http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
Here's what I got with my name:
'Ilianexsi is like a normal saucepan, but it bounces up and down.' LOL....
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,707
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07-26-2005 11:00
I was checking out the homepage that spawned the 'advertising slogan generator' in the other thread, and found this: The Prior-Art-O-Matic. It seems to generate descriptions for patent applications for wierd gadgets.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi Here's what I got with my name: 'Ilianexsi is like a normal saucepan, but it bounces up and down.' LOL.... _____________________
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Arcadia Codesmith
Not a guest
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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07-26-2005 11:17
Arcadia is a sticky label that changes colour to reflect your mood! It is voice-activated. Hah! I don't change my colors for NOBODY! And I'm only voice-activated if you're whispering naughty things in my ear  _____________________
"I like you better when you start pretending to be the person you want to be" - David Thomas
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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07-26-2005 11:21
Kris Ritter is a security camera that doesn't need oiling! It chirps and whistles and jumps like a frog.
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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07-26-2005 11:31
lupo is a letter-opener that comes in seven different colours, pushes things down staircases and can extinguish fires.
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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07-26-2005 11:31
euterpe is a contact lens! It is actually just a solid block of plastic!
You think? Eeeeek. ('solid block of plastic' How right they were!  ) |
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
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07-26-2005 11:32
Liona Clio is a spanner that chirps and whistles and secretes a sticky glue.
Okay.....EWWWWWWWWWWWW! _____________________
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle."
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
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07-26-2005 11:34
"Billy Grace is a razor that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It asks trivia questions and changes colour."
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Cybin Monde
Resident Moderator (?)
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,468
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*blush*
07-26-2005 11:44
Cybin Monde is a pillow that displays pornography! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones. or Cybin is a pudding that communicates via Instant Messenger! ..hmm, interesting. i don't feel very pudding-like, lol. _____________________
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
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07-26-2005 11:47
Nisa Stravinsky is like a normal hole-punch, but it inflates balloons. Nisa is an armchair that can only be operated by a trained professional! I should not be operated by small children or near water. _____________________
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Whata Fool
Registered User
Join date: 10 Jul 2004
Posts: 90
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07-26-2005 11:54
whata fool
whata fool is a lightbulb that produces hot tea or coffee! It is made of rubber and hangs upside-down from the ceiling. _____________________
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The Quirk
SL:UT
Join date: 6 Sep 2004
Posts: 142
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07-26-2005 11:57
not sure, but this just may make some sorta sense..
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Osprey Therian
I want capslocklock
Join date: 6 Jul 2004
Posts: 5,049
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07-26-2005 12:11
"osprey therian is an aquarium that tracks infra-red, can speak French and improves blood clotting."
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Alexa Hope
Registered User
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 670
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07-26-2005 12:20
alexa hope is a hole-punch that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours, can be taken on holiday and secretes a sticky glue.
Very weird Alexa _____________________
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Anya Dmytryk
i <3 woxy!
Join date: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 413
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07-26-2005 12:26
ooh la la
anya is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, knows what you want before you do and extends at the touch of a button. |
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
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07-26-2005 12:44
ooh la la anya is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, knows what you want before you do and extends at the touch of a button. what girl wouldn't give a linden for a gadget that extends at the touch of a button? _____________________
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Will you leave me breathless?"
"I'm beginning to think the human psyche enjoys victimizing itself. " - Sezmra Svarog "Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we'll reach a certain point in our lives, look around and realize that all the things we said we'd do and become will never come to be -- and that we're ordinary." - Anne Bancroft (2003) |
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Loki Pico
Registered User
Join date: 20 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,938
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07-26-2005 12:54
Loki is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork.
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Arcadia Codesmith
Not a guest
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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07-26-2005 13:20
what girl wouldn't give a linden for a gadget that extends at the touch of a button? That depends. What do you have to do to make it retract? _____________________
"I like you better when you start pretending to be the person you want to be" - David Thomas
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Madame Maracas
Not who you think I am...
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,953
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07-26-2005 13:22
Madame Maracas is a piece of string that's fully recycleable! It fits into the boot of a car. string boot mmmmmmm _____________________
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M 6 Hobbes Abattoir T 7 Sezmra Svorag W 4 Brian Mason W 6 Moira Stern W 8 Nala Galatea Th 6 Chet Neurocam F 6 Vertigo Paris F 9 Madame Maracas S 5 Madame Maracas S 8 TriNala Su 6 Trinity Serpentine http://madamemaracas.wordpress.com - Madame Maracas Blaaagh Plurk - http://www.plurk.com/user/MadameMaracas |
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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07-26-2005 13:23
Surreal is like a normal waffle iron, but it looks like a wrapping paper.
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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07-26-2005 13:26
"ZsuZsanna is a scooter that emits dangerous radiation! It looks bigger than it really is and loves children"
Fear my Scooter of Radiation especially evil Children!!! _____________________
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
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07-26-2005 13:29
Psyra Extraordinaire is like a normal candle, but it has room for a pager inside.
...or just.... Psyra is a suppository that cannot be removed from your house! Frankly, I prefer the first. _____________________
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Lale Pico
Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie
Join date: 21 Jul 2003
Posts: 72
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07-26-2005 14:30
Lale Pico is an answering machine that can be controlled by willpower alone, can extinguish fires and looks like a pot-plant.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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07-26-2005 14:46
Oh, now that's just not right...
 Rose Karuna is like a normal bar of soap, but it follows you around. . _____________________
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
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07-26-2005 15:58
<<Selador is like a normal pair of roller-skates, but it may have harmful side effects.>>
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Toast Bard
is making magic
Join date: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 241
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07-26-2005 18:10
Toast B is a belt buckle that plays the American national anthem and is powered by a single hamster.
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