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Surreal Farber

Cat Herder

Join date: 5 Feb 2004

Posts: 2,059

07-27-2005 04:50

From: Karras Weary

Sure fire ways to TP:

1 - Vrigin sacrifice at the foot of your computer. However, if you use a laptop, you'll have to smear goat's blood on the screen. ATI video card owners may also have to sell their own souls.
2 - Perform the "Numa Numa" gesture before you attempt a TP.
3 - TP to someplace you don't want to go and the TP will work.

ROFLMAO.. Damn.. I guess that goat wasn't a virgin.

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Surreal

Phobos 3d Design - putting the hot in psychotic since 2004

Come see our whole line of clothing, animations and accessories in Chaos (37, 198, 43)

Kris Ritter

paradoxical embolism

Join date: 31 Oct 2003

Posts: 6,627

07-27-2005 05:25

From: Misty Rhodes

I will only detach so many items and under no circumstances will my hair come off. So I only travel with Reve (my wonderful partner). He always goes first and then tp's me. Sometimes only once, other times over and over till I get there.

Yeah, you've come a long way since the days we used to drag you around the grid on a prim, babe *grin*

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Ewan Took

Mad Hairy Scotsman

Join date: 5 Dec 2004

Posts: 579

07-27-2005 06:06

So next time I see a naked bald woman in a bad mood I'll know she is trying to TP?

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Pendari Lorentz

Senior Member

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 4,372

07-27-2005 06:14

The only time I have ever had TP issues is right after a patch, or just before the server gets brought down due to some massive issue. Otherwise I don't seem to have TP issues. I only ever have at max 2 attachments on though (sometimes with a script sometimes not), so not sure if that could be the reason I do so well. *shrug*

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*hugs everyone*

Seldon Metropolitan

Zen Taxi Driver

Join date: 20 Jun 2005

Posts: 376

07-27-2005 06:22

From: Ewan Took

So next time I see a naked bald woman in a bad mood I'll know she is trying to TP?

/me whistles "nothing compares to you"

Kris Ritter

paradoxical embolism

Join date: 31 Oct 2003

Posts: 6,627

07-27-2005 06:47

From: Seldon Metropolitan

/me whistles "nothing compares to you"

*sings*

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since I tried to TP away

I could play SL all night and all day
And still not get to tp away
Since I logged on I can do whatever I want
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these tp blues,
'Cause nothing lets me...
Nothing lets me tp to you

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Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

Join date: 18 Jun 2003

Posts: 5,948

07-27-2005 08:48

My tp secret is to wipe from front to back, then back to front...repeat vigorously. And, use tp that won't leave dingleberries, those are just gross!

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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

Aces Spade

Raise you One♠

Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,774

07-27-2005 08:52

From: Kris Ritter

*sings*

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since I tried to TP away

I could play SL all night and all day
And still not get to tp away
Since I logged on I can do whatever I want
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these tp blues,
'Cause nothing lets me...
Nothing lets me tp to you

Haha good, keep going

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From: someone

Posted by ZsuZsanna Raven
So where is the "i don't give a shit'' option?

Misty Rhodes

SL Muse

Join date: 5 Aug 2003

Posts: 312

*giggles* at Kris

07-29-2005 09:58

Ya think so?

I was actually thinking of resurrecting that prim but will instead start singing Kris Ritter's TP Blues in the hopes it will get me closer to u!

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Kris Ritter on LL & Misty's Inventory: "what does the red bulb mean?" ... "it means Misty just opened her inventory & the rest of the grid is going down to about 50% capacity. We just need to ask the SF power grid to pump us another 50,000,000 megawatts & we'll be fine."

Wynx Whiplash

Registered User

Join date: 25 Sep 2004

Posts: 339

07-29-2005 10:15

This is gonna sound stupid and I know dozens of tech-savvy people will jump all over me and tell me it isn't supposed to work, but if I can't TP (and I usually am wearing only 4-6 attachments anyway) I just close all the windows: IM, Mini-Map, chat, and Inventory. especailly inventory. Don't ask me why this seems to work for me but it does.

"I am Cornholio! TP for my bunghole!!!!"

Susie Boffin

Certified Nutcase

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,151

07-29-2005 10:15

I rarely have problems teleporting and my secret is that I don't wear prim hair, prim shoes or bling when teleporting or anywhere else for that matter.

Seldon Metropolitan

Zen Taxi Driver

Join date: 20 Jun 2005

Posts: 376

07-29-2005 10:25

lake titicaca!

Burke Prefect

Cafe Owner, Superhero

Join date: 29 Oct 2004

Posts: 2,785

07-29-2005 15:01

The only problem with naked TP'ing is that on occassion you forget to wear things after the transfer.

I got force TP'd by Anonymous Linden yesterday and landed in their office with just the skin that Munch gave me and an extra 'accessory'.

I would have at least had on boxers........

Foulcault Mechanique

Father Cheesemonkey

Join date: 28 Mar 2005

Posts: 557

07-29-2005 15:09

I let the map load. Seems if I go right to map and try to TP it doesn't work. If I let the map load a small bit then Normally I can. Along with TPing into PG areas naked and Tping into mature sims dressed up more tighter then an amish person.

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Foulcault
"Keep telling yourself that and someday you just might believe it."

"Every Technomage knows the 14 words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one.
"Hello""
Galen from Babylon 5 Crusade

From: Jeska Linden

I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.

Susie Boffin

Certified Nutcase

Join date: 15 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,151

07-29-2005 17:35

Just because I have never had problems teleporting doesn't mean that others don't judging by the amount of posts in the Hotline forum. Again I want to repeat that if you are loaded with prims you might just crash and burn.

For women I suggest you take all of your prims off and try teleporting in your bra and panties and you guys can wear your boxers. It will make things more interesting even if it doesn't work.

Burke Prefect

Cafe Owner, Superhero

Join date: 29 Oct 2004

Posts: 2,785

07-29-2005 18:13

<A Simpson's Moment>
*Groundskeeper Willy bursting into the school kitchen.*
Willy:"Do yah have any grease?"
Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, Yes I do."
*Willy rips off his coveralls showing off killer scottish bod*
Willy: "Then GREASE ME DOWN, WOMAN!"
Doris: Okey-Dokey
</A Simpson's Moment>

Foulcault Mechanique

Father Cheesemonkey

Join date: 28 Mar 2005

Posts: 557

07-29-2005 18:28

From: Susie Boffin

Just because I have never had problems teleporting doesn't mean that others don't judging by the amount of posts in the Hotline forum. Again I want to repeat that if you are loaded with prims you might just crash and burn.

For women I suggest you take all of your prims off and try teleporting in your bra and panties and you guys can wear your boxers. It will make things more interesting even if it doesn't work.

Boxers? There's underwear in this game?

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Foulcault
"Keep telling yourself that and someday you just might believe it."

"Every Technomage knows the 14 words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one.
"Hello""
Galen from Babylon 5 Crusade

From: Jeska Linden

I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.

Buster Peel

Spat the dummy.

Join date: 7 Feb 2005

Posts: 1,242

07-29-2005 21:12

Here's my solution:

Select "Start", then click "Turn Off Computer". Click the "Turn Off" button. Step away from the computer and approach the bookshelf. Select a book and go read it.

Or turn on the television and watch South Park. or something.

I have never experienced a teleport problem using this technique.

Buster

Data Bean

Registered User

Join date: 12 Jun 2005

Posts: 7

I'm lazzzy

07-29-2005 21:21

Personally, I'm a relogger. All the other things can take forever if there's a lot of lag (which is generally around the same time as TP problems)...such as attaching objects/detaching objects and opening the inventory.

In the end, I find relogging to be the most consistent way to get the game up to speed again.

If all else fails, I get on the internet...perhaps that's why I'm here at the moment

-Data Bean-

Please post your TP secrets
Surreal Farber Cat Herder Join date: 5 Feb 2004 Posts: 2,059	07-27-2005 04:50 From: Karras Weary Sure fire ways to TP: 1 - Vrigin sacrifice at the foot of your computer. However, if you use a laptop, you'll have to smear goat's blood on the screen. ATI video card owners may also have to sell their own souls. 2 - Perform the "Numa Numa" gesture before you attempt a TP. 3 - TP to someplace you don't want to go and the TP will work. ROFLMAO.. Damn.. I guess that goat wasn't a virgin. _____________________ Surreal Phobos 3d Design - putting the hot in psychotic since 2004 Come see our whole line of clothing, animations and accessories in Chaos (37, 198, 43)
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	07-27-2005 05:25 From: Misty Rhodes I will only detach so many items and under no circumstances will my hair come off. So I only travel with Reve (my wonderful partner). He always goes first and then tp's me. Sometimes only once, other times over and over till I get there. Yeah, you've come a long way since the days we used to drag you around the grid on a prim, babe grin _____________________
Ewan Took Mad Hairy Scotsman Join date: 5 Dec 2004 Posts: 579	07-27-2005 06:06 So next time I see a naked bald woman in a bad mood I'll know she is trying to TP? _____________________
Pendari Lorentz Senior Member Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,372	07-27-2005 06:14 The only time I have ever had TP issues is right after a patch, or just before the server gets brought down due to some massive issue. Otherwise I don't seem to have TP issues. I only ever have at max 2 attachments on though (sometimes with a script sometimes not), so not sure if that could be the reason I do so well. shrug _____________________ hugs everyone
Seldon Metropolitan Zen Taxi Driver Join date: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 376	07-27-2005 06:22 From: Ewan Took So next time I see a naked bald woman in a bad mood I'll know she is trying to TP? /me whistles "nothing compares to you"
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	07-27-2005 06:47 From: Seldon Metropolitan /me whistles "nothing compares to you" sings It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since I tried to TP away I could play SL all night and all day And still not get to tp away Since I logged on I can do whatever I want But nothing ... I said nothing can take away these tp blues, 'Cause nothing lets me... Nothing lets me tp to you _____________________
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	07-27-2005 08:48 My tp secret is to wipe from front to back, then back to front...repeat vigorously. And, use tp that won't leave dingleberries, those are just gross! _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
Aces Spade Raise you One♠ Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,774	07-27-2005 08:52 From: Kris Ritter sings It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since I tried to TP away I could play SL all night and all day And still not get to tp away Since I logged on I can do whatever I want But nothing ... I said nothing can take away these tp blues, 'Cause nothing lets me... Nothing lets me tp to you Haha good, keep going _____________________ From: someone Posted by ZsuZsanna Raven So where is the "i don't give a shit'' option?
Misty Rhodes SL Muse Join date: 5 Aug 2003 Posts: 312	giggles at Kris 07-29-2005 09:58 Ya think so? I was actually thinking of resurrecting that prim but will instead start singing Kris Ritter's TP Blues in the hopes it will get me closer to u! _____________________ Kris Ritter on LL & Misty's Inventory: "what does the red bulb mean?" ... "it means Misty just opened her inventory & the rest of the grid is going down to about 50% capacity. We just need to ask the SF power grid to pump us another 50,000,000 megawatts & we'll be fine."
Wynx Whiplash Registered User Join date: 25 Sep 2004 Posts: 339	07-29-2005 10:15 This is gonna sound stupid and I know dozens of tech-savvy people will jump all over me and tell me it isn't supposed to work, but if I can't TP (and I usually am wearing only 4-6 attachments anyway) I just close all the windows: IM, Mini-Map, chat, and Inventory. especailly inventory. Don't ask me why this seems to work for me but it does. "I am Cornholio! TP for my bunghole!!!!"
Susie Boffin Certified Nutcase Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,151	07-29-2005 10:15 I rarely have problems teleporting and my secret is that I don't wear prim hair, prim shoes or bling when teleporting or anywhere else for that matter.
Seldon Metropolitan Zen Taxi Driver Join date: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 376	07-29-2005 10:25 lake titicaca!
Burke Prefect Cafe Owner, Superhero Join date: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 2,785	07-29-2005 15:01 The only problem with naked TP'ing is that on occassion you forget to wear things after the transfer. I got force TP'd by Anonymous Linden yesterday and landed in their office with just the skin that Munch gave me and an extra 'accessory'. I would have at least had on boxers........
Foulcault Mechanique Father Cheesemonkey Join date: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 557	07-29-2005 15:09 I let the map load. Seems if I go right to map and try to TP it doesn't work. If I let the map load a small bit then Normally I can. Along with TPing into PG areas naked and Tping into mature sims dressed up more tighter then an amish person. _____________________ Foulcault "Keep telling yourself that and someday you just might believe it." "Every Technomage knows the 14 words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one. "Hello"" Galen from Babylon 5 Crusade From: Jeska Linden I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.
Susie Boffin Certified Nutcase Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,151	07-29-2005 17:35 Just because I have never had problems teleporting doesn't mean that others don't judging by the amount of posts in the Hotline forum. Again I want to repeat that if you are loaded with prims you might just crash and burn. For women I suggest you take all of your prims off and try teleporting in your bra and panties and you guys can wear your boxers. It will make things more interesting even if it doesn't work.
Burke Prefect Cafe Owner, Superhero Join date: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 2,785	07-29-2005 18:13 <A Simpson's Moment> Groundskeeper Willy bursting into the school kitchen. Willy:"Do yah have any grease?" Lunchlady Doris: "Yes, Yes I do." Willy rips off his coveralls showing off killer scottish bod Willy: "Then GREASE ME DOWN, WOMAN!" Doris: Okey-Dokey </A Simpson's Moment>
Foulcault Mechanique Father Cheesemonkey Join date: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 557	07-29-2005 18:28 From: Susie Boffin Just because I have never had problems teleporting doesn't mean that others don't judging by the amount of posts in the Hotline forum. Again I want to repeat that if you are loaded with prims you might just crash and burn. For women I suggest you take all of your prims off and try teleporting in your bra and panties and you guys can wear your boxers. It will make things more interesting even if it doesn't work. Boxers? There's underwear in this game? _____________________ Foulcault "Keep telling yourself that and someday you just might believe it." "Every Technomage knows the 14 words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one. "Hello"" Galen from Babylon 5 Crusade From: Jeska Linden I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.
Buster Peel Spat the dummy. Join date: 7 Feb 2005 Posts: 1,242	07-29-2005 21:12 Here's my solution: Select "Start", then click "Turn Off Computer". Click the "Turn Off" button. Step away from the computer and approach the bookshelf. Select a book and go read it. Or turn on the television and watch South Park. or something. I have never experienced a teleport problem using this technique. Buster
Data Bean Registered User Join date: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 7	I'm lazzzy 07-29-2005 21:21 Personally, I'm a relogger. All the other things can take forever if there's a lot of lag (which is generally around the same time as TP problems)...such as attaching objects/detaching objects and opening the inventory. In the end, I find relogging to be the most consistent way to get the game up to speed again. If all else fails, I get on the internet...perhaps that's why I'm here at the moment -Data Bean-

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