An open letter to <people in power> about <hot button issue>

<stumbles in bleary eyed, I think I'm in the wrong room, please excuse this intrusion>

<Posts seconding Eggy's nomination of Andrew>

<Neg Rates Andrew 5 times for not getting <hot-button-issue> and <highly-demanded-feature> in <last released version>>

<posts link to George Clooney profile from IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/ >

<mentions <animal that makes Huns mad>>

<steals <edible food item made of 3/4 cup Butter, 1/4 cup Lard, 1 cup White Sugar, 1 cup Brown Sugar, 2 Eggs, 1 tsp Vanilla, 2 cup Unbleached Flour, 1 tsp Baking Soda, 1 tsp Salt, 1 tsp Baking Powder, 12 oz Milk Chocolate Chips (one bag), 4-6oz Finely Grated Chocolate Bar>>

<inflamed ad hominem attack at lordfly's misspelling of his home country>

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*edited for gramer and speling

<impassioned plea to delete the entire thread>

<Dry and witty post of "Cry Me A River">

<hearty thank you to oz for the brilliant summation; symapathy to eggh after lordfly's abhorant attack on him; full agreement with pituca just to let everyone know that i read her post before she removed the text; long dissertation of the pros & cons of deleting threads>

<indignant paragraph about having threads deleted prior to them being read by everyone!>

*edits post for misspelling and bans smartass from my land!

<snide post reminding previous poster than unless she is broke, it is indignant not indigent>

<incredibly rude remark about personal hygiene and previous poster>

<post lamenting the rapid descent into personal attacks. Also includes word loon again for good measure.

<post thanking Khamon for being fast enough to read my post before the higher-ups deleted it>



*edit for spel-chik

<calls <person-who-you-know-who> and <other-person-who-you-know-who> both <awfull-and-terrible-word-that-would-make-your-mom-cry>'s even though they have not posted in this thread yet>

<Repeat statement about leaving in a huff, while announcing that George does play and is on my side, as is every single Linden who has ever spoken to me, simply because they did speak to me.>

<Vague accusation about <major foe>'s sexuality>

<inserts variant of "This is just a game" statement>
<Advices all to relax|cool down|dance the funky chicken>

<Threatens to call the CIA, FBI, local police and governor of KY in order to have justice served. Logs out of forum, knowing that every poster is shaking in his/her shoes at above threat.>

<tells "you know who" not be be a loon, there are enough looney toons.>

<inserts rant about why life was better in Beta>

<playing sound bite*.....OK Trolley....its time for some make
believe.......<ding ding>........>

<flashback post completely off-topic listing all of George Clooney's movies where he actually looked scrumptious in them.>

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*edited for possible profanity.

*edited for possible slander.

*edited for possible stupidity.

<delayed response to poster who hates long signature lines because of flame war with said loon about size of bird brains taken to IM>

<ends post with a stupendously LONG (at least 19 lines of text) and flaming signature line about the size of loon's male membrane and why a bird's brain is rather small.>
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<statement about having not having the time to read such a long thread followed by lengthy opinion on points already covered by previous posts.>

<outraged posting that Lynn Lippmann called my house, then later editing post once I remembered I gave her my number>

<Inserts complete highjack of thread, demanding the thread's subject be changed to peoples thoughts on the mating habits of the 17 year cicada, and their effect on politics in DC when they all start buzzing at once>

<Demands that a Linden ANSWER ME NOW!>

<Contends that these droning insects are driving me MAD!>