Brothers and Sisters of Secondlife, I have overthrown the oppressive monarchy and declared myself President for [Second]Life.
Effectively immediately, I have formed the following cabinent (answerable to me) which will administer all aspects of [your] SecondLife:
Minister of Finance - Anshe Chung
Director of Propaganda - Ulrika Zugzwang
Minister of the Interior - Philip Linden ex. "King Philip I"
Secretary of War - Francis Chung
Chief of Secret Police - Prokofy Neva
Chief Economic Advisor - Forseti Svarog
Secretary of Education - Jamie Hale
Secretary of State - Aimee Weber
Chairman of the Civil Aeronautics Board - Cubey Terra
Your virtual lives will be much improved under this heroic new era!
SPQSL,
Her Excellency, President Jamie Bergman
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Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 11:53
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
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09-20-2005 11:54
I nominate myself as Drug Czar.
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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09-20-2005 11:54
Sorry - already have a king - Morse Dillon.
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Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 11:55
Sorry - already have a king - Morse Dillon. He's been executed on behalf of the heroic people's progressive movement. |
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Jake Reitveld
Emperor of Second Life
Join date: 9 Mar 2005
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09-20-2005 12:13
You are all reactionaries and counter-revolutionaries. Your names hav ebeen taken citizens, and you will be brought before the Committee for Public Safety and likely, guillotined in boardman.
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ALCHEMY -clothes for men.
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Khamon Fate
fategardens.net
Join date: 21 Nov 2003
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09-20-2005 12:15
Yes you must include teh Morse as Minster of <somthing that sounds large and important>. And you shall properly refer to the former king as His Highness Philip, Prince Royal of The Grid All Hail The Central Grid.
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Forseti Svarog
ESC
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09-20-2005 12:16
You are all reactionaries and counter-revolutionaries. Your names hav ebeen taken citizens, and you will be brought before the Committee for Public Safety and likely, guillotined in boardman. hey don't ask me... i fled across the channel to england and instead of being impressed into government ended up on a 24-gun frigate bound for Mauritius as an upper yardsman. Hard work but beats losing my head, no? |
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Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
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09-20-2005 12:16
nope
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
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09-20-2005 13:43
Do you have a gulag? You can't have a regime without a gulag.
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Jake Reitveld
Emperor of Second Life
Join date: 9 Mar 2005
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09-20-2005 13:49
gulags are expensive. Guillotines are cheap. It is much better to have a terror than a regime.
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Jamie Bergman
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09-20-2005 13:54
Yes you must include teh Morse as Minster of <somthing that sounds large and important>. And you shall properly refer to the former king as His Highness Philip, Prince Royal of The Grid All Hail The Central Grid. How about "The Avatar Formerly known as god?" |
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Jamie Bergman
SL's Largest Distributor
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09-20-2005 13:55
Do you have a gulag? You can't have a regime without a gulag. *Refers you to Dr. Prokofy Neva, head of the Secret Police* |
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Michi Lumin
Sharp and Pointy
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09-20-2005 14:14
that's nice.
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Julian Fate
80's Pop Star
Join date: 19 Oct 2003
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09-20-2005 14:23
*Refers you to Dr. Prokofy Neva, head of the Secret Police* Gulag, not gublog. |
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Cubey Terra
Aircraft Builder
Join date: 6 Sep 2003
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09-20-2005 14:23
Chairman of the Civil Aeronautics Board - Cubey Terra As my first act as Chairmain of the Civil Aeronautics Board, I will remove all telehubs, ban point-to-point teleports, and force everyone to travel by Ben-Go pogosticks. Anyone caught without a Ben-Go (i.e., walking, running, or flying) will be arrested for Sedition Against the State by the chief of secret police. _____________________
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
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09-20-2005 14:25
Now we can blame sim-crossing fiascos on No Fly Lists.
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Forseti Svarog
ESC
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09-20-2005 14:45
As my first act as Chairmain of the Civil Aeronautics Board, I will remove all telehubs, ban point-to-point teleports, and force everyone to travel by Ben-Go pogosticks. Anyone caught without a Ben-Go (i.e., walking, running, or flying) will be arrested for Sedition Against the State by the chief of secret police. wow, you're staying with that post?! I had to wait until a national music concert where my wife and children sang nationalist love songs with me, and only when we were up for a final encore were we able to slip past Prok's guards and make our way to freedom over the mountains. |
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Phoebe Lardner
Registered User
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09-20-2005 14:56
wow, you're staying with that post?! I had to wait until a national music concert where my wife and children sang nationalist love songs with me, and only when we were up for a final encore were we able to slip past Prok's guards and make our way to freedom over the mountains. *wink* I am sixteen going on seventeen. . .  http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/soundofmusic_01.jpg |
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
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09-20-2005 15:17
Secretary of State?! I am SO abusing this office to get sex.
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Ardith Mifflin
Mecha Fiend
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09-20-2005 15:19
As my first act as Chairmain of the Civil Aeronautics Board, I will remove all telehubs, ban point-to-point teleports, and force everyone to travel by Ben-Go pogosticks. Anyone caught without a Ben-Go (i.e., walking, running, or flying) will be arrested for Sedition Against the State by the chief of secret police. Will you be disbanding the Walkabout group and reforming as the Bounceabout group? |
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
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09-20-2005 15:22
As my first act as Chairmain of the Civil Aeronautics Board, I will remove all telehubs, ban point-to-point teleports, and force everyone to travel by Ben-Go pogosticks. Anyone caught without a Ben-Go (i.e., walking, running, or flying) will be arrested for Sedition Against the State by the chief of secret police. What? No Sporks, no Clawws? Aww  |
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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09-20-2005 15:30
As my first act as Chairmain of the Civil Aeronautics Board, I will remove all telehubs, ban point-to-point teleports, and force everyone to travel by Ben-Go pogosticks. Anyone caught without a Ben-Go (i.e., walking, running, or flying) will be arrested for Sedition Against the State by the chief of secret police. I predict the sales of sports bras will increase dramatically. _____________________
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Snowcrash Hoffman
Digital mind virus
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
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09-20-2005 15:33
My estemeed President Bergman,
As a reward for my loyalty to you and my role in your coup d'etat, can you please appoint me as the head of the Second Life Federal Management Agency (SL-FEMA) and SL-Homeland Security. I also would like to have unlimited resources to protect our new nation from all kinds of natural calamities and terrorist activities. I understand that this will require almost no effort from my part and I will simply enjoy my big fat salary and help plundering all the resources you will provide to me in the service of our national security. I will of course make sure any of your friends' companies get majority of contracts distributed by my agency. I believe my service will make SL the first completely secure virtual world. I will be grateful to you for this lucrative post and honored to keep serving you. Sincerely, Snowcrash Hoffman |
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
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09-20-2005 16:05
My estemeed President Bergman, As a reward for my loyalty to you and my role in your coup d'etat, can you please appoint me as the head of the Second Life Federal Management Agency (SL-FEMA) You have your very first fall guy. This is shaping up to be one hell of a Coup. Vive la revolucion! _____________________
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
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09-20-2005 16:08
You'll find me in Town Square, standing on a soapbox with a megaphone. calling for the proles ro rebel.
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