An open letter to <people in power> about <hot button issue>

<Reminds Cris that I am a lawyer and that I can do or say anything I want!>

<thinking about another thread that actually refers to the original thread..having to thank Beau for making me so much...(well on the expense of the post afterwards...but funny as hell anyway)>

<off topic post about how the comedy X-files episodes were hilarious>

I <insert name here> endorse this product and/or service.

<shakes hand at Zeeman, IT DOESN'T WORK! I dragged 5 people out there and we were all standing around like dopes, "Start Game" "start game" "START GAME!!!!!">

<General demainding that the lindens close this thread>

<Flame shot towards Lance for demanding something of LL, along with an off-topic insult directed in Lance's direction which possible could be a TOS violation>

<copies and pastes half the TOS and expects everyone to find where he violated the rules>

<repost of original rant answering the same question previously asked by four posters five pages ago, adding some flash of lewd words>

Post edited by Robin Linden for explicit language.

<nominates Robin Linden for best Linden Edit of a post>

Also I'd like to add <long rant about pants>, and thats the secret of the universe.

<offers a a high prim colonic>

<offers a a high prim colonic>

<post about the ranters who post twice and don't have the decency to at least change the text of the duplicate post to cover up their mistake.>

<lengthy post *expletive deleted* inquiring as to why *expletive deleted* would care if *expletive deleted* posts as many duplicate posts as *expletive deleted* wants.>





edit: who the heck deleted my expletives?

<post about the people who rant about the ranters who post twice and don't have the decency to at least change the text of the duplicate post to cover up their mistake.>

<bump from dead for no other purpose than to stir controversy>

Two weeks later, thread is revived from the dead with this post:

<I would like to apply for the land for the landless, please. Do you gots any waterfront left?>

<expletive deleted><expletive deleted> rants on about people who hijack threads and can't post where they are supposed to.

<some post containing dreaded religious convictions and morals from yours truly, who is viewed as a religious bigot and a prostelytizer....>

<post that is either supporting Jon or making fun of him, not clear which>

<snide and condescending smart arsed comment intended to refuel the debate. In other words, a troll. >

-AP

<Obligatory post from a complete SL noob that knows nothing of the group dynamics or community, yet feels qualified by her long years of <insert subject experience> to comment at length on <insert original hot button issue> despite the fact that no one would bother reading the post of a noob with run-on sentences to a thread that is weeks old and only recently dredged from the oblivion of page 47.>

<Obligatory name despite said name being to the left of the post>

<Obligatory P.S. about unrealted topic that was mentioned on page <insert page number> by <insert offending poster> and dismissed by anyone with a brain immediately, eyt must be commented upon.>

<Obligatory P.P.S. stating that she hoped the use of the term <insert offending term> wasn't offensive and please don't flame me for being a noob.>


edited for grammar and spelling despite the continued presence of grammar and spelling.

<Obligatory followup post by complete SL noob addressing <insert poster>'s comment from page <insert page number> about <hot button issue> and the <knee jerk reaction> because she just now went back AFTER commenting and actually read the thread and thus now must clarify the above position on <insert hot button issue> despite the fact that no one has even read her post or would ever care what she thought anyway.>

<Obligatory name of poster, despite said name being to the left of the post>

<Obligatory P.S. apologizing for her excessive use of P.Ss at the end of nearly every post.>

edited for spelling despite spelling mistakes remaining

edited for clarity despite continued vagueness

edited to rewrite entire post after deleting the post for fear of offending, then re-posting the post before anyone saw it was deleted and changing the entire tone of the post to be no more or less offensive than before but with less of a clear point.

<cant wait to see his toast pop up- there it goes! (Sweet, it was all worth it!)>

<obligatory declaration of popcorn-noshing while reading this thread>