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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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06-13-2005 07:58
From: Issarlk Chatnoir These scientists are dumb ; the real explanation is that men who have cats don't need women or social interaction so much, because cats are so cool and beautiful and lovelly. There cats fill a large part of their need to be with beautiful things.
For women it's different: they subconsciously try to compete with the cat (in vain obviously), so they dress better, are more friendly and so on... LOL - Actually it's my husband who competes with the black cat (picture in thread). He calls him "Precious", because the first thing I do when I get home is look for the little bugger, praise him, pet him and feed him, all before I say a word to my husband generally.  If I'm out of town, I phone and ask to speak with "the cat" and my husband puts him on the phone.  If either cat demands something while I eating dinner, watching a show or even in SL, I drop what I'm doing and take care of kitty. If hubby demands another can of coke I tell him that he has two legs, go get it. Whereby, he points to "Precious" and says "but he has four and you got up for him". Prompting the onset of an hour or so of male pouting. He is just as goofy though about the female cat (the tabby in pictured in this thread). The way I see it, both of us have obviously been infected by the cat parasite, which in reality, cats spread so that they can make slaves of us all. Oh, and Precious says to tell you all that "Happiness is being owned by the cats". .
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Lupo Clymer
The Lost Pagan
Join date: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 778
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06-13-2005 12:26
OK I am getting my wife 30 more cats and I am staying away from them all!!
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Audrea Raine
Registered User
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 22
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06-14-2005 07:34
From: Rose Karuna LOL - Actually it's my husband who competes with the black cat (picture in thread). He calls him "Precious", because the first thing I do when I get home is look for the little bugger, praise him, pet him and feed him, all before I say a word to my husband generally. If I'm out of town, I phone and ask to speak with "the cat" and my husband puts him on the phone. If either cat demands something while I eating dinner, watching a show or even in SL, I drop what I'm doing and take care of kitty. If hubby demands another can of coke I tell him that he has two legs, go get it. Whereby, he points to "Precious" and says "but he has four and you got up for him". Prompting the onset of an hour or so of male pouting. He is just as goofy though about the female cat (the tabby in pictured in this thread). The way I see it, both of us have obviously been infected by the cat parasite, which in reality, cats spread so that they can make slaves of us all. Oh, and Precious says to tell you all that "Happiness is being owned by the cats". . LOL |
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Audrea Raine
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Join date: 30 Dec 2004
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06-14-2005 07:37
For that to be true wouldnt they have had to eat the cat? Or i know i bet thats where they got teh breathe sucking tales from they arent sucking breath they are breathing in some psycho breath fumes, I have always had cats since i was lil, come to think of it maybe thats why im so messed up, BUT i love my kitties and if it means i am gonna be messed up then so be it at least ill have low blood pressure in the process to craziness |