You don't know what gross is until you've had a vagina left behind on your carpet after a guest has gone home...
Wonders if you placed it in your pocket ?
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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10-20-2004 11:58
Wonders if you placed it in your pocket ? _____________________
YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
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meerha Bijoux
Second Life Resident
Join date: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 38
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10-20-2004 12:29
This thread is so funny and Wiggles - that's the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
OK joke over Wiggles - where is the chair and how much? Joking lol meerha  |
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Oz Spade
ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,708
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10-20-2004 12:32
I was young...
Niave... In College... And needed the money... I'm so ashamed *sob* (I will stop using this joke when threads stop setting themselves up for it. )_____________________
"Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
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Sarah Flora
Registered User
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 72
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10-20-2004 12:39
You guys are too funny! Just don't step in that vagina on the floor!
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"I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice and thrown to rabid weasles"--Hugh Neutron
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Oz Spade
ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,708
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10-20-2004 12:44
Why, is it yours?
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"Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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10-20-2004 12:45
It's already in Lisse's pocket
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
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10-20-2004 12:47
A Pocket Pu.. oh wait... I should censor myself before someone else does.
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Sarah Flora
Registered User
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 72
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10-20-2004 12:51
Nope, old skool tattoo here... at least I can't lose it! (though it sometimes does disappear!)
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"I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice and thrown to rabid weasles"--Hugh Neutron
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Chris Altman
Leave the lights on!
Join date: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 83
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10-20-2004 12:54
Ah, well, generically speaking - we get a lot of people who lose their nipples. They drop them on the ground and can't find them again. And people who want to know where the genital stores are. And how to use what they've bought there. The Live Help team have quickly learned which team members are able to answer these questions - and which close the session quickly! Lisse, have you been approached about writing the recruiting material for the Live Help team? I think you're a shoe-in  Chris |
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Della Street
Lover of SL
Join date: 9 Aug 2004
Posts: 375
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My first
10-20-2004 13:35
Don't really wanna sound cheap or anything, but it was on my first day here. I had met this friend on There.com and when i realized that kissing was all you could do there, he shared with me the exciting world of SL. The sex was great. He had me download Skype and omg. it was an exhilerating experience that i will never forget. Can't give you his name, but i am sure if you were close enough, you would have heard me scream his name. lmao. We are close friends still yet today. mmmmmm
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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10-20-2004 13:46
OMG MY MIND IS WARPED NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Shouldnt you warn people before you start talking about stepping on leftover genitals and losing nipples while skydiving? |
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
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10-20-2004 13:54
Shouldnt you warn people before you start talking about stepping on leftover genitals and losing nipples while skydiving? Someone seriously needs to make this a signature line. LOL And, what kind of Sex are we talking about anyway? Cyber Chat Sex? Animated Sex (with or without furniture)? Or the invisible box old style Animated Sex? Just curious. *whistles innocently* _____________________
*hugs everyone*
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 13:58
Pendari was my first. Ok, maybe not but a gal can dream can't she?
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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10-20-2004 14:02
Umm. Well this one time, I took out a dancing pole and started dancing on it. But for some reason I couldn't see myself because particles were spewing all over the place. Turns out it wasn't a dancing pole. I felt so dirty. I need a church.
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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10-20-2004 14:14
lol
*takes more notes* Be carefull what you rub on... Got it. |
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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10-20-2004 14:21
I felt so dirty. I need a church. Hmmm now I know what my next build will be |
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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10-20-2004 14:24
This gives:
If you can prim it, you can do it! an entirely expanded meaning. _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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10-20-2004 14:28
OMG MY MIND IS WARPED NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH Shouldnt you warn people before you start talking about stepping on leftover genitals and losing nipples while skydiving? I never said nipples ! _____________________
YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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10-20-2004 14:29
Does SL have a confessional yet?
Can I be the priest? I cant wait to here some of these stories! |
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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10-20-2004 15:06
Oddy enough I am a priest!
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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10-20-2004 15:07
I really am!
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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10-20-2004 15:08
I SWEAR TO GOD! haha.
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 15:11
No eres un padre, tu eres el diablo! JAJAJAJJAA!
Bless me father for I have sinned. _____________________
Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. |
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Tikki Kerensky
Insane critter
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 687
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10-20-2004 15:18
No eres un padre, tu eres el diablo! JAJAJAJJAA! Bless me father for I have sinned. Kneel before me, my child. ^_- _____________________
Pudding takes away the pain, the pain of not having pudding.
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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10-20-2004 15:26
Tempting, TikTik. Very tempting!
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