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It's summer, which means f*cking bugs on my screen

Lordfly Digeridoo
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05-30-2006 00:34
It's summer in SE Michigan, and that means tons of tiny fucking bugs flying all over me and my computer monitor.

As it's one of the light sources in the house, literally hundreds of gnats and other bugs fly to the screen and bounce all over it.

Is there any way to repel all bugs from my work area? It's pretty fucking aggravating to have tons of tiny flies flipping around your workspace.

I hate michigan.
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
05-30-2006 00:38
Bug Zapper!

It's also entertaining. :D

Sounds as bad as the spiders I get year-round. Those big brown hairy hunting spiders *shivers*
Starax Statosky
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Join date: 23 Dec 2003
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05-30-2006 00:42
<Moved to Technical Issues>


Along with all the other bug reports.
PetGirl Bergman
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Join date: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,414
05-30-2006 00:46
Move to my place and meet them al three: midgets, mosquitos and gnats:-)))

Sorry I have no solution more than a special made net at al windows plus special made things hang in the room(s) with a scent attracting the horrible ones... so the want to taste it lick it and then fasten at it...

(I am cruel grrr)..

/Tina - EXAKT loved by the mosquitos - they close to kill me every year... Bite me AL over..
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Eggy Lippmann
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05-30-2006 02:14
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
It's summer in SE Michigan, and that means tons of tiny fucking bugs flying all over me and my computer monitor.

As it's one of the light sources in the house, literally hundreds of gnats and other bugs fly to the screen and bounce all over it.

Is there any way to repel all bugs from my work area? It's pretty fucking aggravating to have tons of tiny flies flipping around your workspace.

Have you tried bathing? ;)
Candide LeMay
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Join date: 30 Dec 2004
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05-30-2006 02:47
Bathing? Before november? :confused:
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Devlin Gallant
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05-30-2006 05:32
I suggest hundreds of frogs in your work space. You can always wear ear plugs to drown out the croaking. :cool:
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Phoenix Psaltery
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05-30-2006 05:33
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
It's summer in SE Michigan, and that means tons of tiny fucking bugs flying all over me and my computer monitor.


Insect sex????? :confused:

P2
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Marcus Moreau
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Join date: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 602
05-30-2006 05:37
From: Phoenix Psaltery
Insect sex????? :confused:

P2


I was going to say the same thing, only some sort of odd insect-o-philia on top of his screen. A 9 for physical positioning I guess, but a 1 for gross..

MM
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Ghoti Nyak
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05-30-2006 05:42
Gnats suck! I dunno what to suggest as far as keeping them away goes... but if you think you have problems, try having an insect INSIDE your monitor! (watch the video!)

-Ghoti
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Briana Dawson
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05-30-2006 06:45
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
It's summer in SE Michigan, and that means tons of tiny fucking bugs flying all over me and my computer monitor.

As it's one of the light sources in the house, literally hundreds of gnats and other bugs fly to the screen and bounce all over it.

Is there any way to repel all bugs from my work area? It's pretty fucking aggravating to have tons of tiny flies flipping around your workspace.

I hate michigan.


It's called: Central Air :p

Briana Dawson
Amanda Majestic
Registered User
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 65
05-30-2006 07:14
try fly tapes. i know, theyre pretty gross, but they work. i live in sw michigan and have the same problem. just change it often - its not the best home decor lol
Tod69 Talamasca
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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05-30-2006 18:16
From: Amanda Majestic
try fly tapes. i know, theyre pretty gross, but they work. i live in sw michigan and have the same problem. just change it often - its not the best home decor lol


Not the best in Home Decor, but it makes the best midnight snack. Them thar bugz is full o' protein!! :D
Vares Solvang
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Woohoo!
05-30-2006 18:19
But just think though, only six more months till hoards of green zombie cubes of death are swarming again!
Euterpe Roo
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05-30-2006 18:27


Well, your name is "Lordfly," after all. Just a little buggy worship, I suspect. :p

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"If you live in the UP and you can't light a Webber with a match in a gale, you might as well be wearing a dress."
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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05-30-2006 18:31
When they start "screwing in lightbulbs" then you're in trouble.
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Joy Honey
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Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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05-30-2006 18:35
I hope you're supplying them with birth control :eek:
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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05-30-2006 18:39
From: Joy Honey
I hope you're supplying them with birth control :eek:

If you agree to an abstinence only program you might be able to get federal funding.
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Ananda Jezebel
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05-30-2006 19:03
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
I hate michigan.


Heathen!
Ghoti Nyak
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05-30-2006 19:03
Welcome to Michigan where we have two seasons: 'Winter', and 'Construction'. :D

-Ghoti (Ann Arbor, MI)
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Joy Honey
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05-30-2006 19:18
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
If you agree to an abstinence only program you might be able to get federal funding.


What do I get if I go with ID too?
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Ghoti Nyak
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05-30-2006 19:21
From: Joy Honey
What do I get if I go with ID too?


You get TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!



Ramen!

-Ghoti
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Joy Honey
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05-30-2006 19:22
OWWWWW!! MY NOSE! Dammit Ghoti, soda out the nose HURTS :p


:D
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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05-31-2006 05:18
I'm starting to get Earwigs in my house now. Lil' Bastards!!! Every summer we get hordes of 'em running around.

Also I find if you use UV Lights on your PC case, it tends to attract bugs as well. Course then they just fry inside :)
Doc Nielsen
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Join date: 13 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,059
05-31-2006 05:24
Such delightful fauna you have in America - it really makes me wonder why we bothered colonising the place, what with all the bugs, tornados, earthquakes, volcanos, hurricanes...
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