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Cindy Claveau
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06-10-2005 13:28
From: Ursula Madison
As the Bard once said:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." :D

Billy Joel? :)
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
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06-10-2005 13:33
Who is the BOB guy any ways? Is he the Bob from the Baha'i Faith?
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Garoad Kuroda
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06-10-2005 13:52
From: Lupo Clymer
Who is the BOB guy any ways? Is he the Bob from the Baha'i Faith?


http://www.subgenius.com/slaq.htm
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
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06-11-2005 06:38
Of course, we all know the one god who can melt all others to jelly. As is written in scripture:

History shows again and again
how nature points out the folly of ma-an...

GODZILLA!
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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06-11-2005 11:57
I think you all have missed the point. While Cthulhu is certainly a formidable deity, we all know who is the baddest of the bad. Watch out! Bert is coming--and, boy, is he mad!
Icon Serpentine
punk in drublic
Join date: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 858
06-11-2005 13:27
From: David Valentino
Come now...we all know who the real god is...


I really enjoy the stern face.

It's not liberty! It's conquest!
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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06-11-2005 13:32
Lovecraft created Cthulhu and Stephen King created Lovecraft, so given that hierarchy, I worship Randall Flagg.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
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06-11-2005 20:15
Bert does look pretty badass there but I think I'm gonna have to side with the giant one with the big teeth and X-ray breath...call me crazy, but..!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 402
06-11-2005 21:22
From: Torley Torgeson
Lovecraft created Cthulhu and Stephen King created Lovecraft, so given that hierarchy, I worship Randall Flagg.


Hrm...either you've got your continuity tangled or Stephen King eventually breaks free of linear time...and fathers his own greatest influence...that's gotta mess with the continuuwutzit.

This is how Godzilla happens, people. Weren't you listening to the song? :mad:
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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06-12-2005 00:44
From: Vudu Suavage
Hrm...either you've got your continuity tangled or Stephen King eventually breaks free of linear time...and fathers his own greatest influence...that's gotta mess with the continuuwutzit.

This is how Godzilla happens, people. Weren't you listening to the song? :mad:


Oh no, there goes Tokyo?
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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06-13-2005 09:05
From: Torley Torgeson
Lovecraft created Cthulhu and Stephen King created Lovecraft, so given that hierarchy, I worship Randall Flagg.


What? Lovecraft was alive in the 1920's way before King was alive what are you talking about??
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Lupo Clymer
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06-13-2005 09:06
From: Garoad Kuroda
Pfft. The followers of BOB are clearly the majority here, so everyone else should convert immediately. ("or else";)


Nope Bob is not the majority here.
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Garoad Kuroda
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06-14-2005 00:12
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! NON-BELIEVERS!!! YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!


"Bob" loves the Superior Abnormal. Yes, Slackful is he who GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the MIBS. He waits with a GRIN for Ragnarok and meanwhile is BELOVED of the Xists because he has PAID HIS DUES! You DESERVE Slack! Because the enslackened Mass Short-Term Marriage, like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"! The Abnormal One in a Million knows that his foes are the black-suited killers who worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The MIBS will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They do not GET it, they never will. They are disgusting! And "Pils" too! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Ursula Madison
Chewbacca is my co-pilot
Join date: 31 Jul 2004
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06-14-2005 01:47
From: Torley Torgeson
Lovecraft created Cthulhu and Stephen King created Lovecraft, so given that hierarchy, I worship Randall Flagg.

Obviously, as a time traveller, Torley at some point in the future took/will take Stephen King back to August of 1890. There, King created/will create H.P. Lovecraft out of spare robot parts and a smattering of Poe's DNA (which she nabbed/will nab at an earlier/later point). That creation gave/will give Lovecraft the inspiration for Herbert West: Re-Animator.

Really, Lupo and Vudu... I'm surprised this didn't occur to either of you, its all perfectly simple. :D
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
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06-14-2005 06:55
From: Ursula Madison
Obviously, as a time traveller, Torley at some point in the future took/will take Stephen King back to August of 1890. There, King created/will create H.P. Lovecraft out of spare robot parts and a smattering of Poe's DNA (which she nabbed/will nab at an earlier/later point). That creation gave/will give Lovecraft the inspiration for Herbert West: Re-Animator.

Really, Lupo and Vudu... I'm surprised this didn't occur to either of you, its all perfectly simple. :D


I know that King is really the Doctor but I didn’t think it was conman knowledge about him and his tartus. I didn’t want to tell every one. And get it right he tired/will try and make a Human version of K9 and in doing so will make Lovecraft.
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Ursula Madison
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06-14-2005 09:52
From: Lupo Clymer
I know that King is really the Doctor but I didn’t think it was conman knowledge about him and his tartus. I didn’t want to tell every one. And get it right he tired/will try and make a Human version of K9 and in doing so will make Lovecraft.

I have no idea what conman knowledge or a tartus is, but I think you just called me a liar. :mad:

Meet me at the Battle of Hastings in 1066, if you dare!! ;)
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
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06-14-2005 09:58
From: Ursula Madison
I have no idea what conman knowledge or a tartus is, but I think you just called me a liar. :mad:

Meet me at the Battle of Hastings in 1066, if you dare!! ;)


OK I will be in the English Police Box.
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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
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06-14-2005 10:46
From: Ursula Madison
Obviously, as a time traveller, Torley at some point in the future took/will take Stephen King back to August of 1890. There, King created/will create H.P. Lovecraft out of spare robot parts and a smattering of Poe's DNA (which she nabbed/will nab at an earlier/later point). That creation gave/will give Lovecraft the inspiration for Herbert West: Re-Animator.

Really, Lupo and Vudu... I'm surprised this didn't occur to either of you, its all perfectly simple. :D


I believe I was the first to point out that King must eventually break free of linear time to create his own chief influence. I maintain, however, that he will achieve this end the old-fashioned way, by getting Mrs. Lovecraft drunk. The only futuristic technologies involved will be a portable record-player and a Barry White album.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
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06-14-2005 11:12
From: Ursula Madison
Obviously, as a time traveller, Torley at some point in the future took/will take Stephen King back to August of 1890. There, King created/will create H.P. Lovecraft out of spare robot parts and a smattering of Poe's DNA (which she nabbed/will nab at an earlier/later point). That creation gave/will give Lovecraft the inspiration for Herbert West: Re-Animator.

Really, Lupo and Vudu... I'm surprised this didn't occur to either of you, its all perfectly simple. :D


Really, you make it SO clear. Thanxaroonie!!!
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Lupo Clymer
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06-14-2005 11:54
Howard Phillips Lovecraft:
The Life of a Gentleman of Providence
HOWARD PHILLIPS LOVECRAFT was born at 9 a.m. on August 20, 1890, at his family home at 454 (then numbered 194) Angell Street in Providence, Rhode Island. His mother was Sarah Susan Phillips Lovecraft, who could trace her ancestry to the arrival of George Phillips to Massachusetts in 1630. His father was Winfield Scott Lovecraft, a traveling salesman for Gorham & Co., Silversmiths, of Providence. When Lovecraft was three his father suffered a nervous breakdown in a hotel room in Chicago and was brought back to Butler Hospital, where he remained for five years before dying on July 19, 1898. Lovecraft was apparently informed that his father was paralyzed and comatose during this period, but the surviving evidence suggests that this was not the case; it is nearly certain that Lovecraft’s father died of paresis, a form of neurosyphilis.
With the death of Lovecraft’s father, the upbringing of the boy fell to his mother, his two aunts, and especially his grandfather, the prominent industrialist Whipple Van Buren Phillips. Lovecraft was a precocious youth: he was reciting poetry at age two, reading at age three, and writing at age six or seven. His earliest enthusiasm was for the Arabian Nights, which he read by the age of five; it was at this time that he adapted the pseudonym of “Abdul Alhazred,” who later became the author of the mythical Necronomicon. The next year, however, his Arabian interests were eclipsed by the discovery of Greek mythology, gleaned through Bulfinch’s Age of Fable and through children’s versions of the Iliad and Odyssey. Indeed his earliest surviving literary work, “The Poem of Ulysses” (1897), is a paraphrase of the Odyssey in 88 lines of internally rhyming verse. But Lovecraft had by this time already discovered weird fiction, and his first story, the non-extant “The Noble Eavesdropper,” may date to as early as 1896. His interest in the weird was fostered by his grandfather, who entertained Lovecraft with off-the-cuff weird tales in the Gothic mode.
As a boy Lovecraft was somewhat lonely and suffered from frequent illnesses, many of them apparently psychological. His attendance at the Slater Avenue School was sporadic, but Lovecraft was soaking up much information through independent reading. At about the age of eight he discovered science, first chemistry, then astronomy. He began to produce hectographed journals, The Scientific Gazette (1899-1907) and The Rhode Island Journal of Astronomy (1903-07), for distribution amongst his friends. When he entered Hope Street High School, he found both his teachers and peers congenial and encouraging, and he developed a number of long-lasting friendships with boys of his age. Lovecraft’s first appearance in print occurred in 1906, when he wrote a letter on an astronomical matter to The Providence Sunday Journal. Shortly thereafter he began writing a monthly astronomy column for The Pawtuxet Valley Gleaner, a rural paper; he later wrote columns for The Providence Tribune (1906-08) and The Providence Evening News (1914-18), as well as The Asheville (N.C.) Gazette-News (1915).
In 1904 the death of Lovecraft’s grandfather, and the subsequent mismanagement of his property and affairs, plunged Lovecraft’s family into severe financial difficulties. Lovecraft and his mother were forced to move out of their lavish Victorian home into cramped quarters at 598 Angell Street. Lovecraft was devastated by the loss of his birthplace, and apparently contemplated suicide, as he took long bicycle rides and looked wistfully at the watery depths of the Barrington River. But the thrill of learning banished those thoughts. In 1908, however, just prior to his graduation from high school, he suffered a nervous breakdown that compelled him to leave school without a diploma; this fact, and his consequent failure to enter Brown University, were sources of great shame to Lovecraft in later years, in spite of the fact that he was one of the most formidable autodidacts of his time. From 1908 to 1913 Lovecraft was a virtual hermit, doing little save pursuing his astronomical interests and his poetry writing. During this whole period Lovecraft was thrown into an unhealthily close relationship with his mother, who was still suffering from the trauma of her husband’s illness and death, and who developed a pathological love-hate relationship with her son.
Lovecraft emerged from his hermitry in a very peculiar way. Having taken to reading the early “pulp” magazines of the day, he became so incensed at the insipid love stories of one Fred Jackson in The Argosy that he wrote a letter, in verse, attacking Jackson. This letter was published in 1913, and evoked a storm of protest from Jackson’s defenders. Lovecraft engaged in a heated debate in the letter column of The Argosy and its associated magazines, Lovecraft’s responses being almost always in rollicking heroic couplets reminiscent of Dryden and Pope. This controversy was noted by Edward F. Daas, President of the United Amateur Press Association (UAPA), a group of amateur writers from around the country who wrote and published their own magazines. Daas invited Lovecraft to join the UAPA, and Lovecraft did so in early 1914. Lovecraft published thirteen issues of his own paper, The Conservative (1915-23), as well as contributing poetry and essays voluminously to other journals. Later Lovecraft became President and Official Editor of the UAPA, and also served briefly as President of the rival National Amateur Press Association (NAPA). This entire experience may well have saved Lovecraft from a life of unproductive reclusiveness; as he himself once said: “In 1914, when the kindly hand of amateurdom was first extended to me, I was as close to the state of vegetation as any animal well can be...With the advent of the United I obtained a renewal to live; a renewed sense of existence as other than a superfluous weight; and found a sphere in which I could feel that my efforts were not wholly futile. For the first time I could imagine that my clumsy gropings after art were a little more than faint cries lost in the unlistening world.”
It was in the amateur world that Lovecraft recommenced the writing of fiction, which he had abandoned in 1908. W. Paul Cook and others, noting the promise shown in such early tales as “The Beast in the Cave” (1905) and “The Alchemist” (1908), urged Lovecraft to pick up his fictional pen again. This Lovecraft did, writing “The Tomb” and “Dagon” in quick succession in the summer of 1917. Thereafter Lovecraft kept up a steady if sparse flow of fiction, although until at least 1922 poetry and essays were still his dominant mode of literary expression. Lovecraft also became involved in an ever-increasing network of correspondence with friends and associates, and he eventually became one of the greatest and most prolific letter-writers of the century.
Lovecraft’s mother, her mental and physical condition deteriorating, suffered a nervous breakdown in 1919 and was admitted to Butler Hospital, whence, like her husband, she would never emerge. Her death on May 24, 1921, however was the result of a bungled gall bladder operation. Lovecraft was shattered by the loss of his mother, but in a few weeks had recovered enough to attend an amateur journalism convention in Boston on July 4, 1921. It was on this occasion that he first met the woman who would become his wife. Sonia Haft Greene was a Russian Jew seven years Lovecraft’s senior, but the two seemed, at least initially, to find themselves very congenial. Lovecraft visited Sonia in her Brooklyn apartment in 1922, and the news of their marriage on March 3, 1924, was not entirely a surprise to their friends; but it may have been to Lovecraft’s two aunts, Lillian D. Clark and Annie E. Phillips Gamwell, who were notified only by letter after the ceremony had taken place. Lovecraft moved into Sonia’s apartment in Brooklyn, and initial prospects for the couple seemed good: Lovecraft had gained a foothold as a professional writer by the acceptance of several of his early stories by Weird Tales, the celebrated pulp magazine founded in 1923; Sonia had a successful hat shop on Fifth Avenue in New York.
But troubles descended upon the couple almost immediately: the hat shop went bankrupt, Lovecraft turned down the chance to edit a companion magazine to Weird Tales (which would have necessitated his move to Chicago), and Sonia’s health gave way, forcing her to spend time in a New Jersey sanitarium. Lovecraft attempted to secure work, but few were willing to hire a thirty-four-year-old-man with no job experience. On January 1, 1925, Sonia went to Cleveland to take up a job there, and Lovecraft moved into a single apartment near the seedy Brooklyn area called Red Hook.
Although Lovecraft had many friends in New York—Frank Belknap Long, Rheinhart Kleiner, Samuel Loveman—he became increasingly depressed by his isolation and the masses of “foreigners” in the city. His fiction turned from the nostalgic (“The Shunned House” (1924) is set in Providence) to the bleak and misanthropic (“The Horror at Red Hook” and “He” (both 1924) lay bare his feelings for New York). Finally, in early 1926, plans were made for Lovecraft to return to the Providence he missed so keenly. But where did Sonia fit into these plans? No one seemed to know, least of all Lovecraft. Although he continued to profess his affection for her, he acquiesced when his aunts barred her from coming to Providence to start a business; their nephew could not be tainted by the stigma of a tradeswoman wife. The marriage was essentially over, and a divorce in 1929 was inevitable.
When Lovecraft returned to Providence on April 17, 1926, settling at 10 Barnes Street north of Brown University, it was not to bury himself away as he had done in the 1908-13 period; rather, the last ten years of his life were the time of his greatest flowering, both as a writer and as a human being. His life was relatively uneventful—he traveled widely to various antiquarian sites around the eastern seaboard (Quebec, New England, Philadelphia, Charleston, St. Augustine); he wrote his greatest fiction, from “The Call of Cthulhu” (1926) to At the Mountains of Madness (1931) to “The Shadow out of Time” (1934-35); and he continued his prodigiously vast correspondence—but Lovecraft had found his niche as a New England writer of weird fiction and as a general man of letters. He nurtured the careers of many young writers (August Derleth, Donald Wandrei, Robert Bloch, Fritz Leiber); he became concerned with political and economic issues, as the Great Depression led him to support Roosevelt and become a moderate socialist; and he continued absorbing knowledge on a wide array of subjects, from philosophy to literature to history to architecture.
The last two or three years of his life, however, were filled with hardship. In 1932 his beloved aunt, Mrs. Clark, died, and he moved into quarters at 66 College Street, right behind the John Hay Library, with his other aunt Mrs. Gamwell in 1933. (This house has now been moved to 65 Prospect Street.) His later stories, increasingly lengthy and complex, became difficult to sell, and he was forced to support himself largely through the “revision” or ghost-writing of stories, poetry, and nonfictions works. In 1936 the suicide of Robert E. Howard, one of his closest correspondents, left him confused and saddened. By this time the illness that would cause his own death—cancer of the intestine—had already progressed so far that little could be done to treat it. Lovecraft attempted to carry on in increasing pain through the winter of 1936-37, but was finally compelled to enter Jane Brown Memorial Hospital on March 10, 1937, where he died five days later. He was buried on March 18 at the Phillips family plot at Swan Point Cemetery.
It is likely that, as he saw death approaching, Lovecraft envisioned the ultimate oblivion of his work: he had never had a true book published in his lifetime (aside, perhaps, from the crudely issued The Shadow over Innsmouth [1936]), and his stories, essays, and poems were scattered in a bewildering number of amateur or pulp magazines. But the friendships that he had forged merely by correspondence held him in good stead: August Derleth and Donald Wandrei were determined to preserve Lovecraft’s stories in the dignity of a hardcover book, and formed the publishing firm of Arkham House initially to publish Lovecraft’s work; they issued The Outsider and Others in 1939. Many other volumes followed from Arkham House, and eventually Lovecraft’s work became available in paperback and was translated into a dozen languages. Today, at the centennial of his birth, his stories are available in textually corrected editions, his essays, poems, and letters are widely available, and many scholars have probed the depths and complexities of his work and thought. Much remains to be done in the study of Lovecraft, but it is safe to say that, thanks to the intrinsic merit of his own work and to the diligence of his associates and supporters, Lovecraft has gained a small but unassailable niche in the canon of American and world literature.
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06-14-2005 22:01
Godzilla could assail his niche. Assail his niche into radioactive rubble.
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Garoad Kuroda
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06-14-2005 22:03
The Superior Abnormal instinctively KNOWS how the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius EVOLVING ever faster and faster is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. PRAISE the SubGenius! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the very image of the divinely IMperfect Dobbshead - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the witless "Bobbies" - has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and cries out "OR KILL ME!" Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! Don't let the Mediocretins drag you down, brethern! They BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they are DOOMED! And they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! They will run like RATS with no place to go! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Cage Rats oppress the Abnormal One in a Million like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They CANNOT BE HELPED.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Echinacea Wallaby
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06-21-2005 09:06
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