I did, when I was a kid! and the fucking nextdoor neighbour had to come around to get it out! What a bastard!. I bet he thought - "Woohoo, a license to play with a kid's penis.". Fucking pervert!!
But really, I think he was a decent guy. I just thought I'd share that moment with you all though.
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Starax Statosky
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03-23-2006 23:44
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Gabe Lippmann
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03-23-2006 23:51
This is an extremely unpleasant thread.
 EDIT: My *cough* unit has AR'd you for insensitivity, Starax. _____________________
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Hooch Matador
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03-24-2006 00:09
fucking nextdoor neighbour had to come and around to get it out! What a bastard!, I bet he thought - "Woohoo, a license to play with a kid's penis.". Fucking pervert!! I don't understand this!! _____________________
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Persephone Kirkorian
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03-24-2006 00:14
No, afraid I don't quality. But I was at a party once where someone said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on your penis."
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Starax Statosky
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03-24-2006 00:20
This is an extremely unpleasant thread. EDIT: My *cough* unit has AR'd you for insensitivity, Starax. Does this mean you don't like me anymore?  |
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Richie Waves
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03-24-2006 02:54
When I was like 9.. the school nurse had to help me... I died of embarresment..
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Willow Zander
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03-24-2006 02:54
Yes, why YES I have!
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Selador Cellardoor
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03-24-2006 03:03
Have you ever caught your penis in your zipper? Yes, once. _____________________
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PetGirl Bergman
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03-24-2006 03:17
Poor al men! Must be a small hell....
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Hooch Matador
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03-24-2006 03:24
Poor al men! Must be a small hell.... /Tina (blush) Small? It was an acme 7500 industrial strength zipper with titanium teeth it is able to slice telephone cables luckily, my tree trunk broke the zipper... _____________________
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PetGirl Bergman
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03-24-2006 03:32
Small? It was an acme 7500 industrial strength zipper with titanium teeth it is able to slice telephone cables luckily, my tree trunk broke the zipper... ....yes I KNOW SIZE MATTER.... and dont try any other explanation... no way! /Tina (blush more than before) |
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03-24-2006 03:39
Finally an explanation for why you made the wand.
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Nolan Nash
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03-24-2006 04:06
it is able to slice telephone cables So all that time, The Professor only had to have Gilligan yank off his trousers and donate his zipper? Don't tell Mrs. Howell that she donated her diamond necklace for no reason. _____________________
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Lucifer Baphomet
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03-24-2006 04:10
I used to catch my foreskin in my zip, till i tried new improved Circumcision (tm).
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Introvert Petunia
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03-24-2006 04:26
Umm... I have... a friend that this happened to.
This is the sort of error that you only ever make once in your life - so he told me. He also mentioned that it wasn't getting stuck that was the rough part, it was willing himself to get it unstuck that was the toughie. And, as he noted, this was but a glancing "blow" that didn't even leave a visible mark afterwards. Nevertheless, it did make a very deep impression upon him. |
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KittyKatt Kerensky
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03-24-2006 05:08
 Beans n Franks _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-24-2006 05:45
How the hell did he get the beans on top of the frank ???
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Nolan Nash
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03-24-2006 05:46
Yessir!
When I were about 11 or 12. I were at some distant cuzzins shack, and they had them one nice big swimmin' hole. Back in them thar days, we wuz porr, so we's jus' cut off our JC Penney Plainpockets when thar knees were blarsted out futha than mendin' wuz able to be fixin', and use 'em fer swimmin' hole trunks. We'all heard the dinner bell a'clangin', so's we's went skittering up to the shack, dreaming of biskits and gravy, havin' warked up a big appertight. I's needin' to relieve mahself, so i mosey's on out back to te turlet. After finishin' mah job, I went to zip 'er up and darned if I didn't snag old Wally in mah zippah! So I had to caterwaul out fer mah Unca Jack to please come hep meh! Thar Jack stood a'ponderin' the predickerment, and left, returnin' with a bar of Ivory soap. He lubed up mah zippah real good and gave er a yank. Mah gawd did it hurt! I had a spell and nearly fell into tha turlet hole! Makin' it all worse was that Unca Jack had told everwun, and one of 'em was the neighbahs daughtah, who I did fancy a mite! I nevah did go back to that swimmin' hole agin ahm afeared!  _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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03-24-2006 05:51
Considering Zipper is my horse, no. And I'm offended by the multiple thinly veiled implications in your question.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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03-24-2006 05:55
Considering Zipper is my horse, no. And I'm offended by the multiple thickly veined implications in your question. Fixed. _____________________
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ZsuZsanna Raven
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03-24-2006 07:53
There's Something About Mary comes to mind...
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Logan Bauer
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03-24-2006 07:58
Not personally, I try to catch other people's penii in my zipper.
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kornation Bommerang
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03-24-2006 08:29
so yeah erm yeah
yeah i did when younger - now have a scar underneath - to much info? _____________________
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Ravenelle Zugzwang
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03-24-2006 10:44
How does this happen?
Penis goes inside the underwear, then pants go over the underwear. This should really limit your penis exposure to the pants zipper. There are rules. 1.) Sometimes women can go without underwear (not listing parameters but it is okay in some situations) 2.) Men need to always wear underwear with their pants/shorts. The only time it's pretty much okay to not wear them is when you wear your pajamas or kilt. |
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
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03-24-2006 10:47
hahah...you poor guys.
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