Worship of the true GOD.
I see many going to church and worshiping food. I see people going naked and dancing to worship food. Give your self to the one true GOD.
IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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06-07-2005 13:36
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
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06-07-2005 14:42
LOL!! Cute! I have the large version of him on my desk at work.
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"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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06-07-2005 15:15
Everyone knows Eris is the one true God.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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06-07-2005 21:39
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 402
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06-07-2005 22:06
does "fhtagn" mean plush?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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06-07-2005 22:35
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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06-08-2005 01:09
OMG! Flashbacks from my youth, my bro had Bob plastered ALL over his forking walls at home and had an obsession with the number 23, he even freaked me out in a Bob mask once. THANKS ALOT DUDE!!! _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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06-08-2005 01:11
Your God is dead. And no one cares. And if there is a Hell, I'll see you there.
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discordia Sandgrain
Recluse Builder
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 25
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06-08-2005 03:10
Don't flatter our Lady too much ... you know what happens when she gets too much attention!
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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06-08-2005 12:38
does "fhtagn" mean plush? No it is the word to wake the one true god so he can eat you and your god! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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06-08-2005 19:56
I ate Cthulhu for breakfast. Sorry. *burp*
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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06-08-2005 20:12
 Long Live Oderus Urungus! _____________________
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Alex Lumiere
Registered User
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 228
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06-09-2005 01:30
I think Mark Twain said, "Hell is where all the interesting people are".
Sometimes I say to myself, "do I really want to spend an Eternity with all the people that are supposedly entitled to go to Heaven? The self-righteous, the intolerant, the boring?" hmmmm... This isn't to say that everyone in Heaven would be that way, but....hmmmmm.... |
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Ursula Madison
Chewbacca is my co-pilot
Join date: 31 Jul 2004
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06-09-2005 01:38
As the Bard once said:
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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06-09-2005 01:46
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." And Heaven only has one sexual (and employment) position. _____________________
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
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06-09-2005 05:49
Your God is dead. And no one cares. And if there is a Hell, I'll see you there. The inscriptions read thus: PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN which roughly translates (in our small, mammal brains) as "In his house at R'lyeh Great Cthulhu lies dreaming." So He's not dead... he's just sleeping... and when he awakens who will be eaten first? "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." ~ The Call of Cthulhu (1926) ~ H.P. Lovecraft IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! -Ghoti _____________________
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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06-09-2005 06:15
The inscriptions read thus: PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN which roughly translates (in our small, mammal brains) as "In his house at R'lyeh Great Cthulhu lies dreaming." So He's not dead... he's just sleeping... and when he awakens who will be eaten first? "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." ~ The Call of Cthulhu (1926) ~ H.P. Lovecraft IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! -Ghoti I will go first! _____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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06-10-2005 00:48
Pfft. The followers of BOB are clearly the majority here, so everyone else should convert immediately. ("or else"
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Vudu Suavage
Feral Twisted Torus
Join date: 27 Jul 2004
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06-10-2005 08:36
But BOB is a satirical web-based deity while Cthulhu is a horrific literary deity. Paper covers stone.
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
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06-10-2005 09:04
Come now...we all know who the real god is...
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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06-10-2005 10:04
Come now...we all know who the real god is... No No that is just a minion of Cutuhlu! _____________________
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Mickey Valentino
Disciple of the Watch
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
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06-10-2005 10:46
I thought this was going to be a post about Yahweh!
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--Gerry Spence These are very sad times to be an American but where is the rage among the citizenry? Where are the flag wavers who so laud the freedoms symbolized by a flag and written by quill pens in our constitution? Why are we not rallying in the streets against this sort of attrocity? Why because we are gluttonous lazy bastards who say it won't happen to me so who cares. --Ishtar Pasteur |
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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06-10-2005 12:02
I thought this was going to be a post about Yahweh! Come on Cthulhu would eat Yahweh! _____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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06-10-2005 13:13
But BOB is a satirical web-based deity while Cthulhu is a horrific literary deity. Paper covers stone. How dare you call BOB satirical! BOB knows all! _____________________
BTW
WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
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Cthulhu For President The Dawning of a New Era
06-10-2005 13:26
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil? I am dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils? http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/index.html IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN! _____________________
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