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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,220
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07-29-2005 10:37
I had the same thought, "Don't you need an exwife and kids to have a trophy wife?". While I agree that it is more sleazy, I find that the most fun to be had is with the bachelor just prior to his decision to enter the eligible to settle down with race. That "last chance" intensity is quite delightful and not to be missed. Trust me. Serial monogamy is far more fun than eligible batchelorhood. If you're the kind of person who likes to free climb K2, or helicopter ski the Rockies without maps.  |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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07-29-2005 10:40
I beg your pardon, Shaun, but you haven't read the Wikipedia reference you cited yourself. You cannot have a trophy wife, and therefore you are defrauding all of these hopeful female AV's. Here's how it is: You must have married a woman when you were penniless and struggling. She would have worked like a dog to put you through school and help you finance the beginnings of your business. As well as bearing your (scripted) kids. Then - now, apparently - as you are finally becoming wealthy, you would have divorced her, left her with the kids in her Object Inventory, and then advertised for a trophy wife. Who would probably be blonde, big, and from east Texas. No other way to do it, Shaun. Instead, now you must play the role of "Most Eligible Batchelor," which isn't nearly as sleazy or fun. I agree, there has to be a grieving ex wife in the wings or it dosen't count. Also, it's always so much fun to watch the ex and the trophy wife get together, decide they [really] like each other, then run off together and leave you with the virtual kids.  _____________________
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,492
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07-29-2005 10:53
Trust me. Serial monogamy is far more fun than eligible batchelorhood. If you're the kind of person who likes to free climb K2, or helicopter ski the Rockies without maps. What a surprise! I usually don't agree with things that follow "Trust me." but here I am. Who knew. _____________________
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
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07-29-2005 11:21
I already have a trophy wife. You can't have her. Though I suppose for an appropriate fee, I could loan her out for a couple nights.
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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07-29-2005 11:31
I already have a trophy wife. You can't have her. Though I suppose for an appropriate fee, I could loan her out for a couple nights.  Newfie is a PIMP!_____________________
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Newfie Pendragon
Crusty and proud of it
Join date: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,025
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07-29-2005 11:43
Newfie is a PIMP!My wife is capable of arm wrestling with Hulk Hogan, and is a redhead. If she's not wanting any sex, there's no doubt that he'll be buying her expensive dinners, loads of jewelry and still not get any sex. Soooo I'm more of an escort supply manager. Nice hat tho! - Newfie _____________________
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Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 2,388
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07-29-2005 13:25
I contemplated moving this to "Help Wanted" but decided Notices and Well Wishes was a better fit.
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Eboni Khan
Misanthrope
Join date: 17 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,133
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07-29-2005 13:38
If you start off rich and young you can start off with a Trophy wife. If you over 40, then the 2nd wife has to be the Trophy wife. Examples of men who start off with Trophy wives, Althetes, Traders, Brokers.
Bonus Trohpy wife holders! Middle aged Engineers married after they have got a patent and are rich. This is usually the first wife, because they were too nerdy to snag one in their 20s or 20s and being semi-rich at 50 help get a Trophy wife from jump _____________________
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Zippity Neutra
What'd I miss?
Join date: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 191
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Hmm...
07-29-2005 13:56
So if what Eboni says is true, all I need to do is patent my Parrot Gun or something, wait until I'm over 40, and I'll be eligible for a First/Trophy Wife?
Hmmm... "delayed gratifi--" "dee-lay-ed gra--" "dee--" Nope, can't do it. Any of you successful business women have need of an embarassing, shiftless bum of a husband who wanders around the house in his pajamas? _____________________
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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07-29-2005 13:58
Any of you successful business women have need of an embarassing, shiftless bum of a husband who wanders around the house in his pajamas If you wear Tevas and fanny-packs to formal events i'm all yours baby. _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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07-29-2005 14:07
So if what Eboni says is true, all I need to do is patent my Parrot Gun or something, wait until I'm over 40, and I'll be eligible for a First/Trophy Wife? Hmmm... "delayed gratifi--" "dee-lay-ed gra--" "dee--" Nope, can't do it. Any of you successful business women have need of an embarassing, shiftless bum of a husband who wanders around the house in his pajamas? I had one of those, but I traded him in for a trophy husband. . _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
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07-29-2005 14:11
I contemplated moving this to "Help Wanted" but decided Notices and Well Wishes was a better fit. ROFL!!! Nice Jeska!! _____________________
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Marilyn Murphy
Obeys Her Toaster
Join date: 23 Jul 2003
Posts: 361
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07-29-2005 16:26
this thread has gotten out of hand. lets get back to the original subject.
Shaun wants a trophy wife. Shaun, i am kind of available. marrying me will provide you with instant status, and that lovely emotional response that says watch what you eat and don't sleep in the same place two nights in a row. i know i can provide you with two nights of absolute devotion and searing passion before i get bored and divorce your tired ass. i would want to write that pre nup myself, and what pay are you offering for this postition? you were very vague. remember, its not all about the money. reference that two nights of searing something i mention in paragraph 2. marilyn _____________________
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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07-29-2005 16:47
this thread has gotten out of hand. lets get back to the original subject. Shaun wants a trophy wife. Shaun, i am kind of available. marrying me will provide you with instant status, and that lovely emotional response that says watch what you eat and don't sleep in the same place two nights in a row. i know i can provide you with two nights of absolute devotion and searing passion before i get bored and divorce your tired ass. i would want to write that pre nup myself, and what pay are you offering for this postition? you were very vague. remember, its not all about the money. reference that two nights of searing something i mention in paragraph 2. marilyn Marilyn, remember to save one of those two nights for girls night out! I mean, come ON Shaun, don't be so posessive. She needs time with her friends too! _____________________
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
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07-29-2005 17:36
Shaun, i am kind of available *does a double take* WHAT? err, hell no. I'll not miss *another* chance to snag Mari..I just can't get a break!!  _____________________
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
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07-29-2005 18:08
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Marilyn Murphy
Obeys Her Toaster
Join date: 23 Jul 2003
Posts: 361
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07-29-2005 18:13
Marilyn, remember to save one of those two nights for girls night out! I mean, come ON Shaun, don't be so posessive. She needs time with her friends too! aimee, remember long ago when u ran some seedy little neighborhood bar and i came in wearing my pimp hat and passed out in your bathroom? i was kinda shy then but that was my way of making a pass at you. i am assuming u finally got the message. i will use this shaun guy up pretty fast, then i will have time. marilyn _____________________
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Baccara Rhodes
Social Doyenne
Join date: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 627
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Mari you are the bomb
07-29-2005 21:46
this thread has gotten out of hand. lets get back to the original subject. Shaun wants a trophy wife. Shaun, i am kind of available. marrying me will provide you with instant status, and that lovely emotional response that says watch what you eat and don't sleep in the same place two nights in a row. i know i can provide you with two nights of absolute devotion and searing passion before i get bored and divorce your tired ass. i would want to write that pre nup myself, and what pay are you offering for this postition? you were very vague. remember, its not all about the money. reference that two nights of searing something i mention in paragraph 2. marilyn If I wasn't Married to Mash, I would give yuo a ring and marry u... And NO I won't pose nakie for u... LOL _____________________
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Shaun Altman
Fund Manager
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,011
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07-30-2005 01:40
I beg your pardon, Shaun, but you haven't read the Wikipedia reference you cited yourself. You cannot have a trophy wife, and therefore you are defrauding all of these hopeful female AV's. Here's how it is: You must have married a woman when you were penniless and struggling. She would have worked like a dog to put you through school and help you finance the beginnings of your business. As well as bearing your (scripted) kids. Then - now, apparently - as you are finally becoming wealthy, you would have divorced her, left her with the kids in her Object Inventory, and then advertised for a trophy wife. Who would probably be blonde, big, and from east Texas. No other way to do it, Shaun. Instead, now you must play the role of "Most Eligible Batchelor," which isn't nearly as sleazy or fun. No. This claim is complete nonsense. It would seem that you have failed to read and properly understand the definition of "trophy wife", as explained, at the link that I generously provided to facilitate full comprehension.  The definition is thus:A trophy wife refers to a marriage pattern in Western society in which some men marry attractive women as a form of display intended to exhibit their wealth and success to others. The part that you have chosen to interpret is farther down the page, and is prefixed by the word "often". Some synonyoms covering the word "often" include "at times", "every now and then", "frequently", "from time to time", "hardly" and "infrequently". It is clear and obvious that this term was used in order to establish that what followed was not a prerequisite. In summary, I am quite qualified to marry a trophy wife based on my recently acquired wealth alone. I will await your apology for injecting propganda into this thread and quite possibly scaring otherwise qualified candidates away from the idea of becomming my trophy wife! _____________________
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 686
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07-30-2005 06:38
No. This claim is complete nonsense. It would seem that you have failed to read and properly understand the definition of "trophy wife", as explained, at the link that I generously provided to facilitate full comprehension. The definition is thus:A trophy wife refers to a marriage pattern in Western society in which some men marry attractive women as a form of display intended to exhibit their wealth and success to others. The part that you have chosen to interpret is farther down the page, and is prefixed by the word "often". Some synonyoms covering the word "often" include "at times", "every now and then", "frequently", "from time to time", "hardly" and "infrequently". It is clear and obvious that this term was used in order to establish that what followed was not a prerequisite. In summary, I am quite qualified to marry a trophy wife based on my recently acquired wealth alone. I will await your apology for injecting propganda into this thread and quite possibly scaring otherwise qualified candidates away from the idea of becomming my trophy wife! Such verbosity makes me hot!!! I'm going to talk to Mr. LaFollette about starting a harem... _____________________
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Tang Lightcloud
Sweet & Juicy
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 377
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Trophy Wifes R Us
07-30-2005 06:57
Shaun, Shaun, Shaun - Let me direct you to the Lightcloud School of Trophy Wifes.
Waves and I have designed an elite program for a man of your caliber to provide you with the appropriate Trophy Wife. We use your desires and your ideal dream of a woman and mold them with the power, confidence and credibility you so need. Also, the beauty you speak of --- well the word "goddess" is the first word uttered from all our clients when their eyes see their candidate Trophy Wife for the first time. We have worked with the most accomplished SL business executives (male and female) to provide them with "Crem d'le crem" of Trophy Wifes. We stand by the 6 Ps of Personal Marketing to define your Trophy Wife. Persona Packaging Positioning Presentation Promotion Passion Here one of our testimonials "Your knowledge and understanding of Trophy Wife behavior is most impressive. Her professionalism, personal appearance and speaking style conveyed competence and confidence. OMG and she is a f_____ goddess!!!!" Call us, we can have this wrapped up over lunch. |
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Waves Lightcloud
SexBall Safety Designer
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 193
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07-30-2005 07:12
Only Because we dont get up till lunch, We are rich too -Caio Waves |
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Cienna Samiam
Bah.
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,316
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07-30-2005 09:26
Pfft. If a trophy wife has to be created by someone else, told what to do and be, the chances of her being naturally adept at more than taking orders is fairly slim. -grin-
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Tang Lightcloud
Sweet & Juicy
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 377
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Stefford Wife
07-30-2005 12:49
We are using the new Stefford Wife Model 1.6 and our clients are very pleased with the results. Oh and that whole glowing shiny eye thing has been fixed.
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Rosa Gardner
Rambling Rosa
Join date: 8 Dec 2003
Posts: 140
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07-31-2005 05:44
Lmao!
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