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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
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01-27-2005 09:38
I've decided I really hate paperwork and making job related phone calls. I just want to do the work, or win the lottery.
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David Lamoreaux
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katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
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01-27-2005 09:41
![]() My right ear has been bothering me a lot lately. I thought it might be infected. A couple of nights ago I took a look at it with a mirror, and plucked a big long hair that was growing inside of it. |
Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
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01-27-2005 10:11
For a few minutes this morning, I couldn't remember how to turn off the shower.
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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01-27-2005 10:18
Why does the Porridge Bird lay its eggs in the air ? I just discovered they're not eggs. Now I've got to wash my hair ! |
Della Street
Lover of SL
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01-27-2005 10:45
Hot wings and a tall glass of ice tea sure sounds good right now...yummy.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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01-27-2005 10:46
I was looking for a quarter and found some lint.
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
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01-27-2005 11:28
I was right about my button. It fell off and now I can't find it.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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01-27-2005 13:47
he gum I just popped in my mouth still has a small piece of foil on it and I just felt the foil scrape across a filling.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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01-27-2005 13:49
I am wearing socks with toes in
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*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3 |
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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01-27-2005 13:49
he gum I just popped in my mouth still has a small piece of foil on it and I just felt the foil scrape across a filling. ![]() ![]() And now THEY know where you are ![]() _____________________
YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net '
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people ! |
Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
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01-27-2005 13:54
I took too long to drink my metamucil and it got all gloppy.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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01-27-2005 16:34
I've had a big creme-filled candycane sitting on my desk for a month now because it looks good, but I refuse to eat it.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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01-28-2005 00:34
Creme-filled candy cane? Wow, that sounds delicious!
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Cosmo Drago
Pixel Dust Addict
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01-28-2005 02:48
My fruit is ripe.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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01-28-2005 03:23
My brie's almost ripe
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
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01-28-2005 03:49
my ladybug died
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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01-28-2005 04:05
my porridge went cold
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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01-28-2005 04:06
my shower cubicle is wet
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
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01-28-2005 04:08
I had to learn how to use Adobe Premiere, and assist a group of hormone raging students how to use it to, I barely survived
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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01-28-2005 04:11
I had to learn how to use Adobe Premiere, and assist a group of hormone raging students how to use it to, I barely survived You survived bare? _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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01-28-2005 04:11
eating porridge doesn't count toward getting your oats
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
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01-28-2005 04:13
eating porridge doesn't count toward getting your oats Darn, I knew I was going wrong somewhere. _____________________
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
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01-28-2005 04:14
I used to be a smoker. On one occasion I was walking along a crowded pavement (sidewalk) in London. I finished my cigarette, and, as I used to, flicked the dog-end (butt) up into the air. It spun around, described an arc, and then landed on the pavement about two yards in front of me resting upright, standing on its filter tip. I couldn't believe my eyes - I had just witnessed something so extraordinary it was probably the most unusual event of my life, and no one else even noticed.
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Lance LeFay
is a Thug
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01-28-2005 04:16
What is the "Breakfast Gravy"?!
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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01-28-2005 05:30
Once I squashed a wasp. I bent down to look and his little stinger was still moving. I touched it and was stung.
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