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The "What If" thread.

Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
05-31-2005 12:36
What if 1+1=3?
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
05-31-2005 12:38
What if 2 wasn't?
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Joseph Proudfoot
Proud Tsalagi
Join date: 2 Sep 2004
Posts: 234
05-31-2005 12:45
What if Superman and Mighty Mouse had a fist fight?
Nala Galatea
Pink Dragon Kung-Fu
Join date: 12 Nov 2003
Posts: 335
05-31-2005 12:46
What if I was normal and well-adjusted?

:eek:
Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
05-31-2005 12:51
What if a giant space worm ate the sun and left a turd in it's place?

(Would the "sun worshipers" become turd worshipers?)
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese, 1939 -
Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
05-31-2005 21:37
What if Second Life is the precursor to a Dyson sphere of the future? o.o
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
05-31-2005 21:39
From: Cid Jacobs
What if Second Life is the precursor to a Dyson sphere of the future? o.o

What if it's a rosette made of multiple Dyson spheres? :p

I read too much Larry Niven, so I couldn't resist! :)
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
06-01-2005 00:57
What if God really did exist?

What if God was a superhuman blackman from a far away solar system?

What if his spaceship had hydraulics and 20 inch rims?

What if Elvis really did die?

What if George W. Bush was eloquent?
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"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
06-01-2005 11:31
What if I wasn't loved? :(
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From: someone
Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast.
- The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
koolhand Koolhaas
Uncensored McGillicuty
Join date: 26 Nov 2004
Posts: 996
06-01-2005 11:39
What if David Lee Roth never left Van Halen?
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"A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." - Rudyard Kipling

"It's not who wants to sleep with you; it's who wants to sleep with you again." - David Lee Roth

"My body is what it is today 'cause of Mad Dog" - George W. Bush

"Kids are beautiful.... Who can forget the look in a child's eye when you take them out of your trunk" -- Dave Atell
Della Street
Lover of SL
Join date: 9 Aug 2004
Posts: 375
06-01-2005 12:19
What if drive up atm machines didn't come with braile, would blind drivers still be able to use them?
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
06-01-2005 12:46
What if there were no Second Life?
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~Mewz!~ :p
Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
06-01-2005 13:55
What if the sky was falling?
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
06-01-2005 14:08
What if I shoved a pencil up my butt?
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Arbel Vogel
Burstin' w/Fruit Flavor
Join date: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,155
06-01-2005 14:12
What if we could smell with our mouths, would we need a nose?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
06-01-2005 15:36
From: Schwanson Schlegel
What if I shoved a pencil up my butt?

What if Donald Trump offered you 1 million for that pencil?
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
06-01-2005 15:42
What if I found a button that turned off the universe? Would I push it?

























Bet your ass I would!
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
06-01-2005 15:46
From: Devlin Gallant
What if I found a button that turned off the universe? Would I push it?
Bet your ass I would!

Not MY universe you cherubic demon!

What if all cherubs suddenly expoded? (Diaper explosions do not count)
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
06-01-2005 16:20
From: Nolan Nash
What if Donald Trump offered you 1 million for that pencil?


What if I took the million, and started a rectal pencil insertion factory in a third world country?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
06-01-2005 17:50
From: Schwanson Schlegel
What if I took the million, and started a rectal pencil insertion factory in a third world country?

Traitor! :p
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
06-02-2005 11:24
WHAT IF THIS THREAD GETS LOCKED?

Well? :D
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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Edav Roark
Bounty Hunter
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 569
06-02-2005 13:18
What if there were no what ifs?
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
06-02-2005 19:52
What if yesterday's tomorrow never came? :eek:
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
06-03-2005 01:55
What if weed... umm.. oh nevermind... I forgot... ;)
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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
06-03-2005 01:57
What if Origa sang GITS: SAC's "Inner Universe" in Latin instead of Russian?
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