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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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07-14-2005 16:42
Being a superhero I get to roll 3,500 d6 to use my rectal photon blast against you...
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Ok, 1s cancel 6's, that 5 is a 2... add em up... hmm thats 4 points of stun damage... and.... nothing else... Oh but I knocked you back 720 feet (you don't have superhuman mass do you?')
Siggy.
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Foulcault Mechanique
Father Cheesemonkey
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 557
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07-14-2005 16:54
From: Garoad Kuroda Oh, good topic.
*pushes someone else off soapbox*
Hasn't anyone ever wondered why, in almost every RPG out there, when you kill some "monster" (i.e. generic baddy) ya always get X number of "gold pieces" or some other currency? I mean, really...what use for coins does an ORC, or a GOBLIN, or a TROLL really have anyway? Is there some kind of monster market-economy in action behind the scenes or something? Are there hidden underground shopping malls, crawling with goblins carrying currency filled purses, searching for the best deal they can possibly get on their new +1 Battle Axe or the coolest spell scroll of "kill human"? Could there possibly be, contrary to common sense and popular belief, an undead zombie version of Alan Greenspan in control of a Monster Reserve System? I personally find it hard to imagine, but might there be --(hidden among all the monster hideouts that have been player-ravaged and stripped dry of all valuables)--an entire secret Monster Stock Market, where vampires, dragons, and demons buy and sell shares of "Insta Respawn Inc." or "McGorebladz's Human Burgers"?
I know, it's hard to imagine...but look at the evidence!!! Is there any doubt? Actually I have an answer for half of that but won't go there. WHAT I WANT TO KNOW is how do those small creatures that have no form like slimes, ghost, etc. HOW DO THEY CARRY BATTLEAXES 10X THIER SIZE. That's like shoving a missle up where the sun don't shine.
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Foulcault Mechanique
Father Cheesemonkey
Join date: 28 Mar 2005
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07-14-2005 16:55
From: Siggy Romulus Being a superhero I get to roll 3,500 d6 to use my rectal photon blast against you...
******CLATTTTTTTERRRR*******
Ok, 1s cancel 6's, that 5 is a 2... add em up... hmm thats 4 points of stun damage... and.... nothing else... Oh but I knocked you back 720 feet (you don't have superhuman mass do you?')
Siggy. No but you don't like what you feel....I'm an ooze master...you just punched through snot. LMAO
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Foulcault "Keep telling yourself that and someday you just might believe it." "Every Technomage knows the 14 words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one. "Hello"" Galen from Babylon 5 Crusade From: Jeska Linden I'm moving this over to Off-Topic for further Pez ruminations.
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Arcadia Codesmith
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Join date: 8 Dec 2004
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07-15-2005 06:23
From: Foulcault Mechanique WHAT I WANT TO KNOW is how do those small creatures that have no form like slimes, ghost, etc. HOW DO THEY CARRY BATTLEAXES 10X THIER SIZE. That's like shoving a missle up where the sun don't shine. And if the Evil Lich Lord of the Underbelly has a ring that grants wishes in his treasure trove, why doesn't he use it to wish your ass into the depths of hell instead of letting himself get chopped up into rotten hamburger? 'Specially if he has an intellegence rating of "genius"? |
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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07-15-2005 09:31
Worst RPG secion you ever had?
We were playing a White Wolf WOD cross over game. I was a Mage. My wife was playing a Vampire. I had been hurt that out was cunconis and she feed me some blood. The GM said it turned me in to a Vampire. Well I said ok I go meet the sun the next night. Well my Best friend’s (who was working) wife and her sister were like why? I said simply my charter would not go for losing his magic. The GM was ok. The two females got mad and started asking why I had no problem taking blood. I said my Charter and the GM has no problem with it so case closed. Well they started to yell at me. Well any one that really knows me that is a bad call. They were in my house yelling at me about something that is none of there business. Well I kicked them out. Telling them, “You two are to stupid to even understand that it is my Charter and I can do with it as I fit and that if you are One with Avatar as I am (level 5 Avatar Background) you would go NUTS losing that touch and I fell he would go meet the sun, now get out and don’t come back.” Well my best friend got a call from his night job of his wife balling. Next morning I was on my way to go to work walked out to my car and there he was. Asking me what the fuck. Took the day off to sit down and tell him what happened. It almost came to a fight at the end he was like, “What a stupid bitch”.
Game never started up again, it had gone on for 4 months with out a problem. We added the two sisters and played for 2 weeks and it then ended. I almost lost my best friend. I have never really talked to her after that. We tolerat each other for my Best friend. And he is thinking about leaving her because of things like that, it was the start of her going off on others he is her new target for every little thing.
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
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07-15-2005 09:33
From: Arcadia Codesmith And if the Evil Lich Lord of the Underbelly has a ring that grants wishes in his treasure trove, why doesn't he use it to wish your ass into the depths of hell instead of letting himself get chopped up into rotten hamburger? 'Specially if he has an intellegence rating of "genius"? Easy! My have been a genus but it was conceded and didn’t think you were really a threat. When it finally thought you were it was to late. 
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Camille Serpentine
Eater of the Dead
Join date: 6 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,236
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07-15-2005 09:54
I once knew a guy who had every gurps, D&D, etc. book immaginable...
Was a huge collection...
He was so proud!
and where did he keep it?
spread in piles over every bit of floorspace in the living room reeking of cat pee....
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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07-15-2005 10:15
From: Camille Serpentine I once knew a guy who had every gurps, D&D, etc. book immaginable...
Was a huge collection...
He was so proud!
and where did he keep it?
spread in piles over every bit of floorspace in the living room reeking of cat pee....  that is just soooooooooooooo sick. I mean your proud then let your cat pee on them? OK I am sick now. Thanks.
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