Darko -
You seem to have omitted the picture of you with your burrito firmly planted in a scared sheep.
Some priest!
Since he seems to be ashamed to admit it, I'll just let you all know that after Darko's first SL sexual experience, he had enough wool stuck to his chest to knit a sweater.
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
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10-20-2004 15:35
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-20-2004 15:42
Ok! Now there's gotta be a fun thread in that! Tell! Tell! You don't have to mention names! "I just bought a working penis... but when anyone touches it I climax. Whats the command to make it non-public?" Why would you want your penis to be non-pubic? Oh, nm...I can't read today. _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-20-2004 15:45
It sucks being an SL virgin... I'm missing out on so much. *sigh* Well, try being a RL virgin. Thats no fun either. Specially when you are almost 50. _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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10-20-2004 15:46
You guys are too funny! Just don't step in that vagina on the floor!  Got my foot stuck that way once. _____________________
I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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10-20-2004 15:48
YAY Forum sex with Kris!
lol! Well we havent got quite that far yet today. So yeah, anyone wanna cyber? right here and now? *swirling my cursor delicately around your post count I cradle your text between [ QUOTE ] and gently hit reply* |
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 15:50
*swirling my cursor delicately around your post count I cradle your text between [ QUOTE ] and gently hit reply*  Jiggawha?! Oh my, that's going to get deleted for sure. *snickers*_____________________
Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. |
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Malana Spencer
Registered User
Join date: 18 Sep 2003
Posts: 368
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mmmmm....
10-20-2004 15:53
YAY Forum sex with Kris! *swirling my cursor delicately around your post count I cradle your text between [ QUOTE ] and gently hit reply* Ferran- Don't stop don't stop...please don't stop! *giggles*  |
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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10-20-2004 17:53
*swirling my cursor delicately around your post count I cradle your text between [ QUOTE ] and gently hit reply* Brilliant! _____________________
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 2,679
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10-20-2004 18:50
Turns out it wasn't a dancing pole. I felt so dirty. I need a church. We have a church in Taber, complete with cemetary (on the Clementina side). Go cleanse thyself. _____________________
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
Posts: 836
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10-20-2004 19:57
my first time wouldve been good had the idjut not been so full of himself and acted like a rat bastich afterwards...thank god i have a darling in world hubby to create new an wonderful sexual experiences to dwell on in my head and not bad memories....thank you honnnnnnnn <kisses art on nose an rushes out to find some new lingerie to tempt him with>
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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10-20-2004 23:01
I've never had sex in SL... I'm not even anatomically correct!
If I tried I would probably laugh my way through it... The very concept of being intensely aroused by text and pixel dolls is just too ridiculous. Especially when you get plenty of the real thing on a daily basis. Making love is such a rich and beautiful experience... You can't seriously expect me to get all hot and bothered over someone I barely know, sitting at a computer 4000 miles away from me  _____________________
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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10-20-2004 23:03
I've never had sex in SL... I'm not even anatomically correct! If I tried I would probably laugh my way through it... The very concept of being intensely aroused by text and pixel dolls is just too ridiculous. Especially when you get plenty of the real thing on a daily basis. Making love is such a rich and beautiful experience... You can't seriously expect me to get all hot and bothered over someone I barely know, sitting at a computer 4000 miles away from me Plus, Eggy, you're not even fertilized yet, how can you be expected to have sex?? _____________________
Hiro Pendragon
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 00:30
YAY Forum sex with Kris! *swirling my cursor delicately around your post count I cradle your text between [ QUOTE ] and gently hit reply* mmmmm  *Stroking over your forum avatar slowly with the very tip of my arrow, just barely touching, I notice your own post count and whisper 'don't worry, I'll be gentle since you're almost a forum virgin '**looks around at all the leering faces* Uh...do you guys mind?! _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 00:47
I've never had sex in SL... You can't seriously expect me to get all hot and bothered over someone I barely know, sitting at a computer 4000 miles away from me *purrs* Oh, is that so, my little oeuf? *Gently slides Eggy into the cold metal bowl, and begins to fold his whites with a whisk, gently at first, increasing gradually until they begin to bubble; a mixture of fluid and froth.* *Beating further, deftly scooping and flicking with the whisk over the frothy surface, divinding big bubbles into smaller bubbles til his foam is white, shiny and flowing now* *Lifting the whisk teasingly, the whites follow, forming peaks for a brief moment, before folding over; the liquid walls of the bubbles not -quite- stretched to their maximum yet* mmmm That was good, my little pavlova!*slams Eggy into hot oven* Yup. I'm hungry after that. _____________________
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 01:52
OMG
*watched kris doing 'stuff' with eggy and now wants a piece of the pie* LECKTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU! _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 01:53
OMG *watched kris doing 'stuff' with eggy and now wants a piece of the pie* No problem, he'll be ready to take out the oven soon. I'll cut you a slice. _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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10-21-2004 02:58
LOL! Kris, you nutty old brit. You have a most remarkable vocabulary! I love that!
Pity that you only feel the need to display it when the issue at hand revolves around computer-aided masturbation...  _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 02:59
LOL! Kris, you nutty old brit. You have a most remarkable vocabulary! I love that! Pity that you only feel the need to display it when the issue at hand revolves around computer-aided masturbation... eh.. it's what I do best. I take pride in my work. lol _____________________
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Malana Spencer
Registered User
Join date: 18 Sep 2003
Posts: 368
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hey hey hey....
10-21-2004 05:41
*purrs* Oh, is that so, my little oeuf? *Gently slides Eggy into the cold metal bowl, and begins to fold his whites with a whisk, gently at first, increasing gradually until they begin to bubble; a mixture of fluid and froth.* *Beating further, deftly scooping and flicking with the whisk over the frothy surface, divinding big bubbles into smaller bubbles til his foam is white, shiny and flowing now* *Lifting the whisk teasingly, the whites follow, forming peaks for a brief moment, before folding over; the liquid walls of the bubbles not -quite- stretched to their maximum yet* mmmm That was good, my little pavlova!*slams Eggy into hot oven* Yup. I'm hungry after that. IF there's to be a forum orgy, please by all means include me *giggles* *Breathing heavily gently drags her mouse over Kris's [/QUOTE], rubbing it up & down in a slow rythm like motion, in & out the pointer goes, reaches for the chocolate* now where do we start with this? *giggles* |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 05:46
i dont think eggy wants to be orgied
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-21-2004 05:49
*purr*
Mmm. My absolutely favorite thing that comes coated in chocolate... Malana *sigh* *Orders another case of Hersheys* Tell Speed you may be sometime, baby. _____________________
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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10-21-2004 06:05
I could think of a few people who'd go down well covered in chocolate...
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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10-21-2004 06:06
I like chocolate eggs.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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10-21-2004 06:11
But do you go down when covered in chocolate?
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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10-21-2004 06:21
i could swallow him whole
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