Your name as a gadget description...
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Angel Coral
Otherworldly
Join date: 12 Dec 2003
Posts: 224
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07-27-2005 22:58
angel coral is a stick of chewing gum! It exists in five dimensions!
angel is an ornately-engraved sphere that revolves and uses the Amazon API 
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Aimee Weber
The one on the right
Join date: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,286
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07-27-2005 23:05
From: Travis Lambert Travis is a video recorder that secretes a sticky glue!  That's not GLUUUUUUE....... BAD DOG!
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Edav Roark
Bounty Hunter
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 569
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07-28-2005 12:05
Edav is a robot! It is better than the last one!
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Shaon Galatea
Taurtally Awesome
Join date: 30 May 2004
Posts: 25
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07-28-2005 12:35
Shaon is a riot shield! It is inflammable!
O.o;;
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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07-28-2005 19:17
FAQ: Q: What is Second Life? A: Second Life is a retinal implant that catches spiders! It is powered by a single hamster and folds away when not in use. Q: Who is Nimrod Yaffle?
A: Nimrod Yaffle is a vacuum cleaner that vibrates!
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Pete Fats
Geek
Join date: 18 Apr 2003
Posts: 648
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07-28-2005 19:31
Comedy gold! You can't make stuff like this up...
Pete is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change.
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Synn Maelstrom
Transylvania Vampyr
Join date: 2 Oct 2004
Posts: 10
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07-30-2005 08:50
Synn is a shoelace! It does exactly what it says on the tin! 
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Judah Jimador
Registered User
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 230
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07-30-2005 10:15
Jimador is a WAP device that sounds better than it looks. OK, that was a little too close for comfort... -- jj
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 2,679
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08-01-2005 05:38
Pituca is a television set that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It produces pure oxygen and spins about its axis.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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08-01-2005 05:42
Willow is like a normal fork, but it looks like a toothbrush. 
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*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3
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Mimi Therian
Registered User
Join date: 28 Jun 2004
Posts: 492
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08-23-2005 20:23
Mimi is a biro that glows with an eerie green light! It removes stubborn stains and increases your sex appeal.
grandpa lou is an oven! It has a built-in calculator!
handy and yummy!
mommy is a pen! It smells a bit funny!
pie is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.
butt is a chainsaw that's covered with realistic fur, works at twice the normal speed and is audible only to dogs.
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Dizzy Mandala
Spin Spin Sugar
Join date: 8 Feb 2004
Posts: 82
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08-24-2005 14:08
It's an iMac! It connects to the Internet!
One would hope.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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08-24-2005 14:31
Chance Abattoir is a lunchbox that's biodegradable, can be bolted onto a penknife and recharges itself at night.
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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
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Cosmo Drago
Pixel Dust Addict
Join date: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 377
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09-10-2005 09:47
Cosmo is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that anticipates your every move and slices vegetables. Drago is a hammer that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It sticks to the ceiling like a gecko and sends and receives faxes. Cosmo Drago is a crematorium that destroys household pests! It rotates at high speed and checks your spelling. As you can see, I'm very complex. 
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 a work in progress... 
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Keknehv Psaltery
Hacker
Join date: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,185
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09-10-2005 12:02
Keknehv is a security camera that runs on compressed air and is laced with vodka.
Keknehv Psaltery is a pair of roller-skates that records everything you say and extends at the touch of a button.
Hmm...
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Snakekiss Noir
japanese designer
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 334
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ha ha this is brilliant
09-10-2005 12:13
LOOK what I got
snakekiss noir
snakekiss noir is a unicycle that plays Sokoban! It talks and increases your sex appeal.
Wow..pretty much me..japanese 'bicycle' girl who plays 'mind games', talks a lot and.. well...as for the increasing sex appeal bit.... considering my 1L occupation ha ha...this is very funny..
uncanny...
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a lost user
Join date: ?
Posts: ?
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09-10-2005 13:13
Kazefuri is a toilet seat that bleeps when you whistle for it!
u_u;
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Caleb Moreau
Original Kewlip!
Join date: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 278
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09-10-2005 21:49
Caleb Moreau is like a normal glass bead, but it tells the time.
Caleb is a razor! It is better than the last one!
Moreau is a unicycle that plays MP3s! It tracks infra-red and recites haiku.
A Kewlip is a sofa that sorts your mail, is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and induces lucid dreaming.
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Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
Join date: 28 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,847
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09-10-2005 21:56
Frans Charming is a wrapping paper that can help you lose weight, detects evil and cannot be moved.
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