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Coup de' Etat!
Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 16:30
From: Snowcrash Hoffman
My estemeed President Bergman,

As a reward for my loyalty to you and my role in your coup d'etat, can you please appoint me as the head of the Second Life Federal Management Agency (SL-FEMA) and SL-Homeland Security. I also would like to have unlimited resources to protect our new nation from all kinds of natural calamities and terrorist activities. I understand that this will require almost no effort from my part and I will simply enjoy my big fat salary and help plundering all the resources you will provide to me in the service of our national security. I will of course make sure any of your friends' companies get majority of contracts distributed by my agency. I believe my service will make SL the first completely secure virtual world. I will be grateful to you for this lucrative post and honored to keep serving you.

Sincerely,

Snowcrash Hoffman


Done and Done.

Chairman of SL Federal Emergency Management Agency, Snowcrash Hoffman

Your first task will be leading your crack team of experts to clean up that disaster area known affectionately as "W-hat land" ;-)
Teeny Leviathan
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09-20-2005 16:53
President Bergman, will my Welcome Area Wallet Inspector certification be still valid under your government? :D
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Magnum Serpentine
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Join date: 20 Nov 2003
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09-20-2005 17:50
From: Jamie Bergman
Brothers and Sisters of Secondlife, I have overthrown the oppressive monarchy and declared myself President for [Second]Life.

Effectively immediately, I have formed the following cabinent (answerable to me) which will administer all aspects of [your] SecondLife:

Minister of Finance - Anshe Chung
Director of Propaganda - Ulrika Zugzwang
Minister of the Interior - Philip Linden ex. "King Philip I"
Secretary of War - Francis Chung
Chief of Secret Police - Prokofy Neva
Chief Economic Advisor - Forseti Svarog
Secretary of Education - Jamie Hale
Secretary of State - Aimee Weber
Chairman of the Civil Aeronautics Board - Cubey Terra

Your virtual lives will be much improved under this heroic new era!

SPQSL,
Her Excellency, President Jamie Bergman



Nice Joke

On a scale between 1 and 10, I give this a big fat Zero.
Ol Fitzcarraldo
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Join date: 17 Sep 2005
Posts: 18
09-20-2005 20:38
Yes can I be chairman of race relations please?
katykiwi Moonflower
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Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
09-20-2005 20:57
From: Jamie Bergman
Brothers and Sisters of Secondlife, I have overthrown the oppressive monarchy and declared myself President for [Second]Life.

Effectively immediately, I have formed the following cabinent (answerable to me) which will administer all aspects of [your] SecondLife:

Minister of Finance - Anshe Chung
Director of Propaganda - Ulrika Zugzwang
Minister of the Interior - Philip Linden ex. "King Philip I"
Secretary of War - Francis Chung
Chief of Secret Police - Prokofy Neva
Chief Economic Advisor - Forseti Svarog
Secretary of Education - Jamie Hale
Secretary of State - Aimee Weber
Chairman of the Civil Aeronautics Board - Cubey Terra

Your virtual lives will be much improved under this heroic new era!

SPQSL,
Her Excellency, President Jamie Bergman
I'd like to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court please.
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Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 21:04
From: Magnum Serpentine
Nice Joke

On a scale between 1 and 10, I give this a big fat Zero.


Joke?

A warrant has been issued for your arrest.

Have a nice day :-)
Jamie Bergman
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Join date: 17 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,752
09-20-2005 21:04
From: Teeny Leviathan
President Bergman, will my Welcome Area Wallet Inspector certification be still valid under your government? :D


Of course it will. Just don't forget to contribute to the Committee to Re-Elect the President. L$10,000 is the suggested donation this year.
Ardith Mifflin
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Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,416
09-20-2005 21:06
From: Magnum Serpentine
Nice Joke

On a scale between 1 and 10, I give this a big fat Zero.

If you define the scale from 1 to 10, then there is absolutely no possible way to have a value lower than 1. It's all about definition. You've decided to allocate a numerical value to quanitfy teh funny based on a relative scale of 1 (which must, by definition, represent the least funny joke ever heard) and 10 (which represents the funniest joke ever heard).

It's like claiming that the ice cream had a temperature, in Kelvin, of -10. It simply makes no sense. Per your own scale, the lowest possible funny factor which this joke could receive would be 1.
Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 21:07
From: katykiwi Moonflower
I'd like to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court please.


Indeed a good idea. Approved for the Senate and People of SecondLife.
Lisse Livingston
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Join date: 16 May 2004
Posts: 1,130
09-20-2005 21:18
From: Jamie Bergman
Done and Done.

Chairman of SL Federal Emergency Management Agency, Snowcrash Hoffman

Your first task will be leading your crack team of experts to clean up that disaster area known affectionately as "W-hat land" ;-)



I used to own land in Baku. Will I be able to reclaim my home once the clean up is completed? ;)
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Ben Bacon
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09-21-2005 03:34
From: Lianne Marten
I predict the sales of sports bras will increase dramatically.
I like boobies!



(sorry - someone had to :) )
Kris Ritter
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09-21-2005 04:56
*looks at names in new government*

I quit. Bai.
Jesrad Seraph
Nonsense
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09-21-2005 05:01
From: Ardith Mifflin
It's like claiming that the ice cream had a temperature, in Kelvin, of -10. It simply makes no sense.

Ever heard of negative energy/mass ? Imaginary dimensions outside our current detection capabilities allow things to vibrate perpendicularily to reality, causing them to have negative temperature when expressed in K.
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Richie Waves
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09-21-2005 06:12
From: Ben Bacon
I like boobies!



(sorry - someone had to :) )


Im with Mr Bacon on this Motion!
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Jamie Bergman
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09-21-2005 06:41
From: Lisse Livingston
I used to own land in Baku. Will I be able to reclaim my home once the clean up is completed? ;)


That is the plan. Please contact the Department of SLFEMA management for specific timetables.
Snowcrash Hoffman
Digital mind virus
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 282
09-21-2005 09:49
From: Lisse Livingston
I used to own land in Baku. Will I be able to reclaim my home once the clean up is completed? ;)


Of course you will! Once we begin the clean up some time in the next decade and complete it by year 2050 we will contact you for further details on how to make your applicaation to reclaim your land. We promise that before the end of this century your application will be processed. If you have any further concerns please do not hesitate to contact your trusty SL-FEMA department, we will get back to you within 30,585,600 seconds.

Regards

Director of SL-FEMA
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