Forum God.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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11-02-2005 16:05
Shouldn't SL have deity to have celebrations for and to represent us as a people? Seeing as how the Forums represent about 1% of total avatars, we'll have to call it Forumism when we import it in-world in order to show just who it represents.
Individual acolytes will be referred to as "forons" (not to be confused with fermions).
What attributes should our new deity have?
Feel free to suggest some that nobody has added. At the end of the week, we can get together in-world and build it.
Here's a list of possible attributes:
Healing Destroying Plague-bearing Shiny Dark Brooding Confused Speaking in tongues Controls fire Controls water Controls earth Controls sky Controls hate hugs
appearance: horns whiskers antlers suction cups swim sacs many eyes many legs many arms few arms multi-tongued multi-hued What color? aged youthful made of metal made of dead babies made of locked forums forged from irony made of off-topic forums on-topic, Jeska made of fruit made of pie hooves hairy slick big mouth teeth fangs flagella (hormone producing)
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-02-2005 16:10
As stated in another thread, I propose starting a "Cristian" religion and worshipping Cristiano. I can be the "Anti-Crist"  We could also have a "catolic" branch focusing on worship of the Virgin Torley, who is after all a self-proclaimed catbot  Our symbol could be the torley cross-triangle thingy! 
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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11-02-2005 22:00
Mytharc rulez!
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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11-02-2005 22:41
I used to be into Aimeeism, but now I'm a Katt worshipper.  P2
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
Join date: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 161
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11-03-2005 08:15
*raises hand* how bout Selador Cellardoor? He could be Forum God and run against Cristiano and we could vote!!! 
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 686
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11-03-2005 08:20
What?!? No Fertility Goddess?!? And a Wisdom Goddess is sorely needed too Leilany 
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Memory Harker
Girl Anachronism
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 393
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No, wait!
11-03-2005 08:24
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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11-03-2005 08:25
From: Leilany LaFollette What?!? No Fertility Goddess?!? And a Wisdom Goddess is sorely needed too Leilany  I have that whole "Venus of Willendorf" thing going on, but I can't, like Charlemagne, just elect myself "Goddess of Every-Old-Thing," can I? 
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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11-03-2005 08:43
Stop worshipping false idols. Everyone knows Eggy is forum god.
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-03-2005 08:44
From: Hiro Pendragon Stop worshipping false idols. Everyone knows Eggy is forum god. I eat eggs for breakfast *RAWR*
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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11-03-2005 08:47
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-03-2005 08:49
No!
You see, I put no *input* in, I just blabber off and post pointlessly cos I am bored, I rarely post seriously cos I end up breaking things and wanting to stab ppl with Mr Pointy.
But ty, now fan me and feed me grapes!
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The Madonna
Registered User
Join date: 30 Jun 2005
Posts: 9
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11-03-2005 08:55
From: Eggy Lippmann As stated in another thread, I propose starting a "Cristian" religion and worshipping Cristiano. I can be the "Anti-Crist"  We could also have a "catolic" branch focusing on worship of the Virgin Torley, who is after all a self-proclaimed catbot  Our symbol could be the torley cross-triangle thingy!  Torley, I'll meet your watermelon-colored heathen behind in Rausch and we'll see who retains Top Virgin status. Let's see your catbot TRANSUBSTANTIATE, HUH?!?! ...oh, and Cristiano is really the one you guys should be basing your religions around. He at least gets his hair cut and doesn't wear busted-up Birkenstocks, unlike a certain Son of mine who will remain nameless.
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 686
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11-03-2005 08:57
From: Euterpe Roo I have that whole "Venus of Willendorf" thing going on, but I can't, like Charlemagne, just elect myself "Goddess of Every-Old-Thing," can I?  What's stopping you? Leilany 
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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11-03-2005 09:22
From: Leilany LaFollette What's stopping you? Leilany  A Woody Allen-esque inferiority complex of epic proportions? 
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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
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11-03-2005 09:24
From: Eggy Lippmann As stated in another thread, I propose starting a "Cristian" religion and worshipping Cristiano. I can be the "Anti-Crist"  We could also have a "catolic" branch focusing on worship of the Virgin Torley, who is after all a self-proclaimed catbot  Our symbol could be the torley cross-triangle thingy!  And as I EXPLAINED in that other thread, which you are conveniently overlooking, I made the mistake precisely BECAUSE of Cristiano. So you aren't being nearly as clever as you think you are with this. coco
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,492
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11-03-2005 09:39
There is no forum goddess.
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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11-03-2005 09:44
From: Cocoanut Koala And as I EXPLAINED in that other thread, which you are conveniently overlooking, I made the mistake precisely BECAUSE of Cristiano. So you aren't being nearly as clever as you think you are with this. coco I am always amused at how frequently my name gets tossed around. What, pray tell, are you talking about?
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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11-03-2005 09:46
From: Cristiano Midnight I am always amused at how frequently my name gets tossed around. What, pray tell, are you talking about? Dude, EVERYTHING is your fault. You're already a martyr, that's why we're basing a religion around you.
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
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11-03-2005 09:57
From: Cristiano Midnight I am always amused at how frequently my name gets tossed around. What, pray tell, are you talking about? Coco spelled Christian without an "h" as one would in spelling your name. Her penance for this error is to be endlessly giggled about so that others may appear amusing and clever.
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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11-03-2005 10:09
From: Margaret Mfume Coco spelled Christian without an "h" as one would in spelling your name. Her penance for this error is to be endlessly giggled about so that others may appear amusing and clever. Well thank God the tide has finally turned. I am sick to death of people spelling my name with an extra h. BTW, two posts by Eggy do not "endlessly" make, do they?
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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11-03-2005 10:10
You guys can worship me, I'm cute and easily appeased with shiny stuff, and the only thing that would invoke my wrath is eating the last cookie. 
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Margaret Mfume
I.C.
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,492
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11-03-2005 10:42
From: Cristiano Midnight Well thank God the tide has finally turned. I am sick to death of people spelling my name with an extra h. BTW, two posts by Eggy do not "endlessly" make, do they? Nope, it doesn't. Just making a prediction based on forum precedence.
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-03-2005 10:47
From: Willow Zander I eat eggs for breakfast
*RAWR* Promises, promises!
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-03-2005 10:50
From: Cocoanut Koala And as I EXPLAINED in that other thread, which you are conveniently overlooking, I made the mistake precisely BECAUSE of Cristiano. So you aren't being nearly as clever as you think you are with this. coco Stop being such a victim. You made a mistake, I found it hilarious. By repeating it and expanding upon it I dont mean that you are stupid or anything, I just mean that I found it hilarious. Lighten up, the world is a circus and we are the clowns 
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