11:36
From: Korncob Jigsaw
I say have the grossest and most obscene fake cybersex right beside the ball for a couple of hours though he/she might like that..lol.


Better yet, script an object to send the chat from one partner, using the offender's soul mate's name ...

"OH YES! you're SO much better than Bob! YES YES YES!"
Xio Jester
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11-19-2008 15:00
From: Hugsy Penguin
Does it relay object chat? If so, place an object between the two (for double IMs) and have it say a Confucius quote at random once every hour or so. Name it "Confucius Say". It might be funny at first, but once it gets repetitive... lol

ETA: Maybe better yet is to have a random timer from 15 minutes to 1 hour so he won't know exactly when it's coming. lol

From a quick Google:

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

He who plays with self, pulls boner.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who plays with self pulls boner.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.


ROFL, you got my vote :D

Too bad you can't make an object that only talks to another object w/ a specific name...have it spam over and over like the old "copybot defeaters". That would eliminate the need for every visitor to mute the object.

...then again, if you don't have many visitors, I guess just grab a copybot "defeater", set it down, then mute it & voila...non-stop IM spam to the spy.
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PurpleButterfly Lykin
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An Update.
11-19-2008 18:30
Ok so people wanted an update. Firstly let me say .. i have laughed and enjoyed so many comments that were posted.

Eventually what i proceeded to do was script a automatic speaker and filled it with random butterfly facts, smiles, cause after all, I am a butterfly and if the idiot in question wished to know more about me he may as well have a full understanding of how a butterfly pee's. :D

After placing a speaker in the middle of each chat range (ie 2 speakers now able to speak to the 2 bots) we then covered the speakers and the spybots with an invisable prim to assist in stage 2 of operation teach a dickhead a lesson.

So at irregular 2 minute invertals my dear failed 007 Agent was greatly eduated. Within 5 minutes he was sending im's.

I think it was eventually left on for about 4 hours..... smirks .. where he was then invited to come find and collect the spybots .. cause after all, yes it would have been so easy for me to return them, but watching someone try to find their objects within a custom built mountain was just too much fun to pass up.

Needless to say .. one rather pissed off male avatar now knows he sucks at spying and that Butterflies can sting just as bad as a bee :)

Oh .. and further to this .. AR's were filed, mute was utilized and a move of sim has ensured I now have PEACE and .. giggles. . QUIET .. hahahaha
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11-19-2008 19:14
From: PurpleButterfly Lykin
So at irregular 2 minute invertals my dear failed 007 Agent was greatly eduated. Within 5 minutes he was sending im's.

I think it was eventually left on for about 4 hours.....

Hilarious! But I have to say you let him off much quicker than I would've. I'd have muted him and went about my business for at least a week before reading any of his muted reply texts :p If he was dumb enough to not figure out how to mute his own objects, then he has no business messing with scripted nasties and deserves to suffer lmao.
I guess I'm just evil like that :cool:
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