Have you ever caught your penis in your zipper?
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
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03-24-2006 10:54
I've had this happen a couple of times, as well as my scrotum. It's not pleasant when you are zipping up and suddenly "OUCH!". And then your stuck with the task of reversing your mistake and causing even further harm...
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
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03-24-2006 14:21
From: Lucifer Baphomet I used to catch my foreskin in my zip, till i tried new improved Circumcision (tm). Please don't bring up the "C" word, it's a hot topic in these here parts 
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes. 
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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03-24-2006 14:30
From: Siobhan OFlynn Please don't bring up the "C" word, it's a hot topic in these here parts Circumsicion is the "C word", why would Siggy want to call that bitch at work a circumcision Sio?
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
Posts: 2,505
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03-24-2006 14:31
lmao Lucifer!!! And the answer is NO for me, seeing I don't have one!! 
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Hox Hauptmann
I Support Supportiveness!
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 104
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03-24-2006 14:37
I once got stung by a wasp where the sun don't shine.
We were on a school hiking trip and someone ran into a wasps nest on the trail up ahead of me.
People were running by me yelling - Wasps Wasps! I was wearing my loose black joggers and was slowly jogging away from the place where there was a lot of angry wasps.
Somehow, in all the commotion, a wasp made its way up my pant leg.
I stood there yelling - get it out! get it out!.
My teacher saw that I was in trouble, so she dropped my pants and underwear and swatted at the wasp (what seems several times)..
All the while people were rushing by me trying to escape the wasps and giggling and pointing as they passed.
Unfortunately, the swelling eventually went down.
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Starax Statosky
Unregistered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2003
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03-24-2006 14:48
From: Hox Hauptmann
Unfortunately, the swelling eventually went down.
I had a heavy handed girlfriend that once caused me to swell up. I felt like a new man!. |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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03-24-2006 14:51
Starax, can you make a sculpture depicting a guy with his schwantz caught in his zipper? I'll donate!
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,025
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03-24-2006 16:54
No, but I have lost a couple pubes to a particularly stretchy pair of lace undies.
No elastic right on the mound, please!
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katykiwi Moonflower
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Join date: 5 Dec 2003
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03-24-2006 17:00
No
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
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03-24-2006 17:07
From: katykiwi Moonflower No How about someone else's penis?
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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03-24-2006 19:01
Thats kinda like, having a the small hairs getting stuck in.... her nevermind.
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