Don't think you'll get very far with forum sex, frankly. I got warned about the pg nature of the forums for describing whisking an egg.
You wisked eggy?

OMG Kris.

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07-27-2005 06:26
Don't think you'll get very far with forum sex, frankly. I got warned about the pg nature of the forums for describing whisking an egg. You wisked eggy? ![]() OMG Kris. ![]() _____________________
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Billy Grace
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07-27-2005 06:29
OOOooooOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAaaoooOOOOO, huh? Forum Sex? Dunno about that...I"m too busy licking chocolate off Billy an' Liona's er .... nvm. ![]() Left a lil behind mah ear Move along peeps... nuttin to see here... nuttin at all _____________________
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07-27-2005 06:30
You wisked eggy? ![]() OMG Kris. ![]() Kris has SUCH strong wrists ![]() _____________________
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07-27-2005 06:51
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Kris Ritter
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07-27-2005 07:13
that was HOT no! bake in a cool oven (80°C or 180°F) for 2 to 2½ hours. _____________________
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Liona Clio
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07-27-2005 07:35
no! bake in a cool oven (80°C or 180°F) for 2 to 2½ hours. Don't you have to let it rise before baking? _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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07-27-2005 07:37
Don't you have to let it rise before baking? Depends how hungry you are ![]() _____________________
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Madame Maracas
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07-27-2005 07:50
well I got "questioned" about earlobes the other day, so whipping an egg, or Eggy, doesn't surprise me. It's not like you were describing how to stuff sausage casings, the long tubes full of meat ...
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07-27-2005 07:57
All this talk about sex is making me hungry.... *pout* And lunch break's not for another two hours...
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Colette Meiji
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07-27-2005 08:02
hmm in response tho blaze's own admissions -
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07-27-2005 08:05
And watch himself? Now that's kinky!
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07-27-2005 08:55
Please stay on topic!
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07-27-2005 12:30
I have certain standards.
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Seldon Metropolitan
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07-27-2005 12:38
or very, very lonely.
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07-27-2005 12:56
unless the thread is in trouble. "A thread in trouble is a temporary thiiieeennnggg" (OK. I am out of control and obviously looking for some sort of intervention. ![]() |
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07-29-2005 05:15
I see you are all up to the same smarmy stuff!! Can't get a response outta most of ya unless some sort of sexual reference is in the thread!
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07-29-2005 10:14
Isn't that kinda screwy (sorry, HAD to), that killing for fun can be PG but the beautiful human act of creation (well it can be) is M?
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07-29-2005 10:24
Dunno about forum sex. But I was molested in Off-topic.
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07-29-2005 10:28
Isn't that kinda screwy (sorry, HAD to), that killing for fun can be PG but the beautiful human act of creation (well it can be) is M? Welcome to Bizarro World. Beating somebody to death with a baseball bat = wholesome entertainment; consensual sex = OMG IT'S THE END OF CIVILIZATION BURN IT! People are weird about sex. I'm weird about sex too, but in an experimental way. _____________________
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07-29-2005 10:50
Arcadia, if you have a bandwagon, lemme jump on it w/you! I'm a lover not a fighter! Well I'll fight if I have to but wouldn't a nice, soft kiss be nicer?
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07-29-2005 11:33
Arcadia, if you have a bandwagon, lemme jump on it w/you! I'm a lover not a fighter! Well I'll fight if I have to but wouldn't a nice, soft kiss be nicer? Mmmmm, it's a start. ![]() _____________________
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07-29-2005 11:39
Would a soft caress be a good follow up?
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07-29-2005 11:55
Would a soft caress be a good follow up? Only if you want to hear my heart rate double. Listen closely. Closer. Does the thread seem.... warmer, all of a sudden? _____________________
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07-29-2005 12:04
*pops in*
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